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Postby jinjin on Sat May 10, 2008 12:40 am

Hello Zia :wave:

Hope you are doing well. Have a great weekend.
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Postby azraelle on Sat May 10, 2008 3:23 am

Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.
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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:24 am

ZiaAries wrote:
Mr A wrote:and are you a dominatrix Zia? :)
stop spanking me and shaking you ass at me all the time :nanana:
:wink:

I would like to be a dominatrix. I'd spank you and Ben... AND at the same time. :P


:nanana: :booty:

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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:26 am

azraelle wrote:Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.


You mean Jimmy "Double-Digit Inflation" Carter? :lol:

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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:27 am

Mr A wrote:
ZiaAries wrote:I'm dirt poor. :cry:

LIES ben, the lot of it :lol:


I know, Mr. A! :wink:

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Postby ZiaAries on Sat May 10, 2008 3:29 am

azraelle wrote:Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.

:no:

I didn't give you permission to speak. :whip:





Ben :spank:

Az :spank:

Mr A :spank:
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Postby ZiaAries on Sat May 10, 2008 3:30 am

Big Ben wrote:
azraelle wrote:Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.


You mean Jimmy "Double-Digit Inflation" Carter? :lol:


For that.... no spanking for you. :no:
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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:42 am

ZiaAries wrote:
azraelle wrote:
ZiaAries wrote:Regarding the above.... that is sex with me no less than 14 times a week. :roll:

14 times a week???
:yikes:


Was that not enough? :?

Ben, A boat load of conditions? What an evil woman I am. The babies are still without a daddy to claim them. And for your info, I am so poor that I can't even pay attention. :lol:


Ben, Jr. is living with me.

Don't try to pin this on me :hand: No, no, no :no:

I offered to marry you. If you don't say yes, then YOU are the one who is denying Ben, Jr. his mother and preventing Zia, Jr. from growing up with her father.

So for the sake of the kids and in the spirit of reconciliation:

Sex at least 14 times a week? Sure, let's get started :banana: But....remember, it is a two-way agreement. We will have lots of kids. When you are tired after taking care of eight kids all day, you will still have to have the energy to have sex at least 14 times a week :P

You've been to London at least 12 times, so I know you are RICH! So you can afford to hire a full-time housekeeper and full-time personal gourmet chef for us, from your huge stash of cash. Then, and only then, are you relieved from doing housework and cooking.

:rotflmao:

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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:45 am

ZiaAries wrote:
Big Ben wrote:
azraelle wrote:Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.


You mean Jimmy "Double-Digit Inflation" Carter? :lol:


For that.... no spanking for you. :no:


Wow, that proves you really are a dominatrix! :rotflmao:

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Postby ZiaAries on Sat May 10, 2008 3:47 am

Don't forget the nannies. I will need the help.

I don't mind birthing mo babies for you. Looks like we are in agreement so, lets tie the knot and put that heavy ball and chain on you. Oh.... one more thing, you think about cheating, you think Lorena. Okay sweetheart? :P

My answer is YES Ben. I'zz wub you too.
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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:53 am

ZiaAries wrote:Don't forget the nannies. I will need the help.

I don't mind birthing mo babies for you. Looks like we are in agreement so, lets tie the knot and put that heavy ball and chain on you. Oh.... one more thing, you think about cheating, you think Lorena. Okay sweetheart? :P

My answer is YES Ben. I'zz wub you too.


Yay! Drinks on the house everybody! :gourpwave: :beer: :drunk: :puke: :party:

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Postby Big Ben on Sat May 10, 2008 3:55 am

And of course,

:happylove: :bighug: :tounge: :banana:

(13 more times to go this week) :wink:

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Postby Who? on Sat May 10, 2008 7:21 pm

Hello Zia, the Wise but NAUGHTY one!

Have a great week - or else!
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Postby Lucylastic on Sat May 10, 2008 10:49 pm

ZiaAries wrote:
Lucy, I'm glad you are out in the sun. Girl your skin in the avatar is too white. :wink:


It's only a base coat Ziz. :D
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Postby Joyofsox on Sat May 10, 2008 11:22 pm

Zia I see you are on the prowl again. 8)

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