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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby no hold my hand u muppet so we can atleast walk together and not look like snaggets » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:21 am

First, I smoke a joint, then when im at a perfect high i get naked lie on my back, stick a brush handle up me and shove it in and out then i hold an electric toothbrush to my clit. this makes me feel like im about to screm, it makes me cry its so good. :dance:
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby BinoKev » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:50 am

I've not read through all the posts here but I think the best thing you can do when you are masturbating is masturbat until you nearly come and then stop for a minute or 2 and then start again until you nearly come again and once again stop. Do this for a while until you can't hold back any longer and I guarantee you'll have a great orgasm.
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby Paradigm » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:24 pm

Don't you wish the internet had a maturity filtering system

Can't hold a serious conversation about stuff on this forum at all due to h0rny frat boys constantly whining about being alone.

Guys, here's the low down. Stop j3rking off at your computer, go out to a bar and talk to a pretty girl. If you guys hit it off then treat her like a princess and she'll do whatever you want her to do.
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Re: fun ways to mastubate

Postby jonnyboy6999 » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:09 am

sounds made up to me....[/quote]

me 2 definitely
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Postby bisexualMILF » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:56 am

horney wrote:i lay down on my stomach and put my hands in my underwear and pretend to hump my hand it feels so good....if that dosent work for you then let your dog like inside there


this is what I do it really does feel good, and having a dog lick you feels good to
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby Kinky_Boi » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:52 am

Lol, done that :oops:
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby Laura :):) » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:14 pm

Hi There
To masterbaute i usally use My index fingers and rub in a circle motion at the top of my P###y
It makes me fell relaxed
or Ive im ina hyper mood i use My dads backmassager
it has fingers and have a very good virbrate
so try using a back massager

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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby ilikeclit » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:40 pm

oo u can talk to me anytime :wink:
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby ilikeclit » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:32 am

o yea and you can use me as a good masturbation technique :tounge:
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby carriebear1991 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:12 am

wow there are lots of new ways here... i have used a hot dog banana.. my fingers.. the brush..adn a dog licking me..
my fav is a the brush...
i am also very bicurious
message me if wanna talk.
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby Ikki » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:23 pm

ilikeclit wrote:oo u can talk to me anytime :wink:


R u talking to me? Coz if u r, email me at hotsexybabe@hotmail com . After u email me on that address I will give u my permanent address. Anyone is welcome! Talk to me now! I'm like wet as right now and I'm pumping away at my hairbrush. My chair has leather luckily so I can wipe off my sweet tasting cum..... Yummy! Mmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: different ways to masterbate

Postby Ikki » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:51 am

Ikki wrote:
ilikeclit wrote:oo u can talk to me anytime :wink:


R u talking to me? Coz if u r, email me at hotsexybabe@hotmail com . After u email me on that address I will give u my permanent address. Anyone is welcome! Talk to me now! I'm like wet as right now and I'm pumping away at my hairbrush. My chair has leather luckily so I can wipe off my sweet tasting cum..... Yummy! Mmmmmmmmmmm


WHOOPS! SLIGHT MISTAKE
my email is actually hotsexybabe@live.com not hotsexybabe@hotmail com ! i guess i waz too caught up in the moment.... to realise :twisted:
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Postby raakhi » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:12 am

xAnnax wrote:i've got little knobs on the corners of my bed and i like to sit or slide onto them.

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Postby sexynyman36 » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:08 am

Guest wrote:There are some good tips here. I'm 19 and a virgin I hate it but the only guy who ever showed a real interest was my cousin and I couldn't go through with it that's sick.




hey im 17 i would not mind 1 bit to take care of u lets start with ur email and we will work from there and where u live of course
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Re: hottest day ever - masturbating

Postby im doing it now » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:54 pm

[quote="Guest"]I slept in yesterday until almost 9am because I didn't have to work until noon. As soon as I woke up, I was feeling horny, which is not terribly unusual. Usually when this happens, I just lay in bed and pleasure myself for a little while and then begin my day after an orgasm.

This time though, I looked down and saw that I was still naked under the sheet, and could feel my dried lady-cum between my legs and on my mouth and cheeks. I quickly remembered the previous night; I had laid in bed for probably 45 minutes pleasing myself, getting wet and tasting it, and rubbing my wetness on my face and outside my mouth. Now I don't make a huge habit of wiping my wetness on my face, but when I get really worked up I do it. It has probably only happened 5 or 6 times ever.

i would advise you to get an electric toothbrush take the head off leaving the metal vibrating bit in view then turn on and start experimenting to see what pleasures you best...i suggest on ur clit u get sum gr8 orgasms...leaves you wanting for more....i have been doing it since i was like 10 an i still cant help myself
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