First of all, I would like to give my condolences to Johnny and Vanessa, as after 14 years together, they have officially announced their split. Although this is very tragic and must be heart-breaking for their families, women all around the world will be having ‘Johnny Depp Is Single’ parties as I type. Does it make him more attractive now that he his single? Probably not, he couldn’t really get any more attractive (I even had a soft spot for him as Barnabas Collins, and you’re lying if you say you didn’t). Either way, every woman’s day got a little better when they heard this news, and didn’t feel so bad about it because rumours of the split have been flying round for months. However, a man such as Johnny Depp doesn’t stay single for long, so who will be the first in line? Start forming an orderly queue ladies.