Daily Trivia Challenge

[Who?]

It's a good time for a beginner. You have to abandon any thoughts of reading the question carefully and on fast mornings you can't even afford to read the question to the end before looking at the answers.

PS You'll also need the complete set of Dark Tower novels.

I have read all of the Dark Tower novels.

... yeah, welcome Winston


F***!

[Who?]

Questions correct: 5 / 10
You took 64 seconds to complete this quiz.

Bah!

Oh dear!!

Ahem!

For the last couple of days I've been giving you all a bloody good seeing to (fnarr fnarr).

I just felt like 'receiving' today... that's all. Tomorrow I shall be triumphant!!!!

[Lucylastic]

Ignore her, Winston. All you need is a male brain and a scroll-wheel mouse. Eh Lucy?

I'll have to look under the stairs, I'm sure I've got one of those in a jar in virtually unused condition.

[franfran]

Ignore her, Winston. All you need is a male brain and a scroll-wheel mouse. Eh Lucy?

I'll have to look under the stairs, I'm sure I've got one of those in a jar in virtually unused condition.

Reminds me of a joke:

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good." The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded becuase they thought they understood. A few actually smirked.

But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.

"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."

[Who?]

Questions correct: 10 / 10
You took 53 seconds to complete this quiz.

Good, but the time will be beaten. I intentionally went slow - some of the ladies like it like that

[sebastien1]

Questions correct: 9 / 10
You took 67 seconds to complete this quiz.
Total score: 833

got the dodo one wrong by simply not reading the question properly.

and getting peed of by the fact having to click each answer at least 3 times for it to register

[coolman]

Questions correct: 10 / 10
You took 63 seconds to complete this quiz.
Total score: 937

[della blue]

Good morning everyone are we all well?

8/10 - 53 seconds, I hope the other girls do better

[Who?]

8/10 - 53 seconds, I hope the other girls do better

Nah... girls aren't as good as boys - bless them!

Morning Della

[della blue]

Oi, what do you mean girls ain't as good as boys.

Morning Who

[coolman]

Oi, what do you mean girls ain't as good as boys.

I like girls better than boys.

[Who?]

Oi, what do you mean girls ain't as good as boys.

Well I don't want to sound patronising babe, but girls brains are largely geared towards shoe selection. You can't help it, and it's something us men love about you. The fact remains that girls aren't as good at clever things as us men.

Name one female premiership footballer??? You can't can you!

[Lucylastic]

10/10 in 55 Seconds, bit of mouse trouble cost me a couple of seconds there. Come on girls, Who?'s time is vulnerable to attack.

[franfran]

Questions correct: 10 / 10
You took 43 seconds to complete this quiz.
Total score: 957

[Lucylastic]