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Lies and Liars – Catch Them Out

Miss DissLies come in many guises, there are the big lies we tell to save ourselves, then there are the smaller lies that get told to say save a relationship, and then there are lies we tell ourselves. If I had a special abilty it would be to tell if someone was lying, although that could also be a curse.

I find myself analysing how people are acting while they are talking more than listening and analysing the words. It is said that bin a conversation with a stranger, more than half of what they tell the other person is usually a lie of some scale.

Its human nature to naturally take people at face value because that is what we would like to believe. Luckily enough for those that want the truth, the body itself can never lie. People give off micro expressions that say what they are not.

Take these key actions the truth seeker can look for…

1. Body Language- Sweating, fidgeting, and folded arms are all very obvious signs of discomfort with the conversation.

2. Details- Liars have a tendency to be vague and skip over the small things. Asking in depth questions and asking for particular details the person will start to slip up with the inability to keep track of the additional “facts” in lies.

3. Aggresiveness – After being caught, liars tend to become aggresive and try to “push” the other person away. Anger is a very large tell to the reaction of a question thats a lie.

4. Eyes- Being that were are human and we are by nature “do-gooders” its difficult for a liar to keep eye contact during confrontation.

5. Stress – Again this is a reaction in the eyes and also the voice. Pupils dilate during times of stress (though it may be sexual attraction because that gives the same response) and the voice will elevate to a higher pitch.

6. Long Pauses- For most, lies don’t usually appear immediately in the mind. They take a pause after a question to formulate to make the most sense. Listen for the long pauses and be wary.

7. Repeat it- Police investigators ask suspects to repeat their story and look for inconsitencies in the stories. Also, liars think in a for the moment “forward” motion. Get the person to reiterate the events backwards, and they will struggle to do so.

8. Self Declaration- Someone who really wants to be believed, despite our natural ability to trust, will reinforce the fact that they’re being honest. Phrases to look for are “trust me,” “truth be told,” and “to be honest with you.”

9. Itching and Scratching- Someone telling a lie will scratch their nose, tug their ear or rub their neck while lying. These are self comforting tactics.

10. Trust Yourself- Intuition can be a wonderful thing. Trust yourself above all. If someones story doesn’t make sense ask yourself why.

Roslyn – Life guru

The Revenge Of The Jilted Lover

This week it as been all about the revenge of the jilted woman as both Brandi Glanville and Liberty Ross hit back in different ways at their wayward love rats..

Brandi GlanvilleLiberty Ross the model wife of Rupert Sanders, remember him getting caught in cheating with Kristen Stewart who also was in a relationship at the time a few months ago. Now Liberty has stripped off for a magazine photo shoot to show off her stunning figure to everyone revealling just what he left behind after his fling.

Model Ross, 34, reminded Hollywood director Rupert Sanders, 42, exactly what he’s missing as she filed for divorce last week — months after he was caught in a clinch with his Snow White and the Huntsman star, 22.

Ross said: “I feel like recently I am finding out who I am.” and now we certainly have a deeper knowledge of the model.Kristin Stewart also lost out as following a breif reconcilliation with Robert Pattinson, 26, he duped the love rat.

Another jilted model Brandi Granville has released a revealing account of her life after splitting fron ex Eddie Cibrian who cheated on her before moving on to LiAnn Rhimes. Revealations included spending $12000 on vaginal reconstructive surgery which she charged to his credit card and revealling how Cibrian loved to watch her during lesbian love sessions.

 

Today

It still looks bad for Robin Gibb, could be another talent passing into history again very soon – lets hope not.
What about Simon Cowell and Dannii Minogue – naughty boy – no wonder there was so much jealousy on the X Factor judging panel.
Then we have a member of Pippa Middletons bunch of idiot, out in a country that has just suffered a shooting tragedy waving a gun around pointing it at a camera man while the other prats look on giggling still money and posh schoiols doesn’t gaurantee brains. It would have been interesting if someone had pointed a gun at their party – wonder what the response would have been then.

MotoGP A New Beginning

It was an interesting Valencia post season official test this year,

The post season test is normally has all the feel of the new season as for the first time we can actually see the new bikes compared with each other. It’s a time when riders move to a new team and for the first time get in the saddle of the new charge showing us whether they will have the potential to challenge for the podium. Will they gel with the bike -  will the team accept them – have they made the correct decision – all questions that have to be answered ahead of the following season and it’s the day when we can first compare factory developments.

Monday the first day of official MotoGP testing in Valencia saw a concerned Alvaro Bautista wandering down the paddock devoid of racing leathers displaying no obvious signs of getting on a machine. 

His problem – he was contracted to test with Suzuki, but importantly he was in negotiations with Gresini. Early Tuesday and after much talking  Suzuki chief Paul Denning admitted to being resigned to the lose of the Spanish rider, and with the deal sorted with Gresini Bautista was left with nothing more than to announce to the press his decision.

