Win A Date With Justin Bieber

Seriously. I was settled in bed last night watching some programme about big fat gypsy weddings (thank God for subtitles), when my Blackberry pinged and I got an email from, Justin Bieber.

Obviously it was from Justin Bieber’s ‘people’ – I’d never give him my email address – but the heading declared; “Your Ticket to Never Say Never Could Get You a Date with Justin Bieber!”

I see a few problems with this;

1) I don’t have a ticket to see JB, and I have no intention of purchasing one.

2) I am far too old for Justin and do not condone adults going on dates with young boys.

3) I could be a man. Why, if I was a man, would I want to purchase a ticket to a Justin Bieber concert, and then be subjected to a romantic date with the floppy haired teen.

4) Isn’t he already going out with that Disney girl?

I need a better spam filter.

Ruth.xx

29 Replies
  • http://facebook isabel

    hey i got something i whant to have a date with justin bieber

    • cupcake

      me 1st nerd

  • GW from CelebrityCarsHomes.com

    I am not sure who he is currently going out with or dating. But I’m sure this win a date is just friendly. Won’t be too serious. She probably will show you around what he does. so his house etc.

    You will probably be driving around in his Ferrari. I mean that wouldn’t be a bad date. Meet up, get a free meal, and travel around w/e city he is in at the time.

  • http://ww.gmail.com mariah

    OMG i have always wanted to meet justin bieber my whole life i like his songs he is talented and who ever his girlfriend is they are soooo lucky.If i could i could i would talk about justin bieber all day every day just to win a date!!!!!! ;)

    • cupcake

      im his gf

  • Payton artrip

    Oh pleasee!! Give it to me!! If u don’t want it!

  • Payton artrip

    Pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeeee I’m like his biggest fan!!!! I have all his CDs which is only two and I know every word to every song!!

  • Brittney Swink

    i want to win a date with justin bieber!!

  • katy

    i want to win a date with justin bieber

  • jennie lynn

    hii my namess jennie and justin bieber is my idoll soo if you dont mindd wanna give me the ticket ;) not the otherss pleasee

  • Karlie

    oh my gosh i love justin! i cry every day and my mom says it isnt healthy. if i just win this one time i dont care if its for 5 minutes! please im begging you it will stop all my tears. i dont care if i go with a ton of ppl! ill go with allll these girls that say they want a date. im willing to do almost anything!! i go into depression and i cry if i dont seem or hear him every day! ill never stop loving justin bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so please pic mee! or at least let me meet him!!! ill bring all theses gurls with me so its fair for allll of us! whos with mee?!!?
    iloveyouJustinnn<3

  • Payton artrip

    I love jusin bieber at 11:11 I always wish for him to come to my house!! I follow him on twitter so I always know where he is!! When he says he’s going to surprise a fan I bawl my eyes out for the lucky person and when I see vidoes of him surprising his fans I cry too!! I love Justin bieber he is my idol I always have dreams of meeting him! When I talk about him I get a huge grin on my face and all my friends laugh at me they say I’m obsessed but if I could meet him I would be sooooooooo happy so please please give it to me!!

  • Payton artrip

    And also I have never been to a concert i would love to his fave candy I’d my fave candy!! Ily jb!!

  • katie louisee dillon

    i dont really mind if i do get this date with justin i’m not that desprate i just need someone to love me for me not just because i’m cute of funny. i dont know if i will get the date i dont mind

  • http://Yahoo Jovita

    I’m 11 years old do u think I could I looovvvveee Justin bieber he is sooooo sweat and down to earth I would lovvvvvee to win:);)

  • http://facebook.com Diana

    i want to meet u someday maybe i feel sad come meet me i live in windsor if u dont i will cry ..

  • Payton artrip

    I’m 12 and have all his CDs his acoustic and nsn remix!!!!!! Please I cry everytime I see him on tv or listen to his music and watch his videos please please I wanna meet him!! I cry every day because I can’t meet him!

  • Phillippa

    justin bieber has got the greatest personality i have ever seen,he always makes me smile whenever i see his face,he will always be inside my heart,i hope one day i will be the girl for him because he is the guy for me,i would love to meet him more than anybody he is a rolemodel to all teenagers i would love to go and see him perform but no one has given me than chance i pray for him every night and dream about him,i would like to say a poem i made for him:your so special justin ive loved you from the start youlle always be the one who holdd the key to my heart.i might not be obsessed about him but at least i love him for who he is because to me he is a regular teenager with a gift from god a great voice.justin youlle always have a place in my heart.

  • Phillippa

    above and added:i hope justin will find a place in his heart for me as i find a place in mine for him

  • BoBBY ScHriveR

    WhOah ladies ladies im single and yes payton i see your comment what about me im special to geeze u guy are weird y are u so obsessed with him(and no i dont like payton)

  • http://Justinbieber Jessi-Lynn

    Hi I’m 16 I’m your big fan every I’m speal nets
    And would love to go on a date with u I love you

  • Sara

    Please! I’m from Denmark, and my biggest dream is to win a date with Justin Bieber! Or just two second’s with him! I love him so much, and I crying every night because I love him so much! Justin please.. You said: Dream, until your dreams come true! Yea, and my dream is to meet you! Or just surprise me to my birtsday 11th August! Justin Bieber. I love you anyways! Please!!!<33333333333 Your my smile on my face – Sara.

  • http://yahoomail jb

    i love you jb can i be your date i love your mom is so cute your hole famliy is cute . be my datexoxoxoxoxoxo love and kissesxoxoxoxoand i got all your cds and posters.

  • http://INTERNETEXPLORER TALYSSA

    I LOVE TO WIN A DATE WITH YOU IM OR BIGEST FAN AND IT A ME SO HAPPPY I THINK YOUR SO HOT I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

  • http://INTERNETEXPLORER TALYSSA

    IM 16 TEAN AND I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH IOVE TO WIN A DATE WITH YOU YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT IT A MAKE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY

  • http://INTERNETEXPLORER TALYSSA

    IM 16 TEEN I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN IN THE WORLD I LOVE TO WIN A DATE WITH YOU

  • http://twtter jessi-lynn

    I’m 17 I’m special nets I love you I have your doll i play one less lonely girl on my piano and I have all your CDS and your perform and i color pics of you i have me and you standing in my room together and i made a box for you I’m your big fan ever i cry when i see you on TV some times

  • EMILY

    IM RELLEY NICE I CAN MAKE YOU LOUGH AND I CAN PLAY BASKETBALL AND I CAN COACH TOO. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A DATE WITH MY JB HOTTY

  • http://capitalradio sophie walker

    I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! if i met him it would be a dream come true honestly i love him soo much!!!!!! HE IS MY IDOL!!!