"Angelina invites her brother to see her birth"

No Bounds · Guest

Mike Walker of the Enquirer Reports:

"Brad bars brotherly love at babies' birth"

Oh brother sorry to deja vu you back to that oh so-infamous Oscar night 2000 when ooh la-la Angelina Jolie electrified Planet Earth by french kissing her brother James Haven but here we go again, folks. My spy reports that Brad Pitt recoiled in horror when the 2 in the oven Angie suddenly informed him that she'd invited her beloved brother to bear witness with them in the birthing room when the Jolie-Pitt angels touch down on earth. Shocked to the core in horror by Angelina's edict, Brad refused................................................................Brad fuming "it's just plain weird" "he can be there but not in the room"

laughing

how will this comedy end?

Vajranagini · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:31 pm Post subject:

I wonder what HOLLY will think about that, eh?

Guest · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject:

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14337

She wants to deliver "naturally"

Guest · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject:

There is no way in hell she will give vaginal birth to the twins. That is bs. he will have a c-section for safety. It has been planned.. just like Shiloh. And if that is the case I doubt Brad would care if Haven was present for them to cut her open and remove the babies.. unless she wanted hom to cut the cord which was Brad's duty last time.

Vajranagini · Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:59 pm Post subject:

True enough; you can be SURE that whatever Jolie's paying her, she'll be knee-deep in cornpone and grits for the rest of her DAYS!

>sound of banjo playing< And I REALLY DON'T understand BRAD being UPSET with big brudder in the birthing room...you CAN'T tell me he HASN'T see the pics of Jolie's locking lips with her brother while arched up against him like a cat in heat? Or the pic of her posing with him with her TITS falling out all over the place? Maybe we should send him that compilation of ALL the brother/lover photos, all together...he hasn't even BEGUN to see "weird"! Seeing them all together in one place has MUCH MORE of a psychological impact; you can FEEL your gorge begin to rise!

But, really, WTH is his problem? It's not like he hasn't already overlooked a MULTITUDE of OTHER stuff, like baby-trafficking and SATANISM, for instance; sooo, what's his problem with INCEST? Thinking

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:03 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:06 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:07 am Post subject:

And all the children are supposed to be there too.

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:15 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:47 am Post subject:

I'm sure Haven has seen more of Angelina than Brad has.

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:50 am Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:57 am Post subject:

G.W. · Guest

Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:37 am Post subject: