by Who? on Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:05 pm
I get my wallet and wave my credit card under her nose. Sometimes cash will do the trick - but it has to be a lot these days (must be paper) That will get her going most of the time.
If all else fails I sellotape a photo of Brad Pitt to the top of my head and charge towards her, head down, like a bull. The mixture of the adrenaline and a movie heart-throb is guaranteed to work, unless the painters are in.
...just looking up at the stars...