MEAN HOROSCOPES

[Guest]

sh*** face think that capricorn are important and turn and call Christ as some kind of bloke,.
the idot sh-*** face can make her/his mind why do you thought him history and you think that is funny!!!
Both you are an as*******

smells like sh*** face as*** cap woman. hehehehe!!! bro for get the how idot bitch let look bright side, her stupity makes me

[DeezNuttz]

I don't get it...
Am I the only one that sees the humor in this???
You people are retarded...

[33 yr old cap woman]

Serious! I agree with DeezNuttz! What is up with these whining b*tch a** foriegn mo fo's, didn't yo Momma breast feed any of you for long enough. No wonder us capricorns don't get on with you, you're all weak, can't talke it when a strong woman knows that she doesn't want your snivelling, sh*tty draws any more. Get over yourselves.

[Gemini Here!]

Capicorn's do not know how to use Spell Check! :roll:

[Gilgalad]

It's all fun. Don't take it to heart.


Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.

I am Saggitarius. What you call "reckless" we call it "enthusiastic". What you believe "no talent", we call it "optimistic". And what you call "drunks", we are only "too optimistic and enthusiastic", plus "music on the back ground" and "nice wine and companies".

"Worthless piece of crap"? We understand it under "post modern art".

[Guest]

Do you know anything about Christianity??? Jesus Christ was NOT born on Dec 25th-- it is merely the day they CELEBRATE his birth. The actual DATE of his birth is UNKNOWN by ANYONE... and they merely Celebrate it on Dec 25th because they do not know what other date to Celebrate. "Some scholars note that Luke's descriptions of shepherds' activities at the time of Jesus' birth suggest a spring or summer date."

get your facts straight before you just assume s***!

On another note-- I think this is Funny-- and thank you for it!!!

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

I agree!

Cant think of many important Capricorns, there was some bloke called Jesus Christ dob 25th dec 0AD, you probably never heard of him.

Elvis Presley, nah, dunno who he is, but im told he's Capricorn too

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Jesus Christ was born in May. December 25th is the symbolic birth - taken from the Pagan celebration.

At the time of Jesus' birth, the bible references a particular flower which only blooms in May.

He is Taurean.

Horns of God, etc. Look it up if you are truly interested?

[IVORY~]

wow, it has been years since I last post. I really feel sorry for the rest who doesnt see the humor in all these.

[Confused Chick]

The ironic thing about having Jesus' birthday on the 25th is that capricorn is a goat, the sign of pagan sacrifice (not lamb, which was a sign of pure sacrifice).
And in Tarot, capricorn is the sign of the devil.

The vatican probably should have done their medieval homework before taking over a Jewish feast day

[Sassy Pants]

Well, I think it is absolutely hilarious. Libra is my zodiac sign and there's nothing worse than being called a lady and all that... but the fun lies in the fact that it is absolutely ridiculous and I think people need to lighten up. You gotta admit that its outright mind bogglingly funny.