This time around we had the added attraction of being able to welcome a new generation of bikes as MotoGP evolved into the 1000cc generation. We were to be treated to the spectacle of these machines sparring against each other having only witnessed them briefly at separate venues during the season.

Post Valencia testing though did have one thing in common with the 2011 season – Dani Pedrosa and Casey Stoner were busy showing why Honda dominance showed no sign of waning in the new era.

Off the track team managers were furiously working behind the scenes to get contracts while and media officers rushed to get press releases out and allow their respective new charges to participate in time for the test session.

Early Tuesday and with the departure of Bautista Randy de Puniet was seen ripping Pramac badges off his leathers before putting in three hours of testing on the Suzuki GSV-R.

With Suzuki still not committed to 2012 plans and only testing on Tuesday, there was a lot to prove in a very short time and De Puniet was not going to allow an opportunity to slip away. Posting the fourth fastest time on the 800cc GSV-R by the end of play, De Puniet finished ahead of the 1000cc Ducati and the Yamaha 800cc machines.

DePuniet will be hoping that it was three hours well invested and would be enough to persuade the Japanese factory that it is worthwhile to field one or two bikes next year and earn him a contract, despite the fact that the indecision would mean starting the year with 800s.

Over at Gresini the newly arrived Bautista on Hiroshi Aoyama’s 800cc bike from the grand prix weekend, the Spaniard posted the ninth-fastest time, two seconds off the 1000cc pace. Bautista’s season will be one of proving his pedigree, taking over from Marco Simoncelli will be a hard task as his contract is with Gresini rather than Simoncelli who’s contract was with HRC, factory support will have to be earned rather than given.

Also riding an 800cc Honda for the two days of testing was Moto2 world champion Stefan Bradl, who on Toni Elias’s bike immediately impressed team manager Lucio Cechinello with his ability to adapt. It seems only a matter of days now before an announcement is made tying Bradl to LCR.

Andrea Dovizioso’s move to Monster Yamaha Tech 3, ending a career lifetime with Honda to take up a seat on bike which he was certain even before he rode it, would suit his riding style.

The factory Yamaha engineers were eagerly anticipating Dovizioso’s arrival and the input and feedback from the rider with seven podiums on this year’s championship-winning bike under his belt.

Dovizioso’s technical debriefs were held not only with Tech 3 crew chief Guy Coulon and his satellite crew, but also attended by the injured Jorge Lorenzo’s crew chief Ramon Forcada.

Dovizioso finished the test fifth fastest, +1.4secs off his old team-mate Pedrosa’s fastest time of 1min 31.807secs, but with plenty of testing and development over the winter it will be interesting to see how much he and factory counterpart Ben Spies’ +0.5secs gap is reduced in February once that feedback is put into development.

At Ducati, a forlorn Nicky Hayden was sidelined by his Valevia GP injury while team mate Valentino Rossi busily set about testing the new twin-spar aluminium frame, although the factory were quick to point out that the bike was in its experimental stage.

Rossi the sessions sixth fastest, 1.52secs off the pace despite a season of heavy modifications to the bike he was unable to make inroads into last season’s +1.58secs . What the factory do between now and Sepang will be crucial in what is to be a make-or-break season in 2012, but Ducati are confident the new rules on official testing will aid their development.

The CRT (claiming rule teams) – of the six CRT’s who have initially secured a place on the 2012 grid on one was in attendance at Valencia: BQR were testing their FTR/Kawasaki rider Yonny Hernandez, who steps up from Moto2 with them.

Forward Racing, the only other entry with a confirmed rider and bike explained their test absence was due to Colin Edwards’ ongoing recovery from a shoulder dislocated in the crash in Sepang.

Kiefer Racing have decided to stay in Moto2, while Marc VDS and Paddock GP are showing no further appetite for a move into CRT. Andrea Iannone’s Speed Master team were delayed due to the uncertainty as to the riders ambitions for the Gresini vacancy before Bautista signed on the dotted line and with Gresini’s CRT ride looking certain to be given to their Moto2 rider Michele Pirro Speed Master are back working on their CRT plan.

Three new teams were testing – Spanish teams BQR Inmotec and Laglisse along with Italian outfit Gapam .

The times were well off the leaders  but it is still early days and with more testing time available to them than the MotoGP outfits, hopefully we will see an accelerated development by the time the Sepang tests are completed.

Aspar were the only current team not to test in Valencia, which was not surprising as the team had no rider and their bike options for their new CRT project are still unconfirmed., 

It is unlikely that the CRT bikes with production-based engines will prove competitive from the offset in a world of million-dollar development budgets and advanced electronics the teams will have a hard task in front of them, although the idea seems to be that over time there will be more CRTs and fewer factories.

The main issue to overcome if this is to happen will be how they get around the ever increasing leasing costs the factories are charging the satellite teams which have seen Gresini and Pramac down to one leased bike each and Aspar to abandon their MotoGP project altogether in favour of becoming a CRT, something has to be done to tackle the dwindling grid numbers in the premier class.

