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Tiger Woods Pays His Ex £500 Million In Divorce

‘Cor Blimey, Elin Nordegren might have found her loverat husband sticking his club in some other woman, but at least she can take comfort in the fact that she’s bagged a tidy £500 Million from the cheating chump.

Okay, we know ‘money doesn’t buy happiness’ and all that, but £500 million? You can’t tell me that isn’t going to make her feel a whole lot better!

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With papers citing that their marriage was “irretrievably broken,” they have agreed to share custody of their two children and both released a statement wishing the other all the best.

Elin signed a pre-nup when she first wed Tiger back in October 2004, but this was made null and void after he had his wicked way with an alleged 20 women or more behind her back.

Ruth.x

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Cheryl & Ashley Cole : Divorce Looks Likely

With extramarital affairs becoming more prevalent than the common cold lately, the celebrity betting boffins over at Paddy Power have reported “considerable interest” with betting on which celebrity couple will divorce first.

After a week to forget for Ashley Cole its now even more bad news for the beleaguered England defender as Cheryl and Ashley Cole have replaced Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren as the most likely celebrity couple to divorce next. Cheryl and Ashley are now Paddy Power’s red-hot 6/5 favourites with Tiger and Elin drifting to 15/8 second-favourites.

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Ex-England skipper John Terry and wife Toni Poole seem increasingly less likely to win this particular dubious honour and have been pushed out to 4/1 third-favourites ahead of newly-weds Katie Price and Alex Reid at 7/1 and Vernon Kay & Tess Daly at 8/1.

Paddy Power said “Despite her lyrics I don’t think Cheryl is in any mood to fight for her love right now. It looks like Ashley’s recent extra-curricular activities could be the straw that broke the camels back”

Who will Divorce first?

6/5    Cheryl & Ashley Cole
15/8   Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren
4/1     John Terry & Toni Poole
7/1     Katie Price & Alex Reid
8/1     Vernon Kay & Tess Daly
12/1   Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
40/1   Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
50/1   Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas
100/1 Ozzy Osbourne & Sharon Osborne

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Tiger Woods Feels The Bite Of A Divorce Settlement…

Tiger Woods’ name could be catching up with his as he is likely to have a huge chunk bitten ou of his band account as his soon-to-be ex-wife, Elin Nordegren is set to land a whopping $500m divorce settlement according Paddy Power.

The bookie is taking bets on how much her settlement will be following news that she is set to meet celebrity lawyer Sorrell Trope and according to reports, the most likely outcome of a California divorce could leave Tiger on the wrong end of a payout of between $100m and $500m at red hot odds of 1/2, with a worst case scenario of more than $500m at 25/1.

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With Tiger’s sponsors seemingly dropping like flies, AT&T now head the list of the next to jump ship. And with news that Elin is talking sponsorship with Puma, Paddy Power are taking bets on who will buck the trend and sign a new sponsorship deal with the world’s most talked about man.

Paddy Power said, “No matter what way you look at it, everyone is talking Tiger – there’s got to be plenty of brands out there who’d sign him straight away. And if our divorce settlement betting is accurate he’s going to need every penny he can get!”

Isn’t it a shame that we bet on this blokes misfortunes… then again, it’s probably not a good idea to sleep with 11 different women when you’re married… talk about hitting your balls out of the green.

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