I've been caught four times:
Once by my sis, she did not see me but heard me. I thought I was the only one home so when I walked out of my bedroom (my door was closed but I hadn't been quiet) she was in the hall and asked, "You work everything out alright?" with a smirk on her face. I got red and ducked into the bathroom but we ended up laughing about it a couple weeks later.
The second time was by a guy we had staying at our house for a couple of weeks, I was still in high school, he was in college. Again, I thought he was out by the pool and I had a few minutes to take care of things, but the next thing I know he is at my door (it was closed by not latched) pushing it open to ask if I could give him a ride to someplace. I had JUST finished but was fortunately down on the floor on the side of the bed away from the door. I was in a position where he couldn't see me but probably heard me. He goes, "Hey, can you give me a lift to X?" And I studder and stammer and say, "Um yeah, just give me a minute... trying to find some stuff I lost." (lame excuse I know but trying to appear like I was looking under my bed for something). And then he just stands there and says, "Ok, cool. Thanks." And stands there and stands there... I am thinking I can't stand up with my shorts down and my hand covered (yeah, I didn't plan ahead with a tissue, sue me). I shot my head up and he is still there looking at the posters on my wall. I finally say, "I'll be down as soon as I find this thing." He says, "Ok" and STILL doesn't move. After about 10 seconds he goes back downstairs to wait. I was very embarrassed as I was thinking, great some cool guy in university caught me W**nking. He never said anything and a small part of me likes to think that he never really knew what I was doing.
Third time was by a girlfriend (semi-friend, knew her a little bit she was very nice and would have liked to have known her more) in college, we were all hanging out at a close friend's place, it was near the end of the semester. There were about 10 or 12 people there and everyone went out to grab a quick bite to eat. I had already eaten so stayed at the house to watch TV.
So it seems to be a recurring theme... thinking I am alone but apparently the girl went out with everyone but did not actually go but I didn't hear her come back in.
I started channel flipping shortly after everyone left as I was thinking I was w/o a gf at the time and my prospects of getting any any time soon was slim to none. And I sometimes need to take care of business to be able to fall asleep at night. (I will add this friend's house I was in, we had been friends since we were 14 so shove off about jerking in someone else's house - he had done it in mine) Anyways... I came across a softcore porn movie and pulled it out and started jerking. I went for at least 8 or 9 minutes before I finally let myself near the point of no return. Suddenly I noticed some movement in the reflection of a large mirror (the mirror was not clear, it was smoky or dark colored, like from the 70s) beside the TV. It took me about 1 second to realize it was this one girl and she was standing back behind the wall (divider type wall - not full wall).
Anyways, this all happened so quick, I realized 1) someone is standing there watching me 2) that it is this girl w/ her jacket still on 3) that her hands appear to be down around her crotch 4) I just came!!! I was like, "Oh F***, now what?!?"
I pretended to not notice her, I flipped to ESPN and cleaned up and walked into the kitchen to get rid of the evidence. When I came back she was gone. I sat back down on the couch and my mind was racing back and forth between being embarrassed and being turned on that maybe maybe she was touching herself as she watched me. And she must have watched me the whole time because she left when everyone else did but had obviously come back in and stood where I couldn't see her while I did my stuff. And now where had she gone?!?
After a few minutes, I went back in to the kitchen, mostly because of the nervous energy and rummaged through the fridge looking for something to eat. I then heard the toilet flush in the hall bathroom and we both walked into the living room at the same time. I said, "Hi" as nonchalantly as I could. She said, "Hey, I decided not to go with them." I didn't know what else to say so just sat down and offered her the remote. She said, "No, you watch what you want."She sat down in the chair beside the couch.
It is one of those moments I'll always wonder about... as everybody came storming back in about 10 seconds later with their bags of food.
Did she mean anything by that "you watch what you want", did she know I saw her, was she really touching herself when she was watching me?
That was a week before summer break, we talked a couple times in passing after that and then she ended up not coming back to college the next semester because of financial reasons.
The fourth time and last time (HOPEFULLY), was by my wife. Sad, I know... but we had been married a few (7) yrs so yeah the honeymoon was over and all of that. Anyways we hadn't had sex in about 2 weeks and we just had a fight so I KNEW I wasn't going to be getting any for the next few days. So I was like let's get this taken care of. I was working from home that day, she was at work.
We have a vibrating massager (not a sex toy, an actual muscle massager) that her mother-in-law got us but I have found that we both enjoy using it from time to time while we are having sex.
Because I was painting our bedroom lots of our stuff had been moved to the guest bedroom, well that is where the
vibrator was so I went in there and got down to business. I finished up and had just come out of the guest bedroom with
vibrator in hand (I wanted to put it back in the bedroom just in case we made up sooner then expected) when who walks through the front door but my wife (home an hour early).
She sees the
vibrator and almost shouts, "What are you doing?!?" I am feeling like a 12 year old again being caught by my sister except my wife doesn't have a smirk more of a frown. A big frown. I say, "What do you think? It has been 2 weeks. I'm sorry but I can only go so long before things get uncomfortable." She then gets mad and turns around and leaves the house.
I am feeling like a dolt thinking she probably came home early so we could talk and maybe patch things up. But she got mad enough about it, good grief! She came back a couple of hours later and we sort of talked about it and she said, "I don't like you doing that." And I said, "I can understand that you don't like it but when we go for so long without having sex it is actually difficult for me to fall asleep at night. It actually gets uncomfortable for me." She replies with, "I don't want you to do that anymore." I reply with, "Yeah, I'll try." (because she is obviously not going to change the frequency of us having sex... but I should not have any desires / needs unless she is ready for them).
So those are the times I have been caught.
Sad, eh?