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2011 : The Year Of The Diet?

What is it with us women? We moan about our weight al year, and then only decide to do something about it around Christmas, when, of course, it is the hardest time to lose weight. Ever.

I’m one of those women who can go to the gym five time a week in summer and ride my bike all over town on a weekend, but them come winter (dark nights, wind and rain) trying to prise me from the sofa and my Sky+ set is pretty much impossible.

So, with 2011 coming up, have I decided to make a more sensible New Year’s Resolution? Have I ‘eck…. Once again I’m vowing to stop eating and drinking rubbish come January 1st in the hope of getting down to a cute size 10 and a happy nine stone.

I can’t do it alone though… I mean, there’s no way I’m going to be able to say no to Ben & Jerry when they start waving at me from the freezer aisle in Morrisons, and the more I deny myself their cookie dough goodness, the more my brain is going to implode on itself… SO I’ve decided to avoid going to the supermarket altogether….

The problem I have is, I’m not massive, I’m not even in the size 14+ section of the shops, and I don’t look THAT bad naked – not in the dark anyway – but in the society we live in today, there is so much pressure to be super slim, that it’s hard to feel comfortable in your own skin unless you can see your bones jutting out of it.

I’m not really a fan of looking like skeletor, so I’m not going to go that far, but the problem I have encountered is that it sounds as though some of these ‘quick fix’ diets work for the ‘larger ladies’ who will obviously lose more weight if they stop eating cakes and pasties, but how well will they work on me – a girl who could do better when it comes to healthy eating, but is by no means obese?

The weight clearly is going to ‘drop off’ as I’m not the size of a house, but will it work if I change my diet? And are there any other methods? Hypnotherapy, magic knickers, diets DVD’s, weight-loss bootcamps that might work? Ladies I need your help and advice!

As part of my presents from Santa this year, I’m lucky enough to have been able to get my hands on a few of these ‘direct to your door’ diets, that I’m going to be starting from January (providing my mother gets her butt out of the house in the snow) and I’m going to keep up to date with all my progress…. As well as the God’s honest truth to whether or not these diets work AND (perhaps most importantly) if they do work, but leave you feeling so hungry that you could eat a piece of MDF.

So, with only a few days to go until 2011… I better start enjoying the choccies whilst I can!

Laura’s Baby Diary : Week 26

So, we’re at week 26 and my heartburn is beginning to irritate me, every meal and sometimes just drinking  can set me off! I have tried to avoid spicy foods and carbonated drinks, but it doesn’t seem to make any difference, I mean, even eating cereal leaves me in pain! I have a huge bottle of heartburn relief liquid that is kept
with me at all times.

Speaking of medication, I have started to moisturise everyday to try and avoid the stretch marks, Asda have their own brand of stretch mark oil which is loads cheaper than other brands that are on offer and leaves your skin feeling lovely and soft. I have even been using it on my hands now the winter is here!

When (like me) you get into your third trimester it is time you started to relax, although the nesting instinct kicks in and you want to clean everything! All I can say is, make sure you take heed and relax because swollen ankles and aching joints are not much fun when you are carrying the extra weight.

Laura xxxx

Laura’s Baby Diary : Week 25-26 – Feeling Fat!

Over the past couple of weeks I have gone from having a cute little bump to something that now makes me look rather like a hippo; I can’t even put my shoes or socks on properly without becoming a contortionist! I have invested in some stretch mark cream, but I doubt that it will work, but I can hope. Does anyone know of any good stuff to stop the stretch marks? If so, please, hook me up!

Aside from ballooning up, I haven’t been feeling great a lately and after a few trips to the maternity unit and an overnight stay I’m praying that we have finally sorted things out and I am now on the mend.

I couldn’t have gotten through it all without lots of help from my wonderful husband, but I am feeling loads better now. However, I still don’t like doing nothing because it drives me mad, but it is nice to know I have lots of support from my loved ones.

On another positive note, I have my graduation soon so I am on the lookout for a dress – or maybe even a tent – that looks pretty yet sophisticated and some flat shoes for those swollen ankles. To be honest, I am really looking forward to the event, I just wish I could find something flattering to wear, but having my husband, daughter and bump there will make sure the day is extra special no matter what happens.

Oh, and baby names update : We’re back onto choosing the names again… I think we are just about to finish throttling each other and have decided on some we like, but I am sure I will change my mind again, it is the prerogative of a hormonal woman!

Laura xxxx