Men sit to pee

[gazbrooks2002]

I sit down to pee at home,its just more comfortable-especially at night when you dont want to turn on the light.do it standing up in pubs though!

[55 chevy]

to everyones delight i see in america now some hotels that have a seat that you need to put down to sit,and after your done the seat comes up on its own.so guys are happy and women are happy.lets make it that every business has them and maybe some day you can get them for your own place
great ideal

[donny508]

all man and boys should pee sitting down. i'm a man and i always sit to pee

[LynneJ]

My partner always sits down to pee. Since his operation his penis is too small to allow him to stand up.

[Ed1973]

i always sit to pee, gives me a rest and time to think about the world and its problems. problem is my dick always hits the cold water...Brrrrrr

[Mac]

My partner always sits down to pee. Since his operation his penis is too small to allow him to stand up.

What type of operation did he have and why?

[I will never sit when i urinate]

when i urinate I stand up and to all the people saying you must sit to pee or you will make a mess should instead say that if you do make one to be sure to clean up after yourself. If some of you are mad that your husbands or boyfriends make messes, instead of cleaning it up yourself, tell them to clean it up. I mean if they can't clean up after themselves, are they even worth having? Anyways, I'm pretty sure 99 percent of you out there that sit has also made a mess by peeing all over the area of the toilet you sit, probably resulting in urine running down the toilet bowl onto the floor.

[Kinky_Boi]

If I'm feeling tired I'l probably sit down, otherwise I'l stand like I said to my missus when she complained about drops, "youv had much worse than that on your ass and in your mouth"

[H. Franklin Layne]

The purpose of the toilet is of necessity, not necessarily a recreational device. However, it does offer a temporary sanctuary. If you're in the loo, taking care of business, not many interfere. So, if the boss is nagging, or the missus, or the kids, take a trip to the crapper and have a seat. It may be the best 5 minutes of peace you get in a day, even if all you have to do is pee! I remember one time, my boss was being a complete ass, taking out family problems on his employees. In the middle of a staff meeting, he went into meltdown mode, I poitely excused myself, saying it was rather urgent, and went to the toilet. After 5 minutes, one of his minions entered, wondering what was taking so long, I already had taken the piss, but the timing on this gaseous emission was perfect! I told the guy I was passing some bad mexican food. I was left alone!

[azraelle]

This thread reminds me of a book, which is available as a free PDF download, and is rather good--read the first 37 pages last night. Rather than repeat my post in Funny Book Titles, I'll just link to that post---LINK

Oh, the title?

How To Market Your Crap When The Economy Is In THe Toilet

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[Glas]

Sometimes in the early hours of the day, when I have to get up for work, I can't help but sit down to pee. Gives me time to dwell and relax

[Guest]

I pee straight so dont have a problem, I also wipe instead of shake..

Wind me up when women complain about leaving the toilet seat up.... Whats the matter are the too lazy to put the seat down? we have to put the seat up in the first place

[guest]

I would still stand to pee if I could... but alas I had my manhood modified and now have to sit down cuz i can no longer pee through a doughnut from 40 feet, It almost kinda dribbles out

[tidho]

I never sit down anywhere but home unless its absolutely necessary. At home its more about convenience I'd have to undo a belt and retuck in my shirt after then its not worth sitting down for.