Category Archives: Ruth’s Ramblings

Prince William & Kate Middleton Get Condoms

Prince William and Kate Middleton were always going to be the butt of various sexual innuendo jokes and tacky merchandise sales since they announced their impending wedding, so we’re rather unsurprised to see the two join forces top release a brand of condoms.

First JLS got in on the action, and now Crown Jewels Condoms are hitting the shelves at a fiver a packet. They are ‘collector’s edition’ rubbers though…

Will you be stocking up, or are you happy to stick to the free ones from your local family planning centre?

Ruth.x

We Have A HUGE Crush On Yellow Wire

I got back into the office this morning after spending a whole week in France skiing around various mountains and eating snails and frogs and was dreading the endless trudge through the 750+ emails waiting for me.

Luckily though, as I made it onto my second cup of coffee (about mid-morning) I stumbled upon an email full of pictures of the delicious Yellow Wire.

His name is Ol Beach, and if you’re a avid reader of my work here at FF, you probably know that I’ve talked about him before, but at long blinking last, Ol and his mates have gotten around to releasing Last Breath.

Not only that folks, but the lovelies have been playlisted on BBC Radio 2 as well, so you have absolutely no excuse not to give them a whirl. If not, we have a few pictures to convince you…

Ol looking like Jared Leto.

Ol looking a bit like Simon Neil

Ol looking like Justin Bobby from The Hills

Kat Von D To Wed Jessie James

Kat Von D. What can I say? I think she’s one of the few women in the world who can be pretty much tattooed head-to-toe and still look blooming gorgeous… so what she’s doing with that loverat that looks like a cowboy (Jessie James) is beyond me.

Anyway, she must see something in him, because she’s agreed to become Mrs Kat Von James, or Mrs Kat James, or whatever she’ll be known as once she’s been down the aisle.

Personally I think Kat seems like a lovely lady, and I am pretty sure that if JJ broke her heart, she’d probably bulldoze his house to the ground.

Ruth. x

Rafal Nadal & Megan Fox Strip For Armani

Cristiano Ronaldo was the last guy to bare all with Megan Fox for an Armani campaign, but now she’s teamed up with tennis ace / superhunk Rafael Nadal for these saucy snaps.

If you thought your weekend couldn’t get off to a better start than listening to Chris Moyle’s Golden Hour and eating a sausage and egg buttie, then think again, because these cheeky pictures will definitely put a smile on your face.

Yes, so Nadal makes us want to leg it down to Wimbledon and get our hands on some furry balls, but Megan Fox… wow. What a babe. I want her figure, I want her tattoos, she’s just incredible. I wish I’d not eaten that breakfast buttie now….

What do you think? Good start to the weekend?

Ruth xx

OMFG! The Inbetweeners Do Comic Relief

Those mega-babes from The Inbetweeners (I still can’t decide which one I would want to go on a date with) are going to be back just in time for Comic Relief as they do their bit for charity. Ah, I’m all warm and fuzzy already!

The lads will be taking their trusty yellow Fiat on a road trip to find some of the rudest places in Britain, beginning at none other than London’s Bush Lane, and have 50 hours to drive around the country and locate 50 places with rude sounding names.

Simon Bird, James Buckley, Joe Thomas and Blake Harrison are keeping a video diary via the Red Nose Day YouTube channel, and we’ve got to admit, its compelling viewing, especially since they’ve already found Fannys Lane, Sally Pussys Inn, Twatley and Cock Street.

But, they’ve still got loads more to find, is there anywhere near you that the boys should visit? Oh, and we’ve decided James Buckley is our favourite.

FemaleFirst – Ruth Harrison

Lauren Goodger Makes A Laughing Stock Of Herself

Lets face it, Lauren Goodger needs to take a long hard look at herself and make some changes…. she keeps running back to that loverat Mark Wright (even though it’s clear he doesn’t really love her) and now she’s been prancing around with no trousers on.

The Only Way Is Essex ‘star’ had a night out down the West End yesterday with her mate Layla Manoocheri who goes out with Simon Webbe – and it was this mate who (brilliantly) snapped Lauren after she randomly whipped her trousers off in the middle of the club.

Now I don’t know if Lauren was really hot or if she just wondered why on earth people weren’t giving her any attention, but we’ve got to say, she hasn’t half shed some pounds since the Christmas Special, those legs are cracking!

Anyway, she’s bought herself another five minutes of fame now, lets hope a nice guy comes along and picks her (and her trousers) up in his arms and carries her away.

Ruth.xx

Managed Anorexia – Is That Really A Message We Want To Be Sending?

Kenneth Tong; former Big Brother housemate, self-titled Playboy and fame-hungry Twitter addict has now branched out from bragging about his latest sexual conquest to preaching how women should be a size zero.

But is his so-called idea of ‘managed anorexia’ a message we want to be sending out to teenagers and impressionable young women?

The thing is, up until a few months ago, Kenneth Tong was using his joint Twitter account with ex-girlfriend Karly Ashworth to hang onto the speck of fame he had experienced in the wake of Big Brother, and he would regularly post pictures of himself wining and dining various women. However over the past few weeks, Kenneth has done a complete 360 and decided that women shouldn’t eat.

That’s right readers, this man believes that all women should be a size zero, and that anything larger is ‘disgusting’ and a ‘failure’. Only this morning he lectured; “Breakfast? You don’t deserve to be awake, let alone food. You are horrible. We both know it. You are disgusting. You are fat.”

