Incessantly 'nag' the previous poster!

[ILWL]

What it says!

[Who?]

What are you doing down here starting new threads? You should be up there in 'member's chit chat' taking care of some of the existing posts, not starting new ones.... Have you brushed your hair this morning? It looks a mess... and straighten your collar...

[ILWL]

Not a bad effort there....

What are you up to posting on these meaningless threads when there is washing up to do. Remember we had a chat and it was 'agreed' that you would do it!

How was that for you?

[Who?]

That felt good

Anyway, what were you up to last night? You didn't get back until after 1 o'clock and you said you'd be no later than 12! Then you make a right bloody racket tripping over the dog and slamming the fridge door. You missed the toilet again as well didn't you! Piss all over the floor... I slipped in it and banged my head on the sink because of that! You've been seeing that hussy again haven't you!? Coming in here stinking of cheap perfume and meths... you're a bloody disgrace! When you get home I want that room of yours all tidied up - like I told you to do last week....

[ILWL]

Oh god your good

I once slipped on my sick whilst running for the toilet.

That garden is not going to do itself you know! You have been talking about doing it for years now and still it doesn't get fixed. If that isn't bad enough - you have left your socks loose in your draw. I told you to pair them which is fair enough seeing that I do EVERYTHING!!