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Postby Mac on Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:49 pm

. wrote:To pee one must unzip, but to get naked to pee is embarressing. I read this posts and man laugh when I test. Is not natural to sit crouch against wall and naked with man's toilet.
When in a closed stall, who will notice? What do you do when you take a crap?

I have sat to pee full time for so long (over 7 years) that I find it natural to do so and would feel very uncomfortable if I were to stand. When I recently had a uroflow test, I even told the girl nurses that I preferred to set and they didn't think that it was strange.

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Postby Guest on Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:14 pm

Mac wrote:
. wrote:To pee one must unzip, but to get naked to pee is embarressing. I read this posts and man laugh when I test. Is not natural to sit crouch against wall and naked with man's toilet.
When in a closed stall, who will notice? What do you do when you take a crap?

I have sat to pee full time for so long (over 7 years) that I find it natural to do so and would feel very uncomfortable if I were to stand. When I recently had a uroflow test, I even told the girl nurses that I preferred to set and they didn't think that it was strange.


A crap. No it will not fit down that hole.

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men peeing while sitting

Postby queenann on Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:57 am

I really don't understand that so few man have discovered that it is better to pee while sitting. I only have done it for a few years and can hardly imagine something different now. Urinals are disgusting and you get always your trousers wet. And aiming into the toilet bowl goes always wrong a little. Parents should teach their boys to sit and not to stand whenever possible.

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Re: men peeing while sitting

Postby Mac on Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:34 pm

queenann wrote:I really don't understand that so few man have discovered that it is better to pee while sitting. ... Parents should teach their boys to sit and not to stand whenever possible.
Yes, that should be the standard. Boys are first taught to pee sitting but are taught different later. I wish that I had realized the advantages of sitting earlier.

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Postby Guest on Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:34 pm

If I try to pee sitting the last couple of cm slosh around in the bowl. I think the moral is that you need a small pecker to sit while peeing. Mens rights! Flip the seat up men!

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Postby grossed out on Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:30 pm

I must say I never knew a man to urinate seated until last week. Let me tell you I was completely turned off! I wish I had never seen that. It was a man I had been dating for a few months. One evening, he went to use the bathroom ...aand left the door open... it was there that I saw this site. I could not believe my eyes! It grossed me out beyond belief! It looked completely unmasculine!! Right at that moment I had lost ALL interest in this man! I know this sounds shallow but I can't even bring myself to lay next to him without that image of him in my head.

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men should pee standing

Postby Himond on Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:41 pm

I believe that the only advantage of a man is the ability to pee standing. That is the only thing except our strength and muscles that we have over females. So all men must always pee standing up.

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sit down and shut up

Postby Guest on Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:09 pm

Guys: If you stand your urine will spray on the outside of the pan as well as on the lip. Putting carpet down to absorb the spray may camouflage the appearance but will emphasise the stench of stale urine. So far as your penis touching the bowl how do you cope when you sit to empty your bowels?

To the woman who was turned off by seeing her bf sitting to urinate, what's your problem? He has to sit to defacate. Doesn't he have a choice?

Good relationships are built on respect and acceptance, so, guys, respect the people whose job it is to clean up your mess, and sit down every time.

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Postby rebecca123 on Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:06 pm

In a sad world obsessed by cleanliness (disposable toilet brush cleaning systems, moist toilet paper, disposable toilet seat covers) I'm surprised no one has 'developed' (marketing speak for 'is flogging') expensive masculine hygiene wipes so that men can wipe the seat if they sprinkle when they tinkle!!

Even as a woman who tired of wiping up male wee wee spillages in her, now, fragrant toilet, I still say that men should stand up and enjoy weeing while they can. . .

It won't be long before weeing 'full stop' becomes socially unacceptable, possibly for some newly dreamt up and paranoia fuelled hygiene reason and we'll all walk about with Tena type pads in our pants - probably sporting the same logo as our mobile communication system that will be imbedded in our heads . . .

How depressing!!

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Postby Obvious on Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:45 am

Evolution has taught us that, when men stand to pee they are really scent marking the ground around them. Thus if they happen to waver with their aim it's
a) Natural to do so &
b) Obviously a turn on for any female wandering by

So that's why we do it then ...

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool ...

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Postby Mac on Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:42 am

grossed out wrote:I must say I never knew a man to urinate seated until last week. Let me tell you I was completely turned off! ... Right at that moment I had lost ALL interest in this man! I know this sounds shallow but I can't even bring myself to lay next to him without that image of him in my head.
You should have praised him for being man enough to sit and not splash urine all around for you to clean up.

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Postby newcastlesteve23 on Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:17 pm

Lol @ this thread :D

Guess I'm rare in that I'm accurate lol ... lift seat, point and shoot *tries to destroy those floating toilet air freshener cubes* - check for any dribbles and wipe as necessary, put seat down again.

Dont like sitting to pee - c*** hits the bowl sometimes *shudder*

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Postby gopherit on Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:54 pm

Well, my coment on this topic is each to his own. I must admit that I thought that only men with small penises sat down to pee but it would seem that I am wrong.

Sit or stand the following is well worthy of note:

If you neglect to shake your peg
The last drops will go down your leg
Gopherit NOW!!!

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radar

Postby anonymous26 on Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:07 am

hey, but guys have something girls cant do. we have RADAR...think about it...its a dark night, cant find the light switch, okay, u found it, the light bulb blew out...u gotta piss so bad, just let it rip, and wait until u hear water splashing.... :D

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Postby Guest on Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:04 am

If you stand up,you gotta clean the toilet,too.You know how piss smells.

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