The thing is, how can a man – who is far from being a sex symbol – preach about what women should look like?

Kenneth’s Twitter background isn’t food shy…

He has even tried to piggyback on the fame of other celebrities by Tweeting to ridicule them over their weight or meal decisions, take last nights bitchy comment to One Direction’s Harry Styles; @Harry_Styles No Nandos my Son! What kind of example are you setting for the youth of today encouraging fast food?!”

I think Mr Tong needs to take into account the irony of this Tweet; the sad fact is… what kind of example is HE setting to the youth of today by – as a Z List Celebrity -  endorsing the idea of eating disorders, because let’s face it, that’s what anorexia is.

I am left wondering whether this is all an OTT publicity campaign by a 25-year-old bloke struggling to cling onto any remnants of the ‘fame’ he got from his few hours in the Big Brother house. I mean, clearly Tweets like; “Tell me what you ate today and I won’t listen as you’ve eaten too much. To be thinner, skip dinner. Anorexia is not evil, it is an oft mismanaged blessing.” Are going to attract publicity for this fame monster, and he’s gotten what he wanted after the likes of Rihanna, Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsey and Rochelle Wiseman have hit back at his words.

Rihanna said; “This is exactly why girls are doing everything to destroy their bodies!” whilst Cowell tweeted: “Just been informed about Mr Kenneth Tong. Twitter has a new village idiot. In fact he doesn’t even deserve the village. He’s an idiot. Mr Kenneth Tong you keep telling people to lose weight. The only weight people should lose is you. You’re not worth my time.”

Rihanna. Not A Size Zero, But Utter Perfection.

When The Saturdays star Rochelle told Tong: “Your tweets are upsetting a lot of people, including myself! It’s very vile!” he tried to squeeze every last dreg of his interaction with the celebrity by goading her with the response; “If you were fat, do you think would you’ve been part of the Saturdays?”

Rochelle Wiseman is an inspiration to so many young women, and for a girl to see Kenneth Tong telling their idol that she would be nothing had she not being thin is a very dangerous line to walk…. Is size zero (despite the fact that Rochelle clearly isn’t a size zero) the kind of image we want impressionable teenagers to aspire to? Surely not.

So, is it not about time Twitter did something about Kenneth Tong? Whilst it is easy for many women to ignore his warped ideas of how a woman should live their lives, there are going to be some who succumb to his desire to control them and really believe that; “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.” To those women (and men) out there…. I implore you to try some warm chocolate fudge cake.

Ruth.x

Karly Ashworth Discusses Kenneth Tong & His ‘Managed Anorexia’ Fascination

Thinspiration? Pass the nachos.

Eastenders Update : Ronnie Quits Show

On Tuesday I asked you what you all thought of the Eastenders cot death storyline, and now, after over 3000 viewers have even registered a complaint with the BBC, the actress at the centre of the plot has quit the soap.

Samantha Womack – who plays baby stealer Ronnie Branning – is planning to leave the show in May after a source told The Sun; “The last couple of months at work have been awful for Sam. The first time she read the script, she thought it was wrong and pushed boundaries too far.

“It was such a sensitive issue, she knew it would cause a huge backlash. She wrote a letter on the day she read it and made it clear to bosses she thought it was wrong. They persuaded her to stay and film the scenes, but she will leave in May.

“It was draining for her filming the scenes and incredibly difficult emotionally. All she could think about was the reaction of parents, especially mothers, who had lost children to cot death. She saw the story as a mother first and an actress second, which made her realise things had gone too far.”

Do YOU think she’s done the right thing?

Ruth.x

Katie Price Confirms Marriage Is On The Rocks

Katie Price has been surprisingly quiet over the last dew months (considering we thought the media circus around her was the only thing keeping her alive, like she was some kind of publicity vampire or something) but once again, the PR machine has raised her ugly head.

We say ugly, but actually, her new blonde look is actually quite flattering, but anyway,  that’s not the point, KP has now confirmed that her relationship with Alex Reid is in big trouble with a Tweet relating to a story in the News of The World.

Katie said; ‘To answer my fans questions news of the world did a accurate story sunday about our marriage in crises ..always look on bright side xx’ fair enough her grammar might not be tip-top, but we can always work on that…

So, the story in question? Well, a friend of the couple told the paper; “It is no exaggeration to say that the marriage is in crisis. They have been going through an extremely difficult period trying to work things out. It’s been a very tough time for both of them.”

Oh we do hope they sort things out, after all, it is their first wedding anniversary on the February 2nd, so it would be a little bit sad if they broke up before then.

Ruth. Xxx

So THIS Is What Katy Perry Looks Like With No Make Up…

There’s nothing like seeing one of the most beautiful women in the world without any make up on to make us feel 100% better about not being able to get back into our skinny jeans after Christmas.

So maybe we did eat five too many mince pies, but at least we’re only human, just like Katy Perry, who has been snapped in an altogether non-flattering picture.

Mr Perry (Russell Brand) snapped a picture of his wifey first thing in the morning and posted it on his Twitter page, before taking it down moments later…. Not fast enough for us though, as we managed to get our paws on the snap before it disappeared.

He might be in big trouble, but lets face it, she doesn’t look ‘that’ bad….

Ruth.x