different ways to masterbate

[ineedaman6969]

i am getting sick of the old shower masterbating by letting the water hit ur clit can anyone suggest some more exciting ways to do it come on people get kinky

[thebigdicbandet]

i am getting sick of the old shower masterbating by letting the water hit ur clit can anyone suggest some more exciting ways to do it come on people get kinky

[thatsounds]

ouch- that golf string idea sounds waay too painful, to be a turn on, surely??

the usual veggies, washing machine spin cycle, and cooling fan (aim at your crotch, while lying on a bed- try to resist touching as long as possible..!

[alwaysxxx]

I love the feel of skin on skin, so when I'm nice and moist, my finger does the trick.

[Guest]

girl the best thing is a door handle use a chair if need be and lube, back up to it like ur getting it from behind P.s my door handle is really shiny i pollish it every day make sure ur rents are not home. TIP twist the door handle


telll me how u like it thanks

[minigirl]

what's wrong with just using your fingers?

[hobo]

what's wrong with just using your fingers?

or my fingers.........................

[Guest]

I use my hairbrush, paintbrush, and a hair curling rubber.

[mkaydafdsfdsafds]

no hunny that isnt normal its called r**** , so id stop now b4 someone finds out.

[masterbater]

girl the best thing is a door handle use a chair if need be and lube, back up to it like ur getting it from behind P.s my door handle is really shiny i pollish it every day make sure ur rents are not home. TIP twist the door handle


telll me how u like it thanks

when i tryed 2 use my doornob....my doornobs are short and stubby so i coudent get it into my pussy.......it wuz a good idea though

[Spunkymagic]

Speaking as a chap. The best way to get off is to tie some strong fishing wire from your right ankle over your shoulder onto the base of your erect penis (sorry this should be as you are kneeling on the floor) Then play the fishing wire as you would a harp.

Your choice of music to play. 'Making your mind up' by bucks fizz is always a good one. if you have it on vid then all the more better. It takes me back to the days when those women used to whip their skirts off at a certain verse...ahh the memories. That was when i wasn't old enough to discover W**nking so just used to kiss the TV screen instead.

[lovley]

ok use ure cell phone and stick it in ure vagina then call it from your home phone when it is on vibrate

[bloop0]

whats wrong with you people? its called FIND A MAN

[Mooncat]

Some of the guests on here tell a good story. The first post is probably by a guy with a vivid imagination.

[superbb]

There are some sriously sick people in this thread!!

Yeah... I may have nightmares after reading these!