Tuesdays early news views and happenings

As always, we know you would love to treat yourself to a lovely new CD this weekend, so with that in mind, we would love to recommend our CD of the week; Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You because if you don’t get it… you totally can’t be in our ‘cool club’

We always thought Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter was a bit of a goody two shoes but it seems the boy-bander has a wild side too. Nick has revealed that his drug use almost killed him but he was diagnosed with a potentially fatal heart condition just in time to stop.

I’m not the biggest fan of Anna Wintour to be honest. The ice queen scares me and despite never having met her, I’m pretty sure I’d run a mile if I ever came face to face with her. So imagine my surprise when she turns around and picks Adele for a Vogue cover; chavvy, not very fashionable Adele.
It was like seeing a new side of the devil, who almost certainly wears Prada (see what I did there?!) and I for one kind of like it.

Alright so the Berlin Film Festival kicked off last night with financial movie The International. Unfortunately not very well received, little tip we all go the movies to escape our problems not be reminded of them just a thought!

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It seems Noel Gallagher wants to make the move into politics and become next Prime Minister. The Oasis star believes he will only last five years in office before the session ending in tears but he’ll have a lugh while he is in power! Noel even has a plan to solve the financial crisis: “I’d have a worldwide search down the back of the couch for shrapnel. Put it all together – it all mounts up.” We say give Noel a chance, he can’t do any worse surely!

Punk rock might just mean tartan, safety pins and Sex Pistols to most people, but at FemaleFirst we want to get to the bottom of it all; so for you lucky souls; here is everything you need to know! And some of what you dont..

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so Lady GaGa must be thrilled that Christina Aguilera has supposedly nicked her style-just as thrilled, we imagine as Xtina is to be called a copycat. Both ladies undoubtedly have a unique sense of style, but honestly it’s not something we’d rave about, but supposedly it’s war between the two with everyone asking that all important question- who copied who? We’re on the edge of our seats…

Slumdog Millionaire winning all the film awards is getting a little boring and a bit predictable. Despite this there was more success last night at the London Film Critics Circle Awards and FemaleFirst brings you all the winners.

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I think there has been some mistake when it comes to the results of a survey that Simon Cowell is more successful than God. But then again, those folk on The X Factor are always having problems with their voting systems, so i couldn’t be surprised.

We do love a good old bitchfest, and the latest grown men to be having a pop at each other are Axl Rose and Slash from Guns n Roses. Slash isn’t in the band anymore so should stop sticking his oar in, but Axl, I can see why you’re bitter that no-one wants to play with you; but just grow up, and take those stupid corn rolls / dreadlock things out.

Now I have a tasty little treat for you all today, oh yes, find the video of Madonna decking it in Rio right here. I love the fact that she even tried to incorporate it into her dance routine thinking we wouldn’t notice! Sorry, but we see everything Grandma!

I was appalled to learn that Roadrunner Records have cut parts of Amanda Palmers music video because she looks; “too fat.” If I was as ‘fat’ as her I would be pretty happy… just because a woman doesn’t disappear when she turns to the side doesn’t make her fat. And I’d sort out the state of some of those other artists before you lay into the girls. A shower wouldn’t go amiss.

I must be a bad time over at the house of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker now that Eva has been banned from having sex with her husband so that he can go on tour with his basketball team. Talk about dedication to your job Tony. But with looks like that Eva, I’m sure there a plenty of blokes willing to give you some. Whilst the cat’s away….

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You know you’re a dirty old man when you threaten not to release your latest single unless everyone buys a sex toy. Yes, Dave Stewart will only give his new single away to people who buy a special new vibrator. Face it Dave, no one cares and we’re all too busy having real sex. Unlike you.

It seems that the reason for the break up of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline might have been his own ambition. Or maybe it was because his wife was better than him and he can’t handle it… or maybe she realised how much of a slime ball he is… the list is endless really.

Here I was thinking that high-maintenance Jennifer Lopez would never feel threatened by another woman coming onto her man… but I guess even the most stunning girls get insecure sometimes… but getting jealous over Cilla Black…. come on Jen!

You really know the world hates you when Taco Bell launch a campaign against you… and on the receiving end is none other than our favourite Gangsta yo’ 50 Cent. Although I think his millions of fans might be more inclined to take his side and boycott the fast-food giant… Taco – B… don’t you know not to mess with Fiddy?

As if i’m supposed to bloody applaud Victoria Beckham for her ‘new’ toned body in preparation for hr underwear campaign? As far as I remember she has been stick thin for the past few years, so a bit of excercise isn’t going to make much of a difference!

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P Diddy

These singers just can’t hold down one job can they? Not content with singing a few songs and earning a shed load of money, P Diddy has decided to make an appearance in CSI; Miami. As a huge CSI fan I hope Horatio puts him in his place!

Guess who is having unprotected sex once again… none other than Jennifer Lopez but not because she’s stupid… she’s actually trying for another baby with Marc Anthony – talk about chaining him down.

Ever the man of knowledge… Kanye West has claimed that the MTV awards are fixed… guess we know who won’t be getting a gong next year!

Does anyone else find it a little strange that Kendra Wilkinson’s fiance has said that her ex boyfriend, Hugh Hefner is like a father to her? I mean HELLO… he is in fact old enough to be her father and should he really be having sex with his ‘daughters’… I think that’s illegal!

