Boyfriend wants to watch me pee. What do I do????.

[rachelle]

felt i had to read this topic as bloody amazed that any women had a problem with this.reading somewhat juvinile replies,i guess some people live odd lives.i live in australia,toilet and bath in same room,while my b/f has bath i often have a pee while talking to him in bath.talk about day at work etc.even have bowels opened[number 2 in uk speak].
why would any women feel odd about having pee in front of b/f.
one time he locked bathrom door,i was bursting for pee after getting home from work,he jokingly said 'i'll only open door if you pee on me'
i thought i'll show you,stood in bath and pee'd on his face,the look on his face was a picture.he never locked door again !!
still tease him today.

[sir shootsalot]

Your boyfriend is obviously disturbed. Possibly a problem with his brain.

If he is simply wanting to watch you got for a piss just to see what angle it comes out of you then he must be very thick indeed. A man of intelligence would simply be able to know such a thing by observing your urethra opening and thus ascertaining the potential angle of urine.

My verdict is that he is a wee monkey who harbours desires to be pissed on.

[bugrit]

Your boyfriend is obviously disturbed. Possibly a problem with his brain.

If he is simply wanting to watch you got for a piss just to see what angle it comes out of you then he must be very thick indeed. A man of intelligence would simply be able to know such a thing by observing your urethra opening and thus ascertaining the potential angle of urine.

My verdict is that he is a wee monkey who harbours desires to be pissed on.

I beg to differ. Bear in mind that we are talking about uro-genitalia here and gender differences are a source of curiosity for us all. If certain differences become a continuing source of fascination for some, or even a fetish, at least pee-related activities are usually accompanied by laughter. Harmless fun doesn't need analysis, sir shootsalot. If it does no harm and it turns some people on, or it makes them laugh, then it's okay for them to do it, right?

[sir shootsalot]

Your boyfriend is obviously disturbed. Possibly a problem with his brain.

If he is simply wanting to watch you got for a piss just to see what angle it comes out of you then he must be very thick indeed. A man of intelligence would simply be able to know such a thing by observing your urethra opening and thus ascertaining the potential angle of urine.

My verdict is that he is a wee monkey who harbours desires to be pissed on.

I beg to differ. Bear in mind that we are talking about uro-genitalia here and gender differences are a source of curiosity for us all. If certain differences become a continuing source of fascination for some, or even a fetish, at least pee-related activities are usually accompanied by laughter. Harmless fun doesn't need analysis, sir shootsalot. If it does no harm and it turns some people on, or it makes them laugh, then it's okay for them to do it, right?

Bugrit

I thank you for your reply dated 12-8-04, and feel I must respond.

The word fetish in itself implies something a little not normal - and if its not 'normal' then this would suggest that the person who is holding such a fetish is also not strictly normal. His lack of normality may be due to a lack of education, or lack or reasoning, or may be due to a corruption of the main brain stem or reasoning part of the brain. To wish to have a girl open her crack and gush out a great load of toxic waste upon a persons face, private parts, or general being, would imply that the person receiving the treatment is exercising dark demons. The receiver is possibly feeling pleasure at been urinated upon as he feels he is been degraded - to take pleasure in feeling degraded shows a lack of self esteem, and a lack of moral fibre brought about by past traumas.

PMSL

[spirit-of-tao]

in my humble opinion sir shootsalot, no matter how eloquently you write your posts, you generally talk a lot of shite

[bugrit]

I thank you for your reply dated 12-8-04, and feel I must respond.

The word fetish in itself implies something a little not normal - and if its not 'normal' then this would suggest that the person who is holding such a fetish is also not strictly normal. His lack of normality may be due to a lack of education, or lack or reasoning, or may be due to a corruption of the main brain stem or reasoning part of the brain. To wish to have a girl open her crack and gush out a great load of toxic waste upon a persons face, private parts, or general being, would imply that the person receiving the treatment is exercising dark demons. The receiver is possibly feeling pleasure at been urinated upon as he feels he is been degraded - to take pleasure in feeling degraded shows a lack of self esteem, and a lack of moral fibre brought about by past traumas.

