Men sit to pee

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Postby Guest on Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:18 pm

Mac wrote:
Proud Woman wrote:
Harry wrote:Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, ...
It takes a real man to not be afraid to sit out of courtesy for the woman who has to clean the bathroom.
Proud Woman,

You have a good point there. Any man who thinks that it is ok to splash pee over everywhere has to be a real pig. My wife insisted that I sit at home, so I did it to please her. I have now done it full time for several years and will never go back to standing.



hahahaha what a loser-way....
you let your wife sissify you? thats shamefull.
no REAL man would lett his wife or any other man dictate that he should sit while going to the toilet.
(but offcourse to not pee all over the place is a given rule).
but to sit to do such stuff? give me a break. that is waaaaay over the top of femenizing you.

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Postby mr bond on Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:37 pm

seems proud woman may be just a wee bit jealous that men have something to aim with when we pee allowing us to do it standing and she don't so she has to sit and so she would like to see all men become women and have us sit also. whats next proud woman? men in high heels and silk stockings at tupperware parties? :roll:

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Postby ali_mon_x on Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:07 pm

Is it really a woman's business what a man does behind a bathroom door? Personally I don't give a flying :o ...

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Postby piddling pete on Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:37 am

Proud Woman wrote:...for the woman who has to clean the bathroom.
The only bit of sense Proud Woman has contributed!

Man's best friend stands to pee, proudly and with considerable enthusiasm. Bitches squat.

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Postby urinator on Sun Oct 24, 2004 10:23 pm

personally, i've sat down to pee all my life except when urinals are available. It's just easier and less of a mess.

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Postby lil*minx on Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:42 pm

My bf sits when he pees but that is actually kind of weird for me. I had never seen or heard of a man not standing until I met him. He says that he started doing it because his ex-wife complained about cleaning up after him. My solution would have been for him to take some tissue and wipe the seat before he flushed. He, however chose to sit instead.

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Re: Men sit to pee

Postby scooter on Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:50 pm

Simple solution to this problem: Install urinals! When urinals are unavailable be considerate: Aim well, be in close proximity to the target (this is a short range tactical, not long range strategic mission), if your aim is off cleanup after yourself (take a bit of TP and wipe the rim). If you're piss face drunk and can't stand or aim than sit.
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Postby Guest on Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:44 pm

It is thought that men only made women sit/squat to exert their authority many years ago, so they could pee higher and further. But we females can pee harder, higher and more and standing with a bit of practise (then men sometimes need aiming practise now!) so its about time the roles were reversed.

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Re: Men sit to pee

Postby Mac on Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:54 pm

scooter wrote:Simple solution to this problem: Install urinals! When urinals are unavailable be considerate:
Urinals are totally disgusting and should never have been invented. If you had a penis for peeing would you like to stand at a urinal and pull it out in front of everybody?
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Re: Men sit to pee

Postby MandyUK on Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:07 pm

. wrote:men have lived perfectly well by peeing standing up, and will so for the long future also;)
it works almost always flawlently.


Flaw-what!?-ly???

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Postby Mac on Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:41 pm

coco*pop wrote:My bf sits when he pees but that is actually kind of weird for me.

Dear Coco,

Why do you find that to be weird? What is wrong with a guy who chooses to sit when he pees?

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Postby bugrit on Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:33 pm

Mac wrote:
coco*pop wrote:My bf sits when he pees but that is actually kind of weird for me.

Dear Coco,

Why do you find that to be weird? What is wrong with a guy who chooses to sit when he pees?
It's because the vast majority of males of coco*pop's acquaintance wear trousers with flies, Mac. They all find it easier to unzip and pee standing, as if you didn't know, you rascal! :lol:
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Postby guest on Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:23 am

I do not see what the argument is all about.

I choose to sit at home (it does not matter in public loos - they get cleaned irrespective of what one does).

I have consideration for my Partner who cleans the loo (her choice - before you go off at a tangent).

Also it gives one a little time to contemplate what one will do next. I might be thinking what I shall cook for tea - assuming I have just arrived home from work - I might just browse one of the magazines we keep in the loo.

I am pleased to see that so many men do this - I thought I was in a minority, but it seems that there is quite a movement (no pun intended) out there.

Should we now be asking - why do women not stand, a little practise and I am sure they could perfect it!!!

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Postby man on Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:35 pm

wad?!?!?! a proper man with a penis sitting down to piss is a little strange...i tried sitting down to piss before...but there was a problem. sometimes i just have a full bladder and the pressure of the piss is too strong, some piss might rebounce, splatter out, and sometimes it flew through the gap betwenn the toilet seat and the toilet bowl! :? ewww! so how? maybe a special kind of toilet bowl should be created!

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Postby Guest on Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:21 pm

To pee one must unzip, but to get naked to pee is embarressing. I read this posts and man laugh when I test. Is not natural to sit crouch against wall and naked with man's toilet.

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