caught masterbating?

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Postby Guest » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:32 pm

I was caught masturbating, Atleast i've learnt not to masturbate
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Postby Guest » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:33 pm

in public places
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Postby Deon » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:06 pm

I was caught by my brother and then years later by my wife. Very embarrassing but who really cares, its fun at the time.
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Postby Lifeboatman » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:06 pm

Good to see i'm ot alone in wanting to be caught having some solo fun. How do you plan getting caught though? Obviously theres certain people you don't want to catch you, strangers etc are ok, i naughty office type in the next car to me would be ideal! :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby (Becky) » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:37 pm

I agree with the comments above:

WHAT SICKO!!

seriously, it's sick! Who the hell wants to watch their own brother masturbating.....

man that it just DOWNRIGHT, SI-ICK!
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Postby eroneus » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:15 am

Getting "caught" - mas turbating? Not sure about this - any time I got "caught" there seems to have been some complicity in the "catching" .. ?

There is a lot of shyness and (?) prejudice in thsi string? Mast urbation is natural... but it is much better sharing. The prejudice is in the assumption that all guys "should not " enjoy sharing with another man. It is fu to watch another guy shoot .. It is even better if there is a woman there to encourage this sharing between guys. I know that in some countries this is thought taboo . . .but it has been my experience of great fun! Really good cum and sharing. . .

Try the "happy finish" in Thai massag e parlours with open cubicles etc.. . or the boxes in Rio de Janeiro Brazil..etc. .
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Postby S1968 » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:04 am

I've been caught by my mother in law. I was lying there naked on the bed, giving my C*** a good tug, then in comes my mother in law. She appologised for the intrusion and said 'do carry on'. Then she left.
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Postby rosie727 » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:21 am

Lifeboatman wrote:Good to see i'm ot alone in wanting to be caught having some solo fun. How do you plan getting caught though? Obviously theres certain people you don't want to catch you, strangers etc are ok, i naughty office type in the next car to me would be ideal! :oops: :oops: :oops:



naughty naughty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lifeboatman » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:29 pm

rosie727 wrote:
Lifeboatman wrote:Good to see i'm ot alone in wanting to be caught having some solo fun. How do you plan getting caught though? Obviously theres certain people you don't want to catch you, strangers etc are ok, i naughty office type in the next car to me would be ideal! :oops: :oops: :oops:



naughty naughty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


But nice too :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby rosie lee » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:32 pm

I am concerned that Deon was embassed by his wife catching him masterbating!
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Postby Guest » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:19 pm

I find this thread disgusting. I would rather have the most agonising ball ache than humiliate myself to masturbation
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Postby Guest » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:21 pm

My ex wife caught me masturbating and showed her disapproval by promtly slapping me in the balls. It cured the need to masturbate
She expected me to remain celibate and frustrated out of loyalty to our marriage vows. What a sad person
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Postby rosie727 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:39 pm

Lifeboatman wrote:
rosie727 wrote:
Lifeboatman wrote:Good to see i'm ot alone in wanting to be caught having some solo fun. How do you plan getting caught though? Obviously theres certain people you don't want to catch you, strangers etc are ok, i naughty office type in the next car to me would be ideal! :oops: :oops: :oops:



naughty naughty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


But nice too :wink: :wink: :wink:





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Postby rosie727 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:40 pm

. wrote:I find this thread disgusting. I would rather have the most agonising ball ache than humiliate myself to <A HREF='http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/default.php/cPath/23_64' target='_blank'>masturbation</A>





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Postby Her Ex » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:18 am

Its bad enought to get caught RED HANDED when you young but I am now in my late forties and about five years ago this happened to me:

It was only a few weeks from the day my divorce became official when I was well into my second six pack enjoying a relaxing Sunday at home watching football. Maybe it was seeing all those cute cheerleaders on TV that got me "up" but being an average guy, alone, buzzed, and hard as steel I did what came natural and took matters in to my own hand(s).

It was just when I hit the point of no return that I saw my ex-wife entering the room along with her sister. I never heard them knock and forgot they would be coming over to get what was left of her personal items that were still in the house.
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