PMSL

Hi, Sir Shootsalot,
All this because I wrote "or even a fetsh?" Mild fetishes of one sort or another probably feature in the sexual psyche of the majority of us. Most are quite harmless and these little kinks are nothing to do with any sort of abnormality, lack of reasoning, corruption of the main brain stem or reasoning part of the brain. On the contrary, a little bit of kinkiness is all part of the well-balanced individual, in my opinion.

(Incidentally, you seem to be unaware that urine is sterile when passed and may safely be used to rinse a dirty wound, should such a need ever arise.)

As to your past traumas, lack of self-esteem and feeling degraded I suspect that this may be related to your being so eloquently full of the "great load of toxic waste" that DaveSKerfoot says you generally talk. I recommend an increased daily consumption of moral fibre for the problem.

[Rach03]

OH MY FOOKING GOD

tell me this is a joke loooooooooooooool

i feel disgusting!!!!

if my bf ever mention this to me i'd tell him how i feel and wont feel guilty or anything i mean ffs LOL thats gross!!!! i would feel disgusting from him thinking pee is a big turn on he prob will make me feel he's weirdo and got a prob................thank god my bf is not into this stuff!!

[I hate pee]

I have to admit, even the sound of my girlfriend peeing annoys me.I do wish she would close the f*ing door. Her mother has the same annoying habit.
Anyone else admit this?

[bugrit]

OH MY FOOKING GOD

tell me this is a joke loooooooooooooool

i feel disgusting!!!!

if my bf ever mention this to me i'd tell him how i feel and wont feel guilty or anything i mean ffs LOL thats gross!!!! i would feel disgusting from him thinking pee is a big turn on he prob will make me feel he's weirdo and got a prob................thank god my bf is not into this stuff!!

Heh-heh, I'm not even into it but your alarm at such an innocent pastime is really turning me on, Rach03. I can hardly bear it when girls get horrified this way... the more horrified you get, the more arousing I find it. Yay, you go for it girl! Corrrrr!

[baeraers]

Bugrit has the right of it. You can wash a wound with it and in an emergency you can drink someone elses. Your own is poison, but someone elses can be used in a dire emergency (and it would be if you were drinking pee now wouldn't it). The earliest test for diabetes involved a doctor, a small glass of urine and a taste, for sugar.

My g/f and I laugh about helping each other hold it when we're in there at the same time. Harmless and just funny. I haven't asked someone to pee for me since grammer school, but who knows. Might be fun to relive those old dark days when girls plumbing was utterly mysterious, sort of dirty and titilating all at the same time.

[sir shootsalot]

People,

'To let your juice loose upon his moose is an abomonation!!'

[Guest]

His lack of normality may be due to a lack of education, or lack or reasoning, or may be due to a corruption of the main brain stem or reasoning part of the brain.

wow, that's rich.

[Guest]

in my humble opinion sir shootsalot, no matter how eloquently you write your posts, you generally talk a lot of shite

Couldn't agree more - well said.

[ingrid]

do women who feel uncomfortable when they sit on toilet,feel ashamed to urinate/open bowels.ever one does.
most houses have toilet/bath in same room.in england when i go for pee ,husband or kids normally in bath.they see all.
what kind of women feels uncomfortable with her husband/bf when she has to pee ?sadly..major hang ups.
go home to mummy/daddy..real world for rest of us.

[karma rosenberg]

i live in us,moved here from czec rep.found americans live diffent lives than in europe.men go to work to pay for big house.american women so bored at home with kids.spend their days shopping,or at night on net,seeking a life or way out.most american women resent their kids and husbands,want new life to be free.unlike europe where children are wanted.in america kids forced on women to show that we are "happy family ",by husbands who earn big bucks.
we can't leave.