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Postby WELSHJAMES77 on Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:06 pm

Well about 16 years ago (when i was 15) i was getting ready to go to the Harvest supper at our local church hall when i thought i had time for a quick hand shandy, i was merrily masturbating when my mum burst through the door wondering what all the noise was about. Not only did i have my C*** in my hand i also had mums Kay's Catalogue open on the underwear section which i had just painted. She backed out of the room looking a little flustered. Needless to say we didn't speak much on the wayto the harvest meal. However when sat at the dinner table the vicar asked me to pass the platter of cold ham and chicken, my mother fixed me a stare and said, quite loudly..."i hope you washed your hands james..." I could have died :(

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Postby Mr Men1990 on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:33 pm

I had a circumsition like about 7 weeks ago and they said it would take time to heal and said i could have sex or masturbate " it was the best W*** iv'e ever had cause my load shot all over her she frequently comes round and helps me with my problem :P

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby guest12 on Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:41 am

i was watching a video in my room and sittin on the edge of my bed jerking off before i went to sleep, all of a sudden my mom opens the door and says what are you doing i say what does it look like and kept on stroking, she walks out, so im jerking for a good 20 more minutes just really stroking, hard , spittin on it and everything, not afraid to get caught anymore cus she already knows what im doing, so the video is almost over and the guy is about to shoot his load on this girls monster boobies and im about to shoot all over my floor and just as im about to shoot my door opens again , i cant stop now, she turns the light on , looks at the video then looks at my dick and i just start cummin all over, my mom looks at me and says your disgusting and walks out.

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Postby Juliet rosemary on Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:10 pm

i got caught masturbating by my bros freind he walked in a stood there then walked a step closer and felt my tits i know we shouldnt have had sex then there but it was so nice he left me dripping in cum on my bed :D

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby Glas on Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:18 pm

I got caught once by a roommate while at university. It was...awkward. I did my best to avoid her for days on end but it wasn't easy.

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Postby Guest on Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:01 pm

I'm actually turned on by the sisters watching there brothers and vise versa. Shame i dont have a sister lol

I've been almost got caught, (well it was close lol) by the ticket inspector on the train, was so embarressed i got off at the next stop lol (miles away from home lol)

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby NabeshinW on Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:11 am

I almost got caught by my step brother.
Was back when I was 14 or 15 so I'm talking ago now, I was laying on my stomach masturbating to the girls in this newspaper. Luckily you couldn't see my dick because of how I was laying. Anyway, I do not hear the front door open downstairs as he gets home I was enjoying it so much and that door is dead quiet. He comes up the stairs and then with a loud thud opened his door. I literally crapped myself scared but instead of showing it said, "Hello." To him and then asked him, "How are you?" Luckily for me he hadn't caught on to what I was doing so when he asked me what was going on I said, "Reading the paper." He then left to go downstairs for food and in that short time I had I zipped up, stopped masturbating and felt so relieved that it hadn't gone worse.

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby LBK on Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:55 pm

Hot stories, ive never been caught or caught anyone but would love to do either!!

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby sam1982 on Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:16 pm

caught by who lbk?

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby dax on Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:39 pm

theres alot of people bull sh*ting haha some of these stories are just retarded.

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby LBK on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:02 pm

sam1982 wrote:caught by who lbk?


Amyone!!!! :shock:

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby HampshireBoy on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:27 pm

When I was about 19 I went home to visit and thought I had the place to myself. Laying on the bed enjoying a leisurely stroke when my sister walked in (about 17 at the time) one of those shock moments when she stood there with her mouth open turning red and I froze. Then she rushed out of the room. A couple of days later she brought the subject up and said she had never watched a boy "do it" before. So we ended up both naked on my bed as she watched me bring myself off. One time and one time only and to be honest I still don't know how I feel about it over 20 years later.

In my thirties we had my wife's sister stay, her bedroom was next to the bathroom. I walked up and when I walked out had a lovely view of her laying on the bed, legs wide apart and rubbing wildly. From what she said she wanted me to see and stay and watch, it was a turn on but felt wrong as I was married. I will admit to later masturbating myself over what I saw. :D

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby xxjane on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:22 pm

never been sooo lucky as too catch anyone

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Re: caught masterbating?

Postby LBK on Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:13 pm

HampshireBoy wrote:When I was about 19 I went home to visit and thought I had the place to myself. Laying on the bed enjoying a leisurely stroke when my sister walked in (about 17 at the time) one of those shock moments when she stood there with her mouth open turning red and I froze. Then she rushed out of the room. A couple of days later she brought the subject up and said she had never watched a boy "do it" before. So we ended up both naked on my bed as she watched me bring myself off. One time and one time only and to be honest I still don't know how I feel about it over 20 years later.

In my thirties we had my wife's sister stay, her bedroom was next to the bathroom. I walked up and when I walked out had a lovely view of her laying on the bed, legs wide apart and rubbing wildly. From what she said she wanted me to see and stay and watch, it was a turn on but felt wrong as I was married. I will admit to later masturbating myself over what I saw. :D


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