Daily Archives: August 18, 2010

Here You Go Lads, Kelly Brook In The Nude

Kelly Brook has just made me feel about the size of a double decker bus after seeing her completely starkers on the cover of Love magazine.

We all know that she’s got a face, body and hair to die for, and no matter how much our ma loved us, he’s do an Ashley Cole / Peter Crouch / John Terry on us if Kelly fluttered her eyelashes in his general direction, so this picture is NOT what we need when we’re feeling particularly bloated.

Either way, I knew most of you would appreciate looking at Kelly’s ass as she promotes her new film about a load of Piranhas that like to eat people as they swim in the sea.

The film might sound rubbish, but at least it’s got Kelly in a swimsuit eh?

Ruth.xx

True Blood Get NAKED

I don’t really watch True Blood or that other Vampire programme that started because Twilight did so well at the cinema, but one thing I am appreciating this afternoon is this picture of the cast completely starkers.

Obviously they really cashed in on the fake blood and looking scary, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin and Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd stripped off all their clothes and look rather raunchy for this new Rolling Stone cover.

According to the girls in the FF office, True Blood is one of the sexiest, darkest and erotic programmes on telly at the moment and I should be trying to find a dvd boxset to borrow for a catch up we’ve ever seen, so if you have one, send it my way, I promise to return it.

Stephen Moyer has a very interesting theory about why vampires are so sexy; “If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization…creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy.” Wow… I think I’m a bit in love…

Ruth.xx

Heidi Montag “Devastated” Over Plastic Surgeon’s Death

Heidi Montag has taken to her Twitter page to share her grief over the news of her plastic surgeon Dr Frank Ryan’s death.

Mr Ryan transformed Heidi and Janice Dickinson into the plastic barbie dolls they are today, and famously performed 10 operations on Heidi in a single day, earning himself and her a fair amount of criticism in the process.

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Despite the fact that no normal person would ever want to look like Heidi or Janice, Frank Ryan was obviously a well respected man, and Heidi wrote: “I am devastated to hear the news of Dr Frank Ryan’s death. He was the most amazing person I have ever known.

“He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world. My thoughts and prayers go out to his mother, family, friends, and anyone who was ever blessed enough to meet him. He is in a better place.”

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The 50-year-old doctor died when his car left the road and careered over the edge of a cliff, leaving him trapped inside and suffering serious head injuries. No other vehicles are thought to be involved.

FemaleFirst – Ruth Harrison

My Soul To Take Trailer

From writer/director Wes Craven comes a suspense thriller that warns us evil is working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

In the sleepy town of Riverton, legend tells of a serial killer who swore he would return to murder the seven children born the night he died.

Now, 16 years later, people are disappearing again. Has the psychopath been reincarnated as one of the seven teens, or did he survive the night he was left for dead? Only one of the kids knows the answer.

Adam “Bug” Heller (Max Thieriot) was supposed to die on the bloody night his father went insane. Unaware of his dad’s terrifying crimes, he has been plagued by nightmares since he was a baby.

But if Bug hopes to save his friends from the monster that’s returned, he must face an evil that won’t rest… until it finishes the job it began the day he was born.

Take a look at the trailer of the movie:

Devil Images

M.Night Shyamalan may be having a bit of movie luck after all as his new movie The Last Airebender opened at number three at the UK box office over the weekend.

While the filmmaker is not in the director’s chair for new project Devil but it is based on a story of his, the screenplay has been penned by Brian Nelson.

Directed by Drew & John Dowdle the movie is set in an office building, several people find themselves stuck in an elevator to find that one of them is the Devil.

Take a look at some images from the movie:

Enter The Void Trailer

Loosely inspired by the “Tibetan Book of the Dead,” “Enter the Void” centers on Oscar and his sister Linda, recent arrivals in Tokyo.

Oscar is a small-time drug dealer, and Linda works as a nightclub stripper.

One night, Oscar is caught up in a police bust and shot, but true to a promise he made Linda as a child, that he would never leave her, he refuses to abandon the world of the living.

As he lies dying, his spirit wanders through the city, his visions growing evermore distorted, evermore nightmarish. Past, present and future merge in a hallucinatory maelstrom.

Take a look at the trailer that is being praised left, right and centre by the critics.