Wayne Rooney really is making a pigs ear of this whole marriage thing isn’t he? Not only has he shamed his wife Coleen by bonking a number of hookers, but now she has to suffer the humiliation of the birds trying to make a buck or two off the tabloids.
The hookers have been crawling out of the woodwork to apologise to Coleen over the past couple of days – does anyone think it should be WAYNE doing the apologising? – I guess these women could claim they were just ‘doing their jobs’ after all.
Anyway, Helen Wood – the second girl linked to Wayne Rooney this week – didn’t have the bottle to apologise for her actions herself, so her father did it for her; “What’s happened in our family was absolutely tragic,” Dr Wood said in a statement. “I’m extremely sad if Helen’s actions have had wider implications on anyone else.”
He also admitted that he hasn’t spoken to Helen since she was 16, and had no idea what she was doing to make money… personally, we would’ve just kept quiet.
Ruth.xx


Well, it’s good the US doesn’t hold the record on cheating asses.