Hugh Hefner

Any ladies who fancy spending their days lazing around a pool in a tiny bikini will be happy to know that Hugh Hefner is single again after splitting with (one of) his girlfriend’s Holly Madison. If you want to leave all your morals behind to spend your days with a dirty old man, send your applications on a postcard.

In a further bid to cash in on his daughter’s fame, Michael Lohan has offered people the chance to beat him up! I’m sure there will be a queue as far as the eye can see once the bidding starts, personally I hope Samantha Ronson or Lindsay herself take him on…although they look too thin to pack a good punch!

I don’t think I’ll be heading over to Heather Mills’ house for tea anytime soon; not just because I can’t stand her, but because she believes that ice cream should be made from human breast milk. So next time she offers you some creamy delight… stick to the after-dinner coffee.

If beautiful skin comes at a price of rubbing bird poo all over my face I think I’ll stick to being spotty and leave this ‘hidden gem’ to Victoria Beckham. I think Posh Spice needs a new nickname; Shit Face.

It must have sucked to be Zac Efron’s mother when she heard her son had died. Yep, some stupid journalist in another country didn’t properly check their facts before they went live with a story that Zac had been killed. You wouldn’t get that from your reliable journalists at FemaleFirst.

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I’m glad to see that Sir Paul McCartney is hitting back at his drama Queen ex wife Heather Mills. Even better, he’s doing it via song on his new album, Electric Arguments, rather than having a media war of words over the tabloids!

I nearly collapsed when I heard how much bloody money JK Rowling per week! Wait for it, writing books brings in £3 million a week – the equivalent to £5 a second – I barely get £5 a hour!! And they say going to University leads to a better life!

And she speaks!! Yes, after years of thinking that Victoria Beckham doesn’t have an opinion on anything never mind a set of vocal chords, she has finally moved her lips out of that trademark pout to tell the world she is proud of Katie Holmes. The next thing we know she’s be discussing the state of the economy!

Yet another celebrity couple have decided to jump on the baby bandwagon; this time it’s Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowels’ turn to announce that they want to start a family. However, don’t expect them to be burning up the sheets anytime soon, as Jay-Z was quick to add that it would be ’someday’ rather than soon!

It seems that Paris Hilton’s fan base is shrinking just as quickly as her reputation as Shannon Doherty once again rears the ugly head of the infamous “One Night In Paris.” Sorry boys but it isn’t finding it’s way onto the video shop shelves anytime soon, it’s just Shannon’s feeble attempt to get back into the headlines by branding the pink princess sex life “disgusting.” Ooh, someone has a bitter taste in their mouth…and it isn’t Paris.

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George Michael

It seems that George Michael just can’t seem to do anything right! This

time he has been forced to apologise to fans for letting them down again after he was caught with crack cocaine and cannabis after he was seen loitering

around a public convenience near London’s Hampstead Heath on Friday. What is it with George and getting in trouble in public toilets… surely he learnt his

lesson in 1998?!

It’s such a shame when a relationship breaks down because one person wants the other to change… that’s exactly what happened with

href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Moss-22848.html"> Kate Moss and Jamie Hince after the supermodel was forced to end the relationship

because Jamie was sick of her constant partying. At the end of the day; he knew what he was letting himself in for in the first place… and Kate; you have

loads of men queuing up for you… if you want to share you can always send them my way!

Why is the television packed with so much garbage these days? I’ll tell you why… because fame-hungry gold diggers like

href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Heather+Mills-22845.html"> Heather Mills are getting their own shows left, right and centre! Apparently she

wants to ‘repair’ her public image… but I somehow doubt that will ever be possible, she’s far better taking her millions and moving to a deserted island

somewhere.

Like I’m ever going to believe that Victoria Beckham buys her clothes at flea markets! I know they don’t do size zero on my local market and to be honest I think the idea of Victoria ‘roughing it’ on a flea market is about as likely as seeing her in the McDonalds drive-thru!

I’m also relived to hear that Travis Barker and DJ AM are recovering after

they were involved in a plane crash on Saturday. When I heard the news I was so upset as I was a huge Blink 182 fan and Travis is a hugely talented

musician! Get well soon boys (and if you need a girl to dress up as a nurse and bath you I’m more than happy to offer my services!)

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Heather Mills

I’m glad that Heather Mills has been brought down a peg or two after Eva Longoria Parker put her foot down and prevented her from starring in the new series of Desperate Housewives. I know the sitcom thrives on the failed marriages of others, but I think Heather Mills’ contribution would be far more like reality TV.

