The typical porn fan is a single, middle aged man who lives at home with his mum and also enjoys collecting comic books and watching Dr Who- right? That’s what I always thought but in fact these days porn is becoming just as popular with young couples and single women and there is no secret passing of videos in brown paper bags. The 21st century girl is porn proud!
Jackie was one of my best friends at high school. We were always up to no good together- sneaking into clubs at 15 and getting drunk off cheap cider in the park after school- the usual teenage naughtiness. Anyway one Friday night Jackie took it a bit too far and 9 months after a drunken fondle in a bush with a 6th former she became a mum to twin boys, dropped out of school and gave up drinking.
Now don’t get the wrong impression of Jackie- she’s not one of these council estate mum’s who lives off benefits and leaves her scruffy kids to terrorise the neighbours. No way!After she had the boys she went out and got a full time job and works hard to pay the mortgage on the 3-bed terrace she bought herself.
Anyway Jackie has never been married and is too busy bringing up 9 year old Reese and Ryan to be bothered with a serious relationship. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t fulfill her huge sexual appetite though! In between the odd casual relationship and friendly dates Jackie swears by her huge porn collection.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œIt’s the best way to unwind at the end of the day,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â she told me, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œI put the kids to bed, run a nice hot bath to get myself all relaxed and then i put on a porn dvd and lay on my bed and enjoy a bit of me time.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â
I always thought this was a bit odd as the only porn I’d seen seemed far from relaxing. I mean watching some dizzy blonde with huge lipo-injected lips get rammed from all directions by a football team and then see her gag as they all proceed to cum down her throat is hardly chilled out bedtime material. But Jackie pointed me in the direction of some far more civilised titles.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œYou wanna have a look at some Anna Span,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â said Jacks one night over a bottle of Rose, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œShe makes films aimed at girls. It’s not all about how many cocks you can fit inside a pretty pre-teen. It’s much more realistic and far more sexy.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â
I still wasn’t convinced. I just didn’t see how watching someone else getting off can be fun. I’d much rather be having sex myself and if I’m being honest I still thought there was something quite seedy about the whole porn thing. Anyway after much protest I left Jackie’s flat with a selected pile of Jackie must-see titles which I swore I would give a go. When I got home I put them under my bed and was determined to just leave them there and give them back to her next time I saw her- lying to her how fabulous they were.
A few nights later and Paul, the guy I was seeing at the time, came over to mine for a cosy night in with a nice bottle of wine and a takeaway. We’d been seeing eachother for a couple of months and things were going great. We were at the lovely stage where you begin to feel comfortable around eachother and all you want to do is hide away from the world and snuggle up together- and have loads of sex, naturally! There was nothing on the TV so while I poured us some more wine I sent Paul upstairs to pick out a DVD.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œThere all in the drawer under the bed.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â I shouted up as he ran up the stairs. Thirty seconds later I heard a giggle from my bedroom and I realised what he’d found. Shit! Now he was going to think I’m some kind of sex addict.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œI think we should watch this,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â he said when he joined me in the kitchen and produced a copy of ‘Firm Loving’ from behind his back.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œHa ha very funny Paul,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â I said, going red with shame.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDon’t be shy babe. I think it’s well hot. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œ he said as put his hand in my hair, pulled my face towards him and kissed me hard on the mouth. The kiss left me speechless and powerless to resist as Paul took me by the hand and led me into the living room.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œDon’t look so scared hunni.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â he said, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œ I just want know what gets you off so I can please you as best as can.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Âhe said (quite sickening looking back!) Part of me wanted to tell him that they weren’t my DVDs and that I hadn’t even watched them but seeing his reaction the idea of me watching porn made me curious to see how this was going to pan out.
Paul put his arm around me as we sat back on the sofa in front of the TV. I felt butterflies fluttering inside me as the film opened with a rather hot looking woman police officer stopping a speeding car. I’d never seen a police woman in a pvc mini skirt and shirt that tight before but i let it slide. Two minutes later and the policewoman was in the car and the hot suit guy she had pulled was being breathalysed- it all seemed very tame. Then as she removed the breathalyser machine from his mouth she slid it down between her legs and then back into his mouth and asked him to repeat the test. I giggled nervously at the cheesiness of it all but really it was already turning me on.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œThis is ridiculous,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â I said to Paul, but my quickness of breath and hardening nipples gave me away. I turned to the TV again with my back leaning against Paul’s chest so he couldn’t see my reddening face. The policewoman now had her feet on the dashboard and was having a jolly good time with the breathalyser tube. I felt Paul’s hand slide round my neck and reach inside my dress to play with my hard nipples. Soon his hand was moving down and without saying a word his fingers slid inside my knickers.
He gently stroked my clit as I continued to pretend I wasn’t finding the porn remotely interesting. I carried on with this act for five more minutes as I got wetter and wetter until just as the suit guy lifted the police woman onto his car bonnet and began to fuck her and I had to give in. After frantic kissing and undressing Paul and I had our hottest sex yet right there on the carpet while the film played on in the background. It was amazing!
From then on I’ve been a great believer in the power of porn and have even invested in a couple of sexy titles myself. I am yet to see the enjoyment in the hardcore gang bang, cum flying everywhere, bondage style films but whatever floats your boat. A little bit of soft core porn is great for spicing up everyday sex and definitely inspires some fantastic foreplay- and hey if you get inspired enough then you can always make your own home movies- but that’s a whole other story.