For those who LIKE it, what about porn bugs you?

[MarriedMom]

Ok, this is just for the ones that actually enjoy watching it. I know, there will be some people who disagree with it that will rant on anyway, but I was just curious to know. For those who enjoy watching a little dirty cinema, what have you seen in porn that just makes you say, "Oh God. Give me a break." LOL Aside from the obvious, like golden and brown showers (ugh) what "little" things just make you cringe.

One of my prime examples of what pisses me off in porn or makes my stomach turn is this. All (or most) of the men depicted in porn, are these muscled up, bracelet wearing "pretty boys" that are used. Don't get me wrong, there are women that like these type of men, but when I see a pretty woman getting boned, I like to see a REAL man in control. Not some ego maniac with more steroids than brains in his body.

Another thing that gets on my nerves. LOL As much as I laugh my ass off at them, the "MILF Hunters" videos... OMG... that guy that does the scenes GETS ON MY NERVES. He needs to just shut the hell up. He says some of the dumbest S*** and all I can think is, "I'd have to be pretty high/stupid/drunk to let him put his thing in me." LOL

So, what little things about porn gets you guys miffed? Guys and girls comments are welcome.

MM

[Guesticles]

Pretty much the same things - The ones with vans, or the fake "pickup in a bar" scenes are annoying because you know it's fake, the guys always act like arseholes, there's always some prat who doesn't STFU..

But if I'm going to watch porn, I far prefer genuine amateur home made stuff, where the people doing it are normal people, who are doing it because they get a kick from showing off to others. It's real sex had by real people, which I find far more of a turn on.

[A Man]

Rocco Siffredi - borderline rapist! I find his treatment of women in his films appalling. I get HUGELY turned on by a woman in control of her sexuality and the expression of it - I hate seeing a very sexy woman get used as a piece of meat. That's why I go for the homemade (preferably lesbian) material.

[lil*minx]

I hate all the "blonde look the same bimbos" Can we have some originality please. Sick of all the fake body parts...noses, boobs, lips. Even the orgasms are fake. I much prefer amateur real live people.

[A Man]

I HATE all that LA Bimbo look! Cheap implants, collagen injected lips and screaming like a banshee throughout the whole thing. If a woman made that much noise during sex, I'd stop what I was doing and tell her to stop taking the mickey!
Give me REAL women with REAL sex drives any day of the week!

[Man Response]

Back in the older days there were stories (not good ones mind you), but they tried to create plots which introduced different types of sex scenes. A single movie would have intercourse, blowjobs, Anal, double penetration all in one film.

The movies today are basically the encapsulation of a single fetish: Double penetration, Two girls one guy, Anal, Blowjobs, Handjobs, etc..

If you haven't seen porn in a long time you might want a little of everything. Instead you get to choose a fetish, say Double Penetration theme, it's like 3 hours of the same Double Penetration scene with different girl in each scene.

Also, I hate when the women don't seem to be having fun. If they look like they are not happy, or if the guys even pretend to be mistreating them I just want to turn it off and take it back.

I'd love to find real (non staged) videos, but have never been able to find it.

[kylie]

I feel cheated when they make the films badly. Bad cuts, repeated shots etc. There is no excuse most of the time as the money is there.

Agree about the pretty boy thing too - yeuk!

I also really hate anything that suggests the girls are not happy with what they are doing, of course it is just a jhob and part of that job includes pretending to enjoy themselves - that is fine. If they are actually unhappy with what they are doing it is not only a turn off but also makes the viewer involved in encourahing the abuse or even r**** of the actress.

[kimmy]

what i dont like in it is that women start groaning the moment a C*** is hear here makes blokes think gils can cum at light speed or if they just put their finger on the clit the girl is gushing every where! its just unfair on poor men who get an unfair representation of sex! poor things!

[Guest]

I hate all the "blonde look the same bimbos" Can we have some originality please. Sick of all the fake body parts...noses, boobs, lips. Even the orgasms are fake. I much prefer amateur real live people.

Ditto.Boring boring boring.
Same goes for tiny Asians screaming their head off and you just KNOW it's all FAKE.Yawn.

[Guest]

I also don't like the blonde girl-next-door type of porn.It's so boring.

