StuPitt's handwriting analysis

[marmaladesky]

http://www.celebitchy.com/13959/brad_pitts_handwriting_shows_he_needs_his_space_says_expert/

This article says that Brad's handwriting reveals that he doesn't like to show his emotions, and that he loves his freedom. Also, he prefers to work alone.

Hmmm, sounds like just the kind of guy you want to be trapped with in a French chateau, with 6 screaming kids.

Loves his freedom? Needs lots of alone time? Wants his privacy? Yup - these 2 are HISTORY!

(Check out Brad's duds in the pictures - too funny!)

[Guest]

http://www.celebitchy.com/13959/brad_pitts_handwriting_shows_he_needs_his_space_says_expert/

This article says that Brad's handwriting reveals that he doesn't like to show his emotions, and that he loves his freedom. Also, he prefers to work alone.

Hmmm, sounds like just the kind of guy you want to be trapped with in a French chateau, with 6 screaming kids.

Loves his freedom? Needs lots of alone time? Wants his privacy? Yup - these 2 are HISTORY!

(Check out Brad's duds in the pictures - too funny!)

Enjoys his freedom, away from the devil wh0re, who could blame him.

[Guest]

http://www.celebitchy.com/13959/brad_pitts_handwriting_shows_he_needs_his_space_says_expert/

This article says that Brad's handwriting reveals that he doesn't like to show his emotions, and that he loves his freedom. Also, he prefers to work alone.

Hmmm, sounds like just the kind of guy you want to be trapped with in a French chateau, with 6 screaming kids.

Loves his freedom? Needs lots of alone time? Wants his privacy? Yup - these 2 are HISTORY!

(Check out Brad's duds in the pictures - too funny!)

I don't think we need to see his handwriting to figure all this out.

[Guest]

He' also trying to write like an architect since they write lie that in all caps.

So predictable!

[Guestalina]

All caps indicates anger, rage. The writing also looks constricted, strained, repressed--sort of hyper-controlled. The illegibility of his signature indicates lack of emotional self-awareness, and the back-tracked line through the signature indicates self-hatred (a sort-of "crossing out" or "slashing/negating" the self).

You bet Brad "needs his space". He's a "pressure-cooker"--a time-bomb--in terms of temperament; a lot of his energy is invested in containing his emotion (i.e. rage). No doubt that when this man loses his temper, he loses it.

Yup...Brad's NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder).

[Guest]

He' also trying to write like an architect since they write lie that in all caps.

So predictable!

That was my first thought too. Architects write in all caps, for ease of reading, I guess.

Pitt obviously thinks that if he writes like an architect, then he is one.

[Womb Raider]

I am cracking up over the mental image of somebody having to write that down for him to copy like a 2nd grader, and him sitting in a pile of crumpled paper wads and screaming, "DAMMIT!" for spelling Kiehl's wrong. Again.

That's probably not even his writing. He probably threw his pen and left in tears after the 12th try.

[Guest]

Don't know about Pitt's handwriting, but Jolie's is absolutely horrible.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2007/03/19/angelina_jolie_leaves_something_behind_at_vietnam_orphanage.php

[Womb Raider]

Jolie's handwriting in Vietnam was really good...not that stepped on stuff. It says, "I'm hiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhh."

[fayet37]

Don't know about Pitt's handwriting, but Jolie's is absolutely horrible.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2007/03/19/angelina_jolie_leaves_something_behind_at_vietnam_orphanage.php

The woman doesn't even have feminine handwriting. OMG, that looks horrible.



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[Guest]

Jolie's handwriting in Vietnam was really good...not that stepped on stuff. It says, "I'm hiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhh."

[Guest]

Okay Brads costume in that pic...wtf....? Silver!?!
and the hat...
He looks like some weird kind of redneck pimp from the seventies in that pic!! He seriously need a new stylist!
And so do Jolie, with her burka style!

/zinnia

[Prangster]

Her handwriting is indicative of her grandiose opinion of herself.

[Guest]

Her handwriting actually scares me. A LOT.

[fluffy_pillow]

I am cracking up over the mental image of somebody having to write that down for him to copy like a 2nd grader, and him sitting in a pile of crumpled paper wads and screaming, "DAMMIT!" for spelling Kiehl's wrong. Again.

That's probably not even his writing. He probably threw his pen and left in tears after the 12th try.

Days later this is still making me laugh out loud. I had a crappy day at work today and then thought of this and cuckled all the way home. Thanks, Womb Raider!