Cristiano Ronaldo has (almost) unveiled the identity of the mother of his new baby son as some “penniless American waitress” he enjoyed a one night stand with.
Apparently the footballer was forced to fork out a massive Â£10m paternity bill after she forced him to have a DNA test to prove that he was indeed the father of the child.
Even worse, if rumours are to be believed, Ronaldo didn’t wine and dine the waitress into his bed, choosing to more direct approach of; “me, you, f*ck-f*ck”. Quite why she didn’t run a mile at this stench of egotistical cheese is beyond me.
Either way, Ronaldo’s got a little bundle of joy to hang out with now, and he’s allegedly agreed to not tell his son the identity of his father until his 18th birthday. Who’s betting it doesn’t stay a secret for that long?