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Postby rosie727 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:06 pm

thephoenix wrote:
Lifeboatkeith wrote:
loki_uk wrote:I was unintentionally caught out standing in my own bedroom having a W*** whilst wearing my wifes lacy knickers

She had been so quiet creeping up the stairs I didn't hear her until the door opened and I could only stand there looking bright red with a big bulge sticking out of her knickers

She wasn't happy, the kids were downstairs and she had a go at me saying it could have been them walking in on me


Bet it made the thrill even better though, the chance of being caught etc



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Postby eroneus on Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:53 am

All teen boys masturbateI doubt if this ever happens or is at all common with females.
Certainly I've found most women like to watch a guy w ank ing when they are also feeling sexy.
It is NOT a "turn on" to see guys exposing themselves etc ... without warning.

My own embarrassment was rather a paradox - I was having a pee beside a clump of nettles. Firrst farm job after leaving school - I'd been greasing and changing oil on a tractor - my hands were all black oil. To save getting it on my penis I held it with a relatively clean rag. One of the workers' wives appeared suddenly and looked at the rag in my hand holding my co ck .. .! I was mortified - esp as I was NOT W**nking.. No point in saying I was 'nt - that would look worse -but like others have said I always felt embarrassed in her presence...

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Postby Lifeboatkeith on Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:48 am

eroneus wrote:All teen boys masturbateI doubt if this ever happens or is at all common with females.
Certainly I've found most women like to watch a guy w ank ing when they are also feeling sexy.
It is NOT a "turn on" to see guys exposing themselves etc ... without warning.

My own embarrassment was rather a paradox - I was having a pee beside a clump of nettles. Firrst farm job after leaving school - I'd been greasing and changing oil on a tractor - my hands were all black oil. To save getting it on my penis I held it with a relatively clean rag. One of the workers' wives appeared suddenly and looked at the rag in my hand holding my co ck .. .! I was mortified - esp as I was NOT W**nking.. No point in saying I was 'nt - that would look worse -but like others have said I always felt embarrassed in her presence...


Maybe she would of reacted differently if you were knocking one out! :wink:

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Caught Wet Fingered

Postby AnnaKay on Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:54 pm

When I was 14 and on half term from school I was lying on my bed teasing my budding nipples through the long t-shirt I favoured for sleep, and slipping a finger in and out of my wet pussy. Just as I felt myself coming the door opened and my mother walked in carrying a load of washing. She took in the scene and flushed pink. Dumping the clothes on the chair she swept back out with the comment “When you’ve finished what your doing will you put these away please?”

I wished the ground could have opened up and so it was with some trepidation I went downstairs for a late breakfast. All she said was “I hope you’ve washed your hands”.
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Postby Lucky Girl on Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:40 pm

Own up AnnaKay. Had you washed your hands?

What a naughty girl you were. I don't supposed it stopped you. I got put off when my mum fould me doing myself in front of a porn video and gave me hell.

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Postby etihw29 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:35 am

i got caught just today by my mum she was like wow!! and as i tryed to hide it she said no and i was like what??!! and then she came over and started giving me a blowjob

this IS ture as i know what some people on here are like

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Postby dancer in the dark on Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:10 pm

^^^^yeah, sure :roll: :idea: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


but anyway on a realistic note, the thought of being caught by the right person turns me on. Getting caught by a family member would mortify me beyond belief, even though my mum is very liberal and wouldn't give a toss (no pun intended) it's just not something you want to be caught doing.....however if someone like Johnny Depp were to catch me, mmmm the possibilities

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Postby Hoo da day da'day on Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:55 pm

I have masturbated in a computer room with LOTS of females in it (not able to see me W**nking though). It was a thrilling experience and I've done it several times.

Sometimes I masturbate

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Postby Guest on Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:32 pm

having read the stories on here about how liberated and dirty todays women are I often W*** on the train late at night opposite a fit girl. I know it turns em on :wink:

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Postby toadinyourhole on Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:53 pm

Why do men think that women have the same sexual response to men?

The guy that wanted to W*** in his car and get caught by a fit girl at work in the carpark , you Farking saddo! You'd get beaten up, reported and be out of a job in the REAL world.....!

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Postby eroneus on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:12 pm

While most in this link seem fantasy there is no doubt that in the subculture of "dogging" - pre-arranged consenting scenarios are played out.

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Re: Caught Wet Fingered

Postby elliott20 on Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:36 pm

AnnaKay wrote:When I was 14 and on half term from school I was lying on my bed teasing my budding nipples through the long t-shirt I favoured for sleep, and slipping a finger in and out of my wet pussy. Just as I felt myself coming the door opened and my mother walked in carrying a load of washing. She took in the scene and flushed pink. Dumping the clothes on the chair she swept back out with the comment “When you’ve finished what your doing will you put these away please?”

I wished the ground could have opened up and so it was with some trepidation I went downstairs for a late breakfast. All she said was “I hope you’ve washed your hands”.

man, this story had me chuckling inside.
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Postby AnnaKay on Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:29 pm

elliott20 wrote:
AnnaKay wrote:When I was 14 and on half term from school I was lying on my bed teasing my budding nipples through the long t-shirt I favoured for sleep, and slipping a finger in and out of my wet pussy. Just as I felt myself coming the door opened and my mother walked in carrying a load of washing. She took in the scene and flushed pink. Dumping the clothes on the chair she swept back out with the comment “When you’ve finished what your doing will you put these away please?”

I wished the ground could have opened up and so it was with some trepidation I went downstairs for a late breakfast. All she said was “I hope you’ve washed your hands”.

man, this story had me chuckling inside.


Jolly good :lol:
AnnaKay

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Postby elliott20 on Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:10 pm

it's like the first time my mother found my condoms in my drawer when my parents were over at my apartment last year. I think it was the first time my parents ever had to be faced with the reality that I am in fact a grown man and a sexual being.

being how moms tend to be, she took my clothes out and proceeded to do my laundry when I was out at work. When she was putting things away, she found my condoms but according to my dad didn't say a word and just stuffed them back in the drawer.

Later when she brought it up with me asking me about them, my dad just kind of shrugged and said, "hey, at least he's practicing safe sex". man, I didn't say anything at the time but I was laughing inside.
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Postby Rigby on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:56 pm

etihw29 wrote:i got caught just today by my mum she was like wow!! and as i tryed to hide it she said no and i was like what??!! and then she came over and started giving me a blowjob

this IS ture as i know what some people on here are like


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