I know that every guy would love to bed a stripper, but Megan Fox has done one better: she bagged herself a hot, lesbian night of love when she was just 18. I bet the guy who had just dumped her regretted that after he found out his girl was up for some same-sex action. Too bad mate!

I’m not quite sure wether being the sexiest girl in the world according to Hugh Hefner would be something that would make me happy and unfortunatley Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie have been named as the ‘lucky’ two. I don’t think I would be too comfortable with a dirty old man eyeing me up, especially when he spending his life in a bath robe surrounded by skantily-clad woman.

I’m terrible with surprises, especially when I know I’m getting one but have to wait for it. However, I don’t think I would mind waiting for a striptease from the saucy John Mayer like Heidi Klum did. I can’t wait forever, but anytime before Chrismas will do… imagine finding him in your stocking… Yummy.

Don’t you love a protective guy on your arm. Oh wait, its Kevin Federline and he’s on Britney Spears’ arm (no, no, he isn’t holding her up after another booze-fuelled night out) Well, he’s not exactly on her arm again so to speak, but he has warned Paris hilton to stay away from his ex wife as he doesn’t want her influencing her with hr party ways. What a caring man, but he really should leave her to it now.

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John Lennon

The actual scandal of the week has got to be John Lennon’s gay

fantasies about Sir Paul McCartney and even worse…about his own mother! No wonder Paul and Yoko Ono are furious… it’s like finding out the man

you’ve known for years has been living a double life behind your back – oh wait… it is!

As if she hasn’t learnt that everyone hates her, Heather Mills is now trying

to convince Sir Richard Branson to let her move to his private island to help her “escape the hate.” Note to heather: You brought it on yourself love, and you

can run but you can never hide.

Thank god for that… Russel Brand is single again! I didn’t think he would be

able to stay faithful to one woman for very long and now he’s free to play the field again I don’t mind helping make another notch on his bedpost!

Not only am i jealous that Jennifer Aniston has bedded Brad Bitt, but

not she’s gone and bagged herself the delicious RockNRolla star Gerard Butler! Not only that but she’s had a go with Jason Lewis, John Mayer and Paul

Sculfor. Some girls get all the bloody luck!

I find it pretty difficult to believe that Pamela Anderson and Tommy

Lee are living together but not having sex! As if you could be in the same house as someone like him and not want to rip all his clothes off (and the same

for her really!) But I thought she was dating Michael Jackson now anyway? Hmm.

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Peaches Geldof

It looks like the real motives behind Peaches Geldof’s marriage could actually be a visa scam rather than the hearts and flowers love like we all thought! [Joke!] Most people though she married Max Drummey as a publicity stunt but now the word on the street is that it was so she could work in the US. Oh well, she’ll learn one day.

I can’t believe i’m actually giving Lindsay Lohan the publicity she’s so desperately craves, but I should share the ridiculous news that she and Samantha Ronson are getting married and she’s going to become Mrs Ronson; that’s the only sensible decision the pair have made, and Sam is obviously the bloke in that pairing!

Even being a bitchy supermodel doesn’t keep you free from fleas as Kate Moss hilariously found out when her house became infested with fleas. Better get the maid to sort that out kate dear; you of all people can’t be living in such squalor…haha!

After hearing that Usher is having another baby with his wife I think it’s time to cross him off my ‘Men To Marry’ list… I don’t think I could handle a man with so much extra baggage, especially when the little ‘bundles of joy’ have a tendancy to sick all over be lovely flat. Sorry Usher but you’re binned.

I think it’s true that Heather Mills is actually completley useless at everything as she was sacked from Celebrity Apprentice before filming even began! Just like her pre-nups with Paul, Heather has to get her feet straight under the table by demanding a place in the final to be included in her contract regardless of how she performed in the rest of the show! Get over yourself Heather, you’re not that great and Sir Alan Sugar would have no problems in firing your pretty little ass!

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In todays early headlines Heather Mills says she has to to sell her house to pay off her debts, then announces she is hosting a £30,000 New Years bash, I am a little baffled by what appears to be spending money she doesn’t have.. look out Macca

Nicole Kidman answers the rumours over her supposed pregnancy

Catch up with Angelina’s worries and concerns..

And we must not forget our other serial publicity grabber Britney now blaming herself for her sisters misfortune…

Lets hope the spoilt and pampered celebs make a New Years resolution to get it together in 2008

Anyway Happy New Year to you all
Joclyn