[MarriedMom]

Oh yeah. I really have to agree with most of you guys. The blonde, fake, made up bimbos that look like Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show" make me want to puke. I bet it takes longer for her to paint her face than it takes her to actually cum!

And the girls with their exhaggerated moaning... ugh. And men get pissed when WE fake it!! LOL 90% of these flicks are fake orgasms. LOL Someone mentioned the Asian girls. LMAO My husband is absolutely butt crazy about Asian women. He has TONS of Asian/Japanese porn. These girls, I don't know where they get it, but they don't moan, they make a noise that sounds like a small dog choking on a chicken bone. Like they are struggling to pull a length of barbed-wire out of their butts or something. I have to mute that S***.

And yeah, the scripting (if you want to call it that) is hilarious. "Hey, we're just two hard-dicked guys strolling through the mall, and hey there hot mama! You look like you could get wetter than a frog's belly!! How 'bout it??"

And then of course, she's all for it. MILF Hunters, like I said, makes me literally want to die laughing it is so fake. Same with bangbus, captain stabbin' and the like.

LOL

How about this... whenever there's a dead foxy girl, but then they cast the butt ugliest guy known to the planet as her partner. Now don't get me wrong here, I can't stand the "pretty boys" with the gold hanging from their neck and wrists with enough steroids to make them grow boobies... but come on. How many of these drop-dead gorgeous women would end up with some guy that looks like a toad??? Give me an average, good-looking man with no ego floating over his head, and I'm happy. I dunno, I guess they stick ugly f***ers in there to give some men a boost and make them think they could land girls like that if HE could. But then sometimes I think, "I bet that ugly b***** said he'd only put up the money to shoot the flick if he got to be in it." LOL

Just my thoughts.

MM

[Guest]

Ahhh. The good old days, when porn was rare and new. Its all crap now as everyone is pointing out.

Does anyone remember the original 'Emanuelle' ? SEXY !! EROTIC !! WET PANTS AND HARD BONERS !!

[mostirreverent]

Well, aside from the cheesy music, I hate the guys that are trying to portray innocence; they just come off as looking stupid. Fake tits are always a turn-off. I love to see nice big floppers like Christy Canyon’s.

I don’t like woman who are too pretty or done up. I definitely prefer 70’s porn, though I have to acknowledge the liberal use of shave pussies of the newer stuff is a plus. I really adore “Wifey” and “Dawn’s Place” web videos, for the real sense of humor they show!

When I was 13, I had the parentless house, someone else found a film real in their attic, another had a movie projector, and a fourth had a gram of hash. The movie was green not black and white. It took place in a police station. All I recall was an officer typing, and beneath her desk was a pedal operated dildos
I heard about a movie that takes place in a wax museum, where the figures come to life. A young woman (Josie Hunter) inherits an erotic wax museum in which the statues come to life and have sex with each other. It is an interesting premise/vehicle. Has anyone seen it?

[jamie the married guy]

It's so funny reading all these posts from women regarding what they don't like about porn. Although there are some "couple videos" and "women's porn" most porn is geared toward men and men and women are totally different when it comes to what turns them on. So of course you are not going to like men's porn. Most men don't want to watch some fat housewife getting hammered by her equally repulsive husband, to get that all we have to do is look into the bedroom mirror during sex!.

We want young, beautiful big boobs, easily aroused and satisfied, easy to get into bed type women. We want two or more women at the same time, preferably in a variety of colours and body shapes. I love the L.A. look, the California girls all puffed up and shaved, willing to do anything on command.
We want everything that is completely opposite to our own sad realities.

Porn is fantasy, realistic porn is boring.

[Exodus]

Ya know, I hate it when it just jumps right into the sex. Most of the time you don't see them getting into it, or starting slowly, or removing clothes. one minute the guy is touching her, next minute both of them are entierly naked and he is pounding her into next week. What about that thing called leading up!

Also, I agree with the previous posts. The whole fake, blonde, implants, plastic surgury, etc thing gets boring really quick. Also, the ridiculously fake screaming and over dramatic moans get dumb after awhile. Rather then get into it, you start laughing cause you know how badly they are faking.