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Postby Guest » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:49 pm

swee wrote:PMSL Jen :lol:

www.chavscum.co.uk


Ah chavscum the place where half of them are no better then chavs themselfs what idiots

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Chavs rnt bad

Postby XxChelsea-MariexX » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:43 pm

y r yas sittin ere takin the mik out ov us wen yas shud get on wiv ya own livs nd leave us alone 2 gt on wiv ours u sad gits
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Re: Chavs rnt bad

Postby xXx.Lesley.xXx » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:52 pm

XxChelsea-MariexX wrote:y r yas sittin ere takin the mik out ov us wen yas shud get on wiv ya own livs nd leave us alone 2 gt on wiv ours u sad gits


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Postby Guest » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:14 pm

You should take your own advice its easy to act all cool and big on a forum.

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Re: LAM3 (N33D TO G3T A LiiF3)

Postby Guest » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:57 pm

LiiL CHAV3 wrote:YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3





That was the funniest thing I ever read
You're such a loser
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Postby DeniseDenise » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:11 pm

perfect example.....

http://chav-dating.diydating.com/lovelybelle
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Re: LAM3 (N33D TO G3T A LiiF3)

Postby quest » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:19 pm

LiiL CHAV3 wrote:YHO0 PUT JOK3S UP OF US CHAV3S AND THiiNK iiTS FUNNii
W3LL iiT AiiNT G3T A LiiF3 U P3OPL3 AND WHAT iiF W3 PUT A JOK3
UP OF ABOUT U WHAT WOULD U THiiNK TH3N iiTS LYK TAKiiNG TH3 PiSS
OUTTA A OLD P3RSON BUT THAT iiS FUNNii.
iiF ANY ON3 WANNA M3SS WiiTH M3 GiiV3 M3 UR ADR3SS3 AND iiL B3 TH3R3
iiN 4 DAYS LiiL LAM3 P3OPL3


you F****** dumb S***, "you do put jokes up about us", shows what little inteligence you have, hahahaha go have another kid with your mum
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Postby H. Franklin Layne » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:57 am

personally, I like to watch the clips where the chav picks a fight with a seemingly mild mannered person (man or woman) then gets the holy hell beaten out of him. Those are golden. I've noticed that chavs always travel in packs, but when one is getting beaten up the rest run away, pissing themselves. I wanted to know if those youtube clips are fake or is that what really happens?
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Postby The Colonel » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:48 am

Ivan Diederhoff wrote:personally, I like to watch the clips where the chav picks a fight with a seemingly mild mannered person (man or woman) then gets the holy hell beaten out of him. Those are golden. I've noticed that chavs always travel in packs, but when one is getting beaten up the rest run away, pissing themselves. I wanted to know if those youtube clips are fake or is that what really happens?


It does tend to be real. You do see them about town like that.
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Postby H. Franklin Layne » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:02 pm

well, I think maybe a small group of well dressed, clean cut Mixed Martial artists ought to be in public and antagonized by chavs and let the games begin! :lol:
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Re: get a life

Postby demi » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:45 pm

chav ere watcha gunna do? wrote:freakin hell yas say us chavs r sad look at ya selfs sittin ere taking the piss outta us yer sure we need to get a life ok then u buch of t**** :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



haha,,,u f***ckin n*b ,,,, if u a chav then u need get a life maytee =| pahahahahaha ! idiot !
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Re: chav jokes

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:24 am

I have been losing my mind trying to find this one youtube clip. A couple of kids go to a McDonald's, order a super sized drink, don't know what, they drink some of it, then start adding mustard, Ketchup, food pieces, chocolate milk shake, they urinate in it, and put the cap on. Then they go driving around looking for chavs, and splash them with the mix. I laughed so hard at that, and now I can't find it. Anyone happen to know of the clip, and perhaps have a location on it?

Thanks.
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