minigirl wrote:Publicgirluk wrote:. wrote:NO - Wait till she's watching her favourite programme on TV, hide in the hall way & wack off till you're 'nearly there' - then rush in & shoot your load all over her face.
After she's over the initial shock of it - Just ask "How'd you like THEM apples, Baby?"
PMSL - let us know how you get on
i know what i'd do if anyone tried that on me.
btw, that was about two and a half months ago and he hasn't posted anything else. i wonder if he's still alive.....
Following that advice? My bet goes on no.














