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Postby Big Ben on Wed May 07, 2008 10:41 pm

ZiaAries wrote:Oh silly me. Sometimes I jest don't get the joke. :oops:

You might as well spank me. :booty:


Did the teacher who spanked you participate in this poll? :shock: :lol:

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/289348/results

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Postby ZiaAries on Wed May 07, 2008 10:44 pm

I still don't see that you married me. You bought me dinner but no "I Do's". If you did, when are you gonna perform your marital duties? Don't be shy.
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Postby Big Ben on Wed May 07, 2008 11:40 pm

I still thought we got married, but it all happened so fast. Since we already have two cyber kids, we should make sure they are legit.

Zia, will you marry me? :wub:

http://www.geocities.com/heartland/meadows/5207/wedding.html

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Postby ZiaAries on Wed May 07, 2008 11:56 pm

:rotflmao:


Oh my. There is even cyber divorce available too. Can I at least know more about you before I say yes? I sorta want to say yes but.... I will lend toward caution for now. :wink:

1. Are you single? I mean I don't go for polygamy or sharing.

2. Which side of the pond do you live on?

3. What do you look like?

4. That's all for now. :wub:

As for me.... just think Cher with her war-paint and headdress on. We can have our honeymoon in my tee-pee.

wait...
5. How old are you?


*waiting
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Postby Big Ben on Thu May 08, 2008 12:05 am

1. Yes, I am single.
2. I live on the side of the "good guys" :wink:
3. See avatar :twisted:
4. I wub you. :wub:
5. I'm older than you. :wink:

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Postby ZiaAries on Thu May 08, 2008 12:13 am

I :wub: you too.

How much 'older' is older?

Can we invite our FF friends to our cyber wedding?
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Postby Big Ben on Thu May 08, 2008 1:30 am

I think the church that I linked to will allow us to send wedding announcements to our ff friends. I suspect they can't participate though. There may be other, more elaborate services that allow for more interaction, but I suspect they may be more complicated to set up.

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Postby ZiaAries on Thu May 08, 2008 1:39 am

Well, hmmmmmmm :think: I'm still thinking. Can I canoe across the Atlantic for the honeymoon? Will you take me to see the crown jewels? (can't wait for that reply) May we invite the Queen... and the FF queens as well. :lol:
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Postby Big Ben on Thu May 08, 2008 1:55 am

I recommend planes over canoes. We can invite anyone, as long as they aren't a radical liberal :lol: And of course you can see and touch the crown jewels :twisted:

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Postby ZiaAries on Thu May 08, 2008 5:56 am

Big Ben wrote:I recommend planes over canoes. We can invite anyone, as long as they aren't a radical liberal :lol: And of course you can see and touch the crown jewels :twisted:


He's not radical but he's my favorite Democrat (lib), that is the former President Jimmy Carter. He is the epitome of a man, a gentleman, a wise man. I love him. You need to know this about me before we marry.
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Postby ZiaAries on Thu May 08, 2008 6:01 am

ZiaAries wrote:
Big Ben wrote:I recommend planes over canoes. We can invite anyone, as long as they aren't a radical liberal :lol: And of course you can see and touch the crown jewels :twisted:


He's not radical but he's my favorite Democrat (lib), that is the former President Jimmy Carter. He is the epitome of a man, a gentleman, a wise man. I love him. You need to know this about me before we marry.


PS If you (dare) speak negative of President Jimmy Carter.... :no: the answer is
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Postby Big Ben on Thu May 08, 2008 12:53 pm

:shock:

You would let Jimmy Carter come between us?

Would pointing out facts be speaking negatively about the man?

Jimmy Carter, eh? That was a looong time ago.

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Postby ZiaAries on Thu May 08, 2008 1:25 pm

Big Ben wrote::shock:

You would let Jimmy Carter come between us?

Would pointing out facts be speaking negatively about the man?

Jimmy Carter, eh? That was a looong time ago.


No long time ago. Time is now and I honor this man. I reveal my skeletons.

Never ever speak unkindly of Jimmy Carter. :no:

I hope you still :wub: me.

What about those crown jewels? Can I see them before the honeymoon? Her Majesty's jewels that is. :roll:
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Postby azraelle on Thu May 08, 2008 2:06 pm

Jimmy Carter should have stuck with what he was good at--like peanut farming, and Habitat For Humanity, and left being President to the big boys. :D
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Postby ZiaAries on Thu May 08, 2008 6:14 pm

Arzaelle, you are being very mean here. Jimmy Carter was and is one of the finest men on planet earth. We should have more men like him.


Now, please sir..... Do NOT speak unkindly of Mr Carter in my 'hello' thread.

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PS it is not beneath me to put a hex on YOU!!!!! :twisted:
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