And yes, Madonna is totally bonkers… Now she’s claiming she was a Japanese warrioress in a previous life…. maybe she should team up with the alien-hunter Robbie Williams.

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Shia LaBeouf

I’m sure there are far better things to splash out on than a heated toilet seat Shia LaBeouf! But I suppose as most stars are full of shit anyway he probably spends a lot of time there!

My heart broke into a million pieces when I heard that Ricky Gervais doesn’t see himself as sexy! I know he isn’t your conventional heart-throb, but just like my crush on Jimmy Carr, his great sense of humor makes him highly attractive to women. After all… beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I thought there were some strange couples out there but Keisha Buchanan has a worrying crush on Simon Cowell. I’ve heard of sleeping your way to the top, but the Sugababes are already at the top… please don’t sink that low Keisha!

One person who has more money than sense has to be Katie Price after she spent a ridiculous £7,000 on the entire Dolce and Gabbana winter collection for her children. Come on girl… they’ll grow out of them in six months; get yourself to Primark!

Finally, I was aghast to hear that Jennifer Lopez is hoping to appear in the new Sex And The City Movie! Fair enough she was a great star back in the day, but to be honest, she isn’t the sex symbol she once was anymore, and she just needs to get over it and let the girls get on with it.

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sir Paul McCartney

I must say that Sir Paul McCartney has a lot more bottle than me after he has decided to go ahead with his first performance in Israel despite receiving death threats from hard-line Muslim fanatics. I know he want’s to keep his fans happy; but messing with fanatic’s could be more trouble than it’s worth Paul! I wouldn’t risk getting blown up for anyhing.

Sometimes I have those days where I just can’t face going out of the house because I feel too ugly… well if like me, you spend many hours crying and hating looking in the mirror, at least you know that Amy Winehouse has the same problems after refusing to go out for her 25th birthday because of the state she looked. Well i’m glad she has finally realised she has to do somthing about her appearance, that has has totally got to go (or at least get a good wash!)

It seems that Jennifer Lopez is much more than a gorgeous, demanding diva as she has completed her first triatholan. Yep, the star actually endured two and a half hours of gruelling cycling, swimming and running to prove that she doesn’t have a great body by just eating carrots and celery. Next up to takle is her attitude; then she’ll be perfect…well almost.

As much as i’d love to explore Daniel Radcliffe’s anatomy, I must point out that I wasn’t very happy to hear that his penis shrank to the size of a hamster when he appeared naked on stage. I just hope he doesn’t get the same bout of stage fright when I get him into my bedroom!

Can Peaches Geldof make a bigger mess of her life? Probably is the answer, but for now we’ll settle for laughing at her latest mishap of getting her new hubby’s name tattooed on her wrist to show their love for each other. I wonder if she could actually answer 25 questions about her lover, then I might believe their love is true, but somehow I doubt it.

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Britney Spears

I knew it wouldn’t take long for someone to jump on the back of the latest

Britney Spears scandal and it’s now the turn of Reg Jones, who claims he took the stars virginity when she was 14.

Obviously not that bothered about playing down her drink and drugs habits,

Amy Winehouse requested 48 bottles of whiskey for her rider at the Bestival festival. But I suppose, if everyone thinks it, why bother trying to change

their minds!?

How sweet is it that Guy Richie listens to Madonna tracks when he’s on set?!

He say’s it helps him concentrate, but I think he just likes to hear the sound of his wife’s voice when he’s away from her…aww young love!

If you want to send a guy running for the hills tell him you want to be married with babies within the next 10 years – any girl knows that… well any girl

with a brain in her head, no surprise then that these words were utted by airhead Jessica Simpson! She may be every guy’s wet dream, but she really don’t have a way with words, or tact.

Her kid’s aren’t even a year old and Jennifer Lopez is already having

doubts about adding to her brood. I bet her kids will feel really special if they ever read this, but at the same time, my heart really goes out to her husband

Marc Anthony; twin babies and a diva wife…rather you than me mate!

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and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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Amy Winehouse

I knew it would only be a matter of time before
Amy Winehouse messed up her life even more. This time she‘s in hospital after a suspected drug overdose. What I want to know is; What happened to Amy as a child which made her screw up her life in such an unbelievable fashion?

Bringing her ‘innocent girl‘ façade crashing around her,
Miley Cyrus has agreed to be the face of LifeStyles condoms. If she even has the gall to turn around and try to be sweet and innocent again I‘m going to blow my top! Silly little girl..

Who is the only woman who could pull off a leather catsuit?
Angelina Jolie …that‘s who. I bloody hate the fact that she will look like a drop dead gorgeous dominatrix in her outfit for her role as Catwoman in her latest film. Even more so I hate that she can wear a catsuit and still wake up next to Brad Pitt. Some women have all the luck!

Usually I‘m overjoyed with the though of being a shoulder to cry on when a male celeb splits from their significant other, however I won‘t be offering my services to the high-waisted
Simon Cowell. He reportedly walked out on her because he couldn‘t put up with her insecurities, but what does the playboy wannabe expect when he‘s constantly snapped hanging out with his ex?

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Britney Spears is also privy to a bit of a holiday romance, after she was spotted getting cosy to a mystery man in Mexico. I think she’s doing the right thing, there’s no better way to refresh yourself than jetting off to a gorgeous place and leaving the real world behind for a week of fun and frolics.

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