Author Archives: Memphis

About Memphis

Hello ladies! Do you constantly find yourself saying "Men are so…" after the latest love interest failed to text you back / slept with another woman / just turned out to be completely undateable for reasons you can't fathom? Yes, me too. So I've decided to share my love mishaps with you all in the hope of proving that we're not alone in our grumbles OR in the secret hope that there IS a man out there who won't turn into a total douche.

Men Are So… Into Page Three

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Memphis

What is it with men and topless women? I just don’t understand why they insist of having them plastered all over their wall / computer / phone and calendars… it’s bad enough that we can’t open a tabloid without staring … Continue reading →

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Men Are So… Confusing

Posted on October 29, 2010 by Memphis

Now that Paul was history (again) I could concentrate on getting my book back out and trying to repair the prospective relationship I threw away by giving the compete tosser a second chance. Anyone who knows me is well aware … Continue reading →

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Men Are So… Hard To Let Go Of (& Spineless)

Posted on October 22, 2010 by Memphis

Since my last blog I’ve had a rather interesting time of it…. Allow me to explain. I have pretty much been single since my ex and I broke up in August 2008. Now, he wasn’t the first ‘long’ relationship I’ve … Continue reading →

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Men Are So… Arrogant

Posted on October 15, 2010 by Memphis

Unfortunately for us there isn’t always a legitimate reason to talk to a fit guy, so it often helps to create one, without letting on to him that you’ve just made up a reason to be near to him… For … Continue reading →

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Men Are So… Good At Playing It Cool

Posted on October 8, 2010 by Memphis

Now we get down to the nitty gritty dating advice… as I’ve found out where I’ve been going wrong, it’s time to learn about how we should be meeting guys, how we approach them in a ‘neutral’ manner which makes … Continue reading →

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Men Are So…. Immature

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Memphis

After discovering that my High School attempts at courting had failed me miserably, I was happy to read that Samantha seems to have just as many problems in picking up guys as me. By the time Lee had finished his … Continue reading →

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Men Are So… High School

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Memphis

So, I’ve had The Sassy Guide To Picking Up Fit Guys for a couple of days now, and after eating fish and chips for tea I thought it was about time I stopped faffing about and got my ass into … Continue reading →

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Men Are So… Hard To Find

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Memphis

It’s been a while since I has even a sniff of a decent guy (almost two years in fact) and over the past few months I’ve been quite vocal in my moaning – sadly not THAT kind of moaning – … Continue reading →

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