Good Morning to you oh Absent one. It's about time you showed up.
Go to the the thread in the political section titled "
US Army's Recruitment Techniques targeting children" 
and jump into the fight with Fred and The Colonel.
Colonel is calling Eisenhower nothing more than a clerk, an idiot, and a crap president. I'm sure he's doing that to get Fred's goat but it sure feels wrong to read such words. You'll find the entire thread amusing. Check it out.
Glad to see you back. XXXXXXXXXXXOOOO, Zia