Brad Pitt is short - FACT

[Skeletrout]

Did anyone else find this random first line in this article a little odd?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090305/ap_ ... stop/print

Capitol Hill goes gaga over Brad Pitt
By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer Laurie Kellman, Associated Press Writer
Thu Mar 5, 5:57 pm ET

WASHINGTON – First of all, no, Brad Pitt is not short. ..........

Is Brad requiring media to put this in all articles about him now? Is someone feeling a bit inadequate compared to someone's very, very tall young boyfriend? Even Clooniqua has jumped on this claiming she's seen him in person and he's at least 6'. So apparently Tom Cruise is 5'10"

[Guest]

Did anyone else find this random first line in this article a little odd?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090305/ap_ ... stop/print

Capitol Hill goes gaga over Brad Pitt
By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer Laurie Kellman, Associated Press Writer
Thu Mar 5, 5:57 pm ET

WASHINGTON – First of all, no, Brad Pitt is not short. ..........

Is Brad requiring media to put this in all articles about him now? Is someone feeling a bit inadequate compared to someone's very, very tall young boyfriend? Even Clooniqua has jumped on this claiming she's seen him in person and he's at least 6'. So apparently Tom Cruise is 5'10"

that is hilarious. find pics of jennifer with him, when she is not wearing heels and she is still very close to his height. now, look at john with jennifer at the oscars with her wearing 4 inch heels and she still only came up to just above his shoulder. poor old pittiful, must be feeling pretty inferior when compared to her tall, hot, young, talented, intelligent, funny and loving boyfriend.

[Whorelina Hater]

Tom is also short. He's shorter than Katie and Nicole. Pitt is about 5'6 tops. Jolie's about 5'4. Pitt wears ridiculous elevator shoes everywhere. Anyone know of any 6' guy that wears elevator shoes? How about a 5'10 guy wearing elevator shoes...not going to happen.

He's short in a LOT of departments

[Whorelina Hater]

Celeb Heights knows he's a shorty

http://s5.tinypic.com/34qp9xf.jpg

http://s5.tinypic.com/35a9erl.jpg

[Whorelina Hater]

Gwyneth Paltrow is 5'8"

[Guest]

jen wearing high, high heels with john, and she looks tiny next to him. if someone can find a pic of jen with pitt, it would be interesting to compare.

[Whorelina Hater]

John is 6'3 - that I believe. Jen is 5'4 - that I believe.

Here's Pitt in elevator shoes next to a car!

[Guest]

Gwynnie is five foot nine or a little less, well established. You can figure she was wearing three inch heels or so here and Pitt is shorter WITH shoes on. LOL

Also:

She's substantially taller than him there, too. Even more so. People on this thread

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Brad-Pitt-371.html

feel that Pitt got hugely into lifts at some point. Maybe Gwyneth helped convince him. I think he's only ever usually dated short women, btw. Jen is five four tops, and Juliette Lewis is also very petite. Angelina, imho, is five five tops. She and Pitt are joined in their fake height conspiracy, lol. When he wears flats, she wears flats. When he puts on the elevator shoes, she gets out her four inchers. (AND STILL IS SHORTER THAN HE IS....SUBSTANTIALLY SO. She is an even bigger height liar than he is. I think he's around 5'9", maybe a smidge more, but says 5'11"; SHE embroiders by 3 or even 4 inches, depending on where you check.)

[Guest]

jen wearing high, high heels with john, and she looks tiny next to him. if someone can find a pic of jen with pitt, it would be interesting to compare.

I seem to recall her heels looked about three inch here, in other pics I've seen from the same event. And you KNOW he's got his custom lift dress shoes on here, minimum two inches extra:



Now if he could only get lifts for his weinie.

[Whorelina Hater]

Jen is 5'4 - Brad is about 5'6 tops

[Guest]

thanks for the comparison. looks like john is about 5 or 6 inches taller than pitt. in height....

[Guest]

jen wearing high, high heels with john, and she looks tiny next to him. if someone can find a pic of jen with pitt, it would be interesting to compare.

I seem to recall her heels looked about three inch here, in other pics I've seen from the same event. And you KNOW he's got his custom lift dress shoes on here, minimum two inches extra:



Now if he could only get lifts for his weinie.

We've agreed Aniston is five four tops, and we know how tall John is. Now compare the pic above of Aniston in heels with Pitt, and below, Jolie in (possibly even higher) heels with Pitt AND he doesn't have his 'dress lifts' on as he surely did in the pic with Aniston! OOPS!



I'd love to see a pic of Aniston and Jolie face to face in flip-flops.

[Guest]

Not to mention, look at how Angelina CLEARLY needs a PETITE size in that designer coat. The sleeves and overall length are clearly intended for a woman of model height, like Gwyneth. Snap!

[Guest]

jennifer looks a lot curvier in the pics with john. looking good. pitt doesn't like womanly curves on his women, he likes them to be skinny. but it sure does look like john likes jennifer with her curves. likes very, very much...

[Whorelina Hater]

There used to be a linked pic here showing Pitt in flats and Jen in flats and he was at MOST 2 inches taller than her. Probably in the "archives". We've discussed this before, and that pic is pretty good at showing that Pitt is at MOST 5'7.