How many times does she have to be told, no one wants to see her boobs.

Her boob must have been jealous of its twin that was flashed to the world last month, so Madonna decided that fair is fair and flashed her other boob at her show in Paris on Saturday.

As if that wasn’t scarring enough, she then proceeded to flash her bum to world as well.

I also just have to point out that any normal person who continued to get their boobs and bum out in public would be thrown in prison for indecent exposure.

Now, the authorities probably let it slide because it’s Madonna, and they see her as an attractive superstar. No, just no.

If it was Alex Pettyfer stood on a stage getting everything out (rather like in Magic Mike) then I really wouldn’t be complaining, but that’s because he is actually young and attractive, unlike Madonna.

At the point I would usually say ‘put it away Madonna’ but that clearly doesn’t stop her.