I HATE MY HUSBAND!

[zo_lou]

We've only been married six months. He's a miserable b***** who does nothing but F****** moan. And he has the cheek to call me a fat cow whilst he sits there looking like a budha with his tiny unwashed dick. I hate him. I used to have a life - friends etc. Now I work whilst he sits on his fat shitty arse all day claiming he "hasnt stopped" and I have to listen to him slagging off my kids and whining that he wants a new car or a new house ......spoilt fat t***. I would leave but I have no where to go and he would literally kill me but now, at least tonight, when I'm listening to his nagging and abusive mouth, I can think to myself "Yes, Knobhound, but I've slagged you off to possibly millions of people and you dont even know it!"

Hopefully, he wont be around much longer - he's seriously ill with alcohol problems but refuses to give up drinking! Got to go, must nip out and get him a bottle of whisky for his dinner tonight..............

[Captain]

I genuinally feel bad for both of you.

[Sherman]

Ouch, that sucks.

[azraelle]

Could always spike it with castor bean oil, or its derivative ricin, to speed things along a bit, in the spirit of the Dixie Chicks Goodbye Earl

MaryAnn and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4-H club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation MaryAnn went out lookin'
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was Earl

Well it wasn't two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care

Right away MaryAnn flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take long to decide

That Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Earl
You're feeling weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl

The cops came to bring Earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all

So the girls bought some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham
And strawberry jam
And they don't
Lose any sleep at night 'cause

Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
We need a break
Lets go out to the lake Earl
Well pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Earl
Well is that all right
Good lets go for a ride
Earl hey, hey, heyyy

[happygirl]

wow thats harsh i feel really bad for you

but tbh if that was me and i was feeling that strongly F*** the house and all the nice things id up my kids and go live in a hostel i wouldnt care as long as i have them. perhaps you should go to your local council office and see if they can help you in any way if you are seriously that sad about being with him get out babe

[genekelly]

Why marry him?

[Oran]

u shouldnt be around something u dont like/want. Its ur life. Go faking fix it u dumb b1tch and stop whining about it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lifes 2 short baby girl.

[VampireMistress]

Was he always like this?

I definately feel for you. Just put arsenic in his whiskey
That should do the trick.

[genekelly]

Is this the "How to murder you husband" thread?

[Big Ben]

How long did you date before you got married? Was he unemployed before? Seems like people don't change in six months.

[marby]

How long did you date before you got married? Was he unemployed before? Seems like people don't change in six months.

So its the womans fault? It's his fault, he's the alcoholic, he's the one causing her all the heartache. He's pouring the sh-it into this gob isnt he?

[Big Ben]

How long did you date before you got married? Was he unemployed before? Seems like people don't change in six months.

So its the womans fault? It's his fault, he's the alcoholic, he's the one causing her all the heartache. He's pouring the sh-it into this gob isnt he?

I never said it was the woman's fault. On the contrary, I sympathize with zo_lou and her predicament.

But a relationship is supposed to be 50/50, remember? Do you ever think a woman should assume half the responsibility for the relationship?

Two other posters had the same reaction as me: one asked whether he was always like this and the other asked why marry him.

[marby]

How long did you date before you got married? Was he unemployed before? Seems like people don't change in six months.

So its the womans fault? It's his fault, he's the alcoholic, he's the one causing her all the heartache. He's pouring the sh-it into this gob isnt he?

I never said it was the woman's fault. On the contrary, I sympathize with zo_lou and her predicament.

But a relationship is supposed to be 50/50, remember? Do you ever think a woman should assume half the responsibility for the relationship?

Two other posters had the same reaction as me: one asked whether he was always like this and the other asked why marry him.

I would change the locks and kick him out on his arse

[Silicon Avatar]

We've only been married six months. He's a miserable b***** who does nothing but F****** moan. And he has the cheek to call me a fat cow whilst he sits there looking like a budha with his tiny unwashed dick. I hate him. I used to have a life - friends etc. Now I work whilst he sits on his fat shitty arse all day claiming he "hasnt stopped" and I have to listen to him slagging off my kids and whining that he wants a new car or a new house ......spoilt fat t***. I would leave but I have no where to go and he would literally kill me but now, at least tonight, when I'm listening to his nagging and abusive mouth, I can think to myself "Yes, Knobhound, but I've slagged you off to possibly millions of people and you dont even know it!"

Hopefully, he wont be around much longer - he's seriously ill with alcohol problems but refuses to give up drinking! Got to go, must nip out and get him a bottle of whisky for his dinner tonight..............

I have a solution why dont you drink yourself to death?

[Silicon Avatar]

How long did you date before you got married? Was he unemployed before? Seems like people don't change in six months.

So its the womans fault? It's his fault, he's the alcoholic, he's the one causing her all the heartache. He's pouring the sh-it into this gob isnt he?

OOH look who's peed off.