Tell a made up lie or story about the person above you

tobinfest · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject:

love2lick got his name in first grade when, in the winter, he licked the pole on the bus and it stuck. EVAC came and detached him. Love2lick has a very course and uneven tongue. Ladies?????

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 84695

tobinfest operates a electronic stores in New York City that has had a "Going Out of Business" sign on display for the past 10 years.

zilt · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:51 am Post subject:

jinjin once made ice cream using her own breast milk.

boingo · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:13 am Post subject:

Zilt likes to hide in trees and pee on passers by.

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 84695

boingo is Doctor Noonien Soong. He currently lives on the planet Omicron Theta, where he created an android with a positronic brain.

tobinfest · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject:

jinjin has had more plastic surgery in her life that now she qualities as the Bionic Woman. Her plastic surgeon uses her avator as his virtual model for other of his patients. This is very helpful for women, but confusing for male patients.

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 84695

tobinfest took on a dare and stayed over-night in the Amsterdam Museum of Sex by posing as one on the display models.

tobinfest · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject:

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 84695

zilt · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:09 am Post subject:

If this was an actual room, jinjin would be very turned on, been the only female in the presence of several males.

boingo · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:25 am Post subject:

Zilt once licked a power point and liked the taste.

zilt · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:41 am Post subject:

boingo's eyes fell out of their sockets so now they look for his body, which in turn is looking for them, but can't see anything.

boingo · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:09 pm Post subject:

Zilt left a wet patch on the carpet and tried to hide it by covering it with a cushion.

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 84695

boingo can rotate his head 720 degrees

boingo · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:57 am Post subject:

JinJin uses real silk toilet paper.