Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

What did I tell you? Yesterday I said that Johnny Depp wouldn’t be a free agent for long and look what’s happened now, he and Amber Heard have apparently been spending rather a lot of time together on the set of his new film The Lone Ranger. Rumour is, he even bought her a horse so they could ride side by side (bleurgh). Now, we have to remember that it was obvious that as soon as he announced splitting from Vanessa there would be rumours flying left, right and centre about who he is or isn’t dating. So even though the hearts of women worldwide may have tiny little cracks appearing in them, do not fret just yet, you may still have a chance… if you happen to be tall, blonde, bisexual and named Amber Heard.