Caught my Girlfriend with a huge dildos

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Postby Tys » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:53 pm

Truth is it wasn't just a big old dildos
Good luck with things.
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Postby twinkle*twinkle » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:44 pm

I've been looking for a way to broach the subject of using my (secret) dildos
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Re: Caught my Girlfriend with a huge dildos

Postby Guest » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:41 pm

JKN wrote:This is a serious post.
I returned to our flat from work after leaving 15 mins beforehand this morning as I had left my lunch at home.

My girlfriend was due to start work later that morning, I surprised her in our bedroom. We both got a big surprise as I caught her naked on our bed masterbating with a huge dildos
We were both embarrassed, we both knew we W*** on our own, thats just normal, I was not prepared by her using this massive instrument.

We are both 23 and have been seeing each other for 4 years, I thought I knew her and what she likes.
I am a resonably sized guy but I cannot compete with that monster now hidden in our home!

Advice please girls (not from those creepy guys that insult you on this site)

Dude, when you finger her or F*** her does she feel really loose? She obviously needs a LOT of stimulation to be satisfied if she can't do the job with a regular sized dildos
She obviously likes em big - I mean that's what she chooses when she's alone - HUGE
dildos
I got a bad feeling about this. Couple years down the road she's likely to cheat on you. She'll be "chasing the big one" if you know what I mean. She'll probably want you guys to swing so she can get a massive dick, and next thing you know you'll be the sad cuckold.

Get out while you're still young and it's easy. Girls come in all different sizes just like guys so don't hook up with a girl that's needs to stretch herself to the point of no return just to get off.

Good luck.
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Re: Caught my Girlfriend with a huge dildos

Postby Guest » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:41 pm

JKN wrote:This is a serious post.
I returned to our flat from work after leaving 15 mins beforehand this morning as I had left my lunch at home.

My girlfriend was due to start work later that morning, I surprised her in our bedroom. We both got a big surprise as I caught her naked on our bed masterbating with a huge d.i.l.d.o (one of those big 14" ones you see on dodgy websites)

We were both embarrassed, we both knew we W*** on our own, thats just normal, I was not prepared by her using this massive instrument.

We are both 23 and have been seeing each other for 4 years, I thought I knew her and what she likes.
I am a resonably sized guy but I cannot compete with that monster now hidden in our home!

Advice please girls (not from those creepy guys that insult you on this site)

Dude, when you finger her or F*** her does she feel really loose? She obviously needs a LOT of stimulation to be satisfied if she can't do the job with a regular sized dildos
She obviously likes em big - I mean that's what she chooses when she's alone - HUGE D.i.l.d.o.s.

I got a bad feeling about this. Couple years down the road she's likely to cheat on you. She'll be "chasing the big one" if you know what I mean. She'll probably want you guys to swing so she can get a massive dick, and next thing you know you'll be the sad cuckold.

Get out while you're still young and it's easy. Girls come in all different sizes just like guys so don't hook up with a girl that's needs to stretch herself to the point of no return just to get off.

Good luck.
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Re: Caught my Girlfriend with a huge dildos

Postby Guest » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:42 pm

JKN wrote:This is a serious post.
I returned to our flat from work after leaving 15 mins beforehand this morning as I had left my lunch at home.

My girlfriend was due to start work later that morning, I surprised her in our bedroom. We both got a big surprise as I caught her naked on our bed masterbating with a huge d.i.l.d.o (one of those big 14" ones you see on dodgy websites)

We were both embarrassed, we both knew we W*** on our own, thats just normal, I was not prepared by her using this massive instrument.

We are both 23 and have been seeing each other for 4 years, I thought I knew her and what she likes.
I am a resonably sized guy but I cannot compete with that monster now hidden in our home!

Advice please girls (not from those creepy guys that insult you on this site)

Dude, when you finger her or F*** her does she feel really loose? She obviously needs a LOT of stimulation to be satisfied if she can't do the job with a regular sized d.i.l.d.o.

She obviously likes em big - I mean that's what she chooses when she's alone - HUGE D.i.l.d.o.s.

I got a bad feeling about this. Couple years down the road she's likely to cheat on you. She'll be "chasing the big one" if you know what I mean. She'll probably want you guys to swing so she can get a massive dick, and next thing you know you'll be the sad cuckold.

Get out while you're still young and it's easy. Girls come in all different sizes just like guys so don't hook up with a girl that's needs to stretch herself to the point of no return just to get off.

Good luck.
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Postby Meaty » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:03 pm

I agree with the above, definately leave her
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Postby pisces » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:43 pm

in my opinion,a girl can use as many sex toys as she likes,coz even if she enjoys using them,NOTHING compares to the real thing! :D
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Postby mr incredible » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:07 pm

pisces wrote:in my opinion,a girl can use as many sex toys as she likes,coz even if she enjoys using them,NOTHING compares to the real thing! :D


lol couldnt agree more
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on the balance of probabilities its true!!
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Re: Caught my Girlfriend with a huge dildos

Postby Rhodie » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:53 am

JKN wrote:This is a serious post.
I returned to our flat from work after leaving 15 mins beforehand this morning as I had left my lunch at home.

My girlfriend was due to start work later that morning, I surprised her in our bedroom. We both got a big surprise as I caught her naked on our bed masterbating with a huge dildos
We were both embarrassed, we both knew we W*** on our own, thats just normal, I was not prepared by her using this massive instrument.

We are both 23 and have been seeing each other for 4 years, I thought I knew her and what she likes.
I am a resonably sized guy but I cannot compete with that monster now hidden in our home!

Advice please girls (not from those creepy guys that insult you on this site)


Let her go out once a month and get a good seeing to... I would.
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Postby brunettebimbo » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:30 pm

pisces wrote:in my opinion,a girl can use as many sex toys as she likes,coz even if she enjoys using them,NOTHING compares to the real thing! :D


I totally agree!

Ignore all the idiots telling you to leave her!! Why would you!?

I gradually brought toys into mine and my partners sex life and it made things that extra bit exciting! My boyfriend loves to be able to use them on me.....just imagine you using that dildos
Absolutely nothing wrong with toys! :D
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Postby Ruth5 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:34 pm

Ruth5 wrote:You should have joined in with her, if you have been together for 4 years now, you must know each other pretty well, so don't take it as a threat, most, if not all, guys w@nk when they are in a relationship so its nothing differant.


Here is my previous post.
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Postby FMJ » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:12 pm

Meaty wrote:I agree with the above, definately leave her


Anyone who posts this kind of stuff is a loser who has a confidence problem, so ignore them...

Just tell her you love her and you were really turned on when you caught her.. This happened to me and I bought another for her to show I wasn't fazed. She actually prefers my one now, and I love to watch her and hold it for her as she works away on it!!!! We still have great sex and this is the icing on the cake!

Tip.. surprise her with an Anne Summers Rosebud clit vibe.. it'll blow her away, especially when YOU use it on her!! Don't forget the lube too!!

Cheers!!
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Postby Ruth5 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:11 pm

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Postby Guest » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:42 pm

Roll her over and stick it up her arse, that'll learn her!
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Postby gewoon » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:46 pm

There is a chance u have to use her other hole a bit more from now on! :lol:
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