Cool, I sent you a couple of messages when you were missing. Thought it was unusual for you not to reply? Just wanted to make sure you were feeling yourself. Fnar.
Ever (intentionally) screwed up someone else's computer, or (horrors) infected one with a virus?
In a time of universal deceit--telling the truth is a revolutionary act! --George Orwell We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the public believes is false. --William Casey, in his first address to his CIA staff in 1981