Cum on food

[sleepy]

[Fast11]

It's mighty gross to think about a guy with your cum in his food.

Other than that; go for it!

[Bark Johnson]

My parents owned a small diner about 50miles outside of a major urban center. It was on the highway so we'd get a lot of truckers and travellers. The restaurant would often have only a few patrons at any one time. On one occasion while i was literally taking care of the entire restaurant a young couple came in and placed an order. For some reason i became very aroused - thinking of this couple F******, etc....While I was preparing their meals I masturbated into their cole slaw. When I brought it out to them my heart was pounding, and my face felt hot. I had considered removing the cummy cole slaw, but decided to let it go. They both ended up eating every last bite of that cum salad. 100% true story.

[Rockinit69]

Hello,

I am a kinky mom that really loves my husband masturbating on my food at least twince a week. I have video of it if anyone is interested it viewing. It is so hot especially when he holds off for 14 days.

Kinky mom

Where can I see this vid!? Sounds so hot!!!!

[Fast11]

I wanna see the video too!!!

[Guest]

Haha my morning woods during college + my job at the donut store during some of my college = some really good glaze for some of my female classmates, especially the ones who were very un-sexual. None of them ever knew although I know some of them suspected.

[guess]

I have masturbated into food a few times and had my wife eat it without her knowing. It is such a turn on.

[xXx.Lesley.xXx]

I would remove their cóck with a blunt knife if anyone did that to me!

[B-Rad]

Hey all...
My wife and I enjoy alot playing with cum....

Both in the regular cooking as on "special occasions as Dip for the Chips...

Once we had freinds over and in stead of using the regular dip my wife went and took the special dip in the frigde.... The wife of the friends noticed the special look my wife sent me everytime she dipped and eat the chip, and later my wife told her..... She was at first shocked, but I actually think they are now competing as to how creative they can become.
That I believe, as my wife suggested Ishould come in the sauce for dinner next time they are coming over.....

Do you think we should? And should we admit it later?

lmfao

[Ivan Diederhoff]

I would remove their cóck with a blunt knife if anyone did that to me!

You're such a softie, Lesley! If I ever found out about something like that, first it would be police and the health department. Then a chloroform treatment and the trunk of an old car to an isolated spot. Then the hot piano wire and castration, followed by them going back into the trunk and sinking the car in a lake. Drowning is a nasty way to go. The balls would be sent to the family for the funeral.

[xXx.Lesley.xXx]

I would remove their cóck with a blunt knife if anyone did that to me!

You're such a softie, Lesley! If I ever found out about something like that, first it would be police and the health department. Then a chloroform treatment and the trunk of an old car to an isolated spot. Then the hot piano wire and castration, followed by them going back into the trunk and sinking the car in a lake. Drowning is a nasty way to go. The balls would be sent to the family for the funeral.

[Guest]

My stepdaughter is a royal little bitch who always gets her way. So to get my revenge on her I bust a big load of cum on her food.

Man it really turns me on to watch eat her food that I just nutted all over and she doesn't even know. I have nutted in something she has ate 45 times now. Everything from Ramen Noodles (witch she loves and is the easiest to cum in) to ice cream.

I have also cummed on her toothbrush, panties (clean & dirty), lotion witch she puts on her hands and face, her pillow just about anything she touches.

[Guest]

I jackoff in one of my co-workers food all the time I can't the old bitch.

[The Colonel]

[franfran]

And of course, as usual, the grossest posts are those made by guests...