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Postby orak100 on Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:51 am

When I was 15 I went away with my gf and her family one Christmas. One night I was in the bathroom, sitting on the loo pulling away when her 10 year old sister walked in. She shrieked, covered her mouth, laughed and ran out. I couldn't finish after that. Rather deflating!

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Postby Guest on Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:32 am

hmmm, you're disgusted so you take the time to post how disgusted you are ???

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Postby Guest on Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:13 am

The first time I got caught was by my mom when I was 16. Earlier in the week my friends and i got caught smoking. When my mom walked in I covered up myself with the blanket. She thought I was hiding cigarettes and she was mad and pulled the blanket off. She was so shocked that she froze for awhile then finally said carry on and left.

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Postby animallover15 on Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:39 am

Masturbating? You are a sick pervert. You need help.


Oh yes, It's just terrible now, isn't it?? :roll:
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Postby BIGBALLS2 on Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:59 pm

. wrote:I find this thread disgusting. I would rather have the most agonising ball ache than humiliate myself to masturbation


i DOUBT YOU'VE GOT ANY BALLS!! :lol: :wink: :wink: :cry: 8)

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Postby Guest on Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:19 pm

well, i do love a cheeky sharpen and am quite taken with the prospect of being caught or being watched.

as it happens i had a similar conversation with a group of girls at the weekend. it was about 8.30 saturday morning and so was under the influence a bit but i asked them what they though about watching a geezer knocking one out ?

they said they wouldn't find it particularly sexy to watch which is what i thought they would say to be honest.

anyway, i got my C*** out and had a big one anyway. haha, well i didn't actually but i did i ask if they would play with themselves in front of me which strangely they politely refused.

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Postby will_j on Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:33 pm

well, i do love a cheeky sharpen and am quite taken with the prospect of being caught or being watched.

as it happens i had a similar conversation with a group of girls at the weekend. it was about 8.30 saturday morning and so was under the influence a bit but i asked them what they though about watching a geezer knocking one out ?

they said they wouldn't find it particularly sexy to watch which is what i thought they would say to be honest.

anyway, i got my C*** out and had a big one anyway. haha, well i didn't actually but i did i ask if they would play with themselves in front of me which strangely they politely refused.

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Postby I_Want_To_Be_A_Thong on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:39 pm

I got caught on holiday in spain by my friends mother. I was having a shower (the ones where the shower is over the bath), and i must have been in there ages. I'm sitting on the side of the bath legs wide open pulling like crazy, im orgasming, 10 seconds away from shooting my sex juice everywhere and in bursts my friends mother. WoW! apparently, the shower curtain was on the outside of the bath and all the water was running out from under the door and flooding the whole room. I havnt looked at her the same way since
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Postby Guest on Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:47 pm

My older sister walked in on me having a W*** in the shower once. I was mortified, but just like Karen, the only thing she said to me was that she was proud that i had a big dick!

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Postby Guest on Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:45 pm

I have been caught a few times now. Once was off a female flatmate who saw me tugging away at my c***. She later admitted that she was watching for quite a while before i noticed her. That thought alone really turns me on too!

I also caught my friend W**nking in his bedroom. He seen me in the doorway, and I asked if he would finish himself off for me. I was so horny I could feel my own c*** swelling in my trousers. After he came, he said he wantded to see me cum too. It was at this point that I had my first gay experience. We spent the rest of the night f***ing!

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Postby Guest on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:35 am

Yea I am sure most people have been caught once or twice but I always make sure to lock the door so not technically caught but kind of when my bro tries to open the door and it's locked but we both pretend it never happens just part of life. And even in a marriage sometimes sex needs can be diffrent so why not have a go it's not like you are going to run out. And if you do get caught you by your gf you can always say I was warming up for you.

Peace,

Btw that watching your own bro and blowing your bro's friends while he is around call me a prude if you want but that's just sick.

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Postby Lifeboatkeith on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:44 am

General concencus (spelt wrong i know) seems to be that people want to be caught by the right person, I agree, watching your own bro is a bit sick! :wink:

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Postby loki_uk on Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:10 am

I was unintentionally caught out standing in my own bedroom having a W*** whilst wearing my wifes lacy knickers

She had been so quiet creeping up the stairs I didn't hear her until the door opened and I could only stand there looking bright red with a big bulge sticking out of her knickers

She wasn't happy, the kids were downstairs and she had a go at me saying it could have been them walking in on me

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Postby Lifeboatkeith on Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:30 am

loki_uk wrote:I was unintentionally caught out standing in my own bedroom having a W*** whilst wearing my wifes lacy knickers

She had been so quiet creeping up the stairs I didn't hear her until the door opened and I could only stand there looking bright red with a big bulge sticking out of her knickers

She wasn't happy, the kids were downstairs and she had a go at me saying it could have been them walking in on me


Bet it made the thrill even better though, the chance of being caught etc

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Postby thephoenix on Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:22 am

Lifeboatkeith wrote:
loki_uk wrote:I was unintentionally caught out standing in my own bedroom having a W*** whilst wearing my wifes lacy knickers

She had been so quiet creeping up the stairs I didn't hear her until the door opened and I could only stand there looking bright red with a big bulge sticking out of her knickers

She wasn't happy, the kids were downstairs and she had a go at me saying it could have been them walking in on me


Bet it made the thrill even better though, the chance of being caught etc



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