In efforts to reduce costs this year has seen the rules relaxed on rider testing and Dorna chief executive Carmelo Ezpeleta has now hinted at a change in regulations regarding electronics – arguably the biggest factor in the four seconds a lap between factory and claiming rules bikes – saying “in the future there will be equal electronics for everyone”.

If all these CRTs actually start 2012 along with Paul Bird’s expected entry, we could see over 20 bikes on the grid next season. With 2012 being a first tentative step for both the new teams and the regulators, the future of CRTs is an exciting possibility.

 

Strictly Come Dancing – Lewd

Don’t make me laugh… According to sources more than 300 viewers have complained to the BBC about Saturday’s episode of Strictly Come Dancing, saying the dancing was too raunchy.

The corporation said 325 viewers complained about footballer Robbie Savage’s hip-thrusting performance to the Michael Jackson hit Bad.

People commenting on the show’s blog called it “disgusting” and “tasteless”.

With another saying “Was horrified at Robbie’s performance, this is a family show, and to repeat that move three times was over the top!” not that they were watching in great detail, most people offended by something turn over to another channel after all what is the best way to vote through the tv remote.

Then again it may have been worse if they had tuned into the X Factor – now that is scarey but for all the wrong reasons. Talentless egotistical contestants sqaubbling judges and Louis Walsh that is worth compalining to the standards commission
Sad and pathetic BBC moaners I say get a life you 325 digusted’s of suberbia

Matt’s Saturday Shiner

Jesse Metcalfe says he was a little embarressed to get out of bed following filming of bed scenes with Eva Longoria-Parker, Eva obviously didn’t notice, Jesse had a hard-on… story so does that indicate he’s a bit challenged down there.. but then again what does Tony think about it. hmmmmm

What now for the Sugababes all the rows fights and sackings and Amelle Berrabah goes into rehab. I predict that this is the beginning of the end, could it be the motive all along had been to go solo – time will tell.

Jordan (my favorite attention seeker) is bragging about her wild shagging with lover Alex Reid when he’s in drag she says she loves dolling up the cross-dressing cage fighter in frocks and fake lashes before bedding him, how desperate is she to keep on the front pages

Anton du Beke has been put under guard for tonights Strictly Come Dancing. The attack on Leona Lewis has put the BBC on guard – the 43-year-old sparked fury when he said show partner Laila Rouass “looked like a P*ki” after a spray tan earlier this month and the BBC are concerned it may all kick off.. well beeb thats sure to boost rating as audiences tune in to watch for a possible punch up.

Matt ‘s X Factor Shiner

What was Dannii on tonight accusing Danyl Johnson of being gay and as such suggesting he did not have the credentials to win X Factor.

What about Mother Theresa Cole – her of few clothes Girls Aloud using sex appeal to sell records having the audacity to criticise Kandi Rain… were did this one come from.

Dannii performance 0 out of 10

Mother Theresa Cole 1 out of 10

Get it together girls or leave the show

Matt ‘Shines’ Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole todays Mother Theresa, Prince Williams main challenger to replace the Queen as head of the monarchy, but did she reveal a dark side on Saturday?

Que X-Factor my three, without much ado, Cheryl immediately tells Rikki Loney he is through to the finals. Great, but very emotional that young fella, isn’t he?

Next is between Ethan Boroian and Lloyd Daniels. Cheryl talks with Lloyd about his age being a factor (he’s only 15), but in the end, Ethan gets rejected and Lloyd is through to the live finals, a bittersweet result for the lady viewers, I think?

Following these two is operatic Daniel Fox, who’s concerned that Cheryl doesn’t ‘get’ his singing style. Her brow is noticably furrowed, but she stammers something at a producer and wanders off, then in the end, she rejects him. There is poor Daniel all white faced wondering what is going on then cruelly, they send him off while Cheryl composes herself, That was possibly the most painful rejection in reality TV history.

Now lets be honest she only had to tell the finalists who is through and who isn’t why did she put him through the humiliation. She knew she was going to play safe and forget talent and put vote catchers only though.

Cheryl 1 out of 10 for the performance

Matt Takes A View

Lmariah-carey-awi-7ets talk Mariah Carey, first up she says how shocked she was to survive to her 40th birthday as she expected to do a Marilyn Monroe, I just think she was scared of growing old. As she gets older her forehead is either getting larger or her hairline is receding or is it just me….
Then she pops up with the admission that she and hubby have lots of phone sex, Nick said: “There’s lots of phone sex! (can’t see the attraction myself I know they are quite cool these days but having sex with one I’m not so sure) he then adds when I get home, we have a big party!… spare us the details the image I have just conjured up will stay with me for the rest of my life. Still it’s all in the name of publicity.
Alyssa Milano has dismissed reports she’s pregnant with her first child,… I’m not either which will interest just as many people as her announcement – do us a favour. Finally Megan Fox admits she was worried ‘Jennifer’s Body’ would show she can’t act, well she need not have worried about failure because it was a success it confirmed the fact, she can’t act.