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So THIS Is What Katy Perry Looks Like With No Make Up…

There’s nothing like seeing one of the most beautiful women in the world without any make up on to make us feel 100% better about not being able to get back into our skinny jeans after Christmas.

So maybe we did eat five too many mince pies, but at least we’re only human, just like Katy Perry, who has been snapped in an altogether non-flattering picture.

Mr Perry (Russell Brand) snapped a picture of his wifey first thing in the morning and posted it on his Twitter page, before taking it down moments later…. Not fast enough for us though, as we managed to get our paws on the snap before it disappeared.

He might be in big trouble, but lets face it, she doesn’t look ‘that’ bad….

Ruth.x

OMG! Take That in The Buff….

The time has come to unveil the full tracklisting for Progress – the brand new album from Take That and that’s not all they’ve been unveiling….The cover of their album shows the boys in all their glory as they pose in the nuddy. I love it!

Released on 22nd November and available for pre-order now, the list of tracks can be seen below.

1. The Flood
2. SOS
3. Wait
4. Kidz
5. Pretty Things
6. Happy Now
7. Underground Machine
8. What Do You Want From Me?
9. Affirmation
10. Eight Letters

Rihanna WTF Are You Going On About In Your New Rude Boy Single?

Rihanna did alright with that Umberella song a couple of years ago didn’t she? And thanks to shacking up with off-the-rails boyfriend Chris Brown and becoming celeb best mates with Jay-Z and Beyonce in the last few years she’s done alright for herself song-wise. But Rude Boy? WHAT is going on??!!

I’ve never really been a Rihanna fan, I don’t know what, she’s just not my cup of tea, I don’t feel any warmth from her, so I just tend to skip over her when it comes to listening to my Now That’s What I call Music CD’s… but she DID catch my attnetion with this, quite frankly, rubbish song that’s just been on Radio One.

Now, I know everyone is trying to be different for the sake of it at the moment, but Rihanna, I thought you’re mantra was making accessible pop music – NOT pretending to be a ghetto princess and talking like R From The Block and that naked single cover… leave that to Lady Sovereign yeah?

I mean; I’ve just found a selection of these literary marvels on Google, and now I start to wonder if Rihanna’s Umberella-ella-ella’s repetitive, short and unimaginative lyrics would be the key to another successful single. The answer is, No.

Come here rude boy, boy, Can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy, Is you big enough? Take it, take it, Baby, baby, Take it, take it. Love me, love me…. Number one, it should be ARE you big enough, not that you’d want your kids to be singing that on the way home from school.

Do you like it boy, I wa-wa-want, What you wa-wa-want? Give it to me baby, Like boom, boom, boom, What I wa-wa-want, Is what you wa-wa-want, Na, na-aaaah. Like Boom boom boom?… Well done Chris Brown.

Tonight, I’mma give it to you harder, Tonight, I’mma turn your body out, Relax, Let me do it how I wanna, If you got it, I need it, And I’mma put it down… are we having song porn now?

So giddy up, Time to giddy up, You say you’re a rude boy, Show me what you got now… could you clarify what a rude boy is please Rihanna, you seem to have missed that out amongst all out claptrap lyrics.

Whatever happened to making songs that actually don’t make you sound like a wannabe gangsta chav slapper these days? Bring back The Beatles I say!

Ruth.x