Men sit to pee

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Re: radar

Postby Mac on Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:08 am

anonymous26 wrote:hey, ... we have RADAR...think about it...its a dark night, cant find the light switch, ... just let it rip, and wait until u hear water splashing.... :D
By the time you hear the splash you have pissed all over everywhere. :twisted:

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Postby Guest on Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:26 am

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Mac wrote:
Proud Woman wrote:
Harry wrote:Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, ...
It takes a real man to not be afraid to sit out of courtesy for the woman who has to clean the bathroom.
Proud Woman,

You have a good point there. Any man who thinks that it is ok to splash pee over everywhere has to be a real pig. My wife insisted that I sit at home, so I did it to please her. I have now done it full time for several years and will never go back to standing.



hahahaha what a loser-way....
you let your wife sissify you? thats shamefull.
no REAL man would lett his wife or any other man dictate that he should sit while going to the toilet.
(but offcourse to not pee all over the place is a given rule).
but to sit to do such stuff? give me a break. that is waaaaay over the top of femenizing you.



Feminising ? It's a matter of having to clean up less,you moron.
How can you misunderstand common sense for feminising a man ?
The idiocy escapes me.

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Postby Guest on Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:14 am

Over time I started liking sitting down to pee. The problem is I have to be careful my wang doesn't touch the enside of the toilet bowl or water. I usually bridge it upward a bit witha finger under it to make sure. Long penises do have a disadvantage at times, though the good certainly outweighs the bad.

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Postby Guest on Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:36 am

Men with long dicks should use the toilet standing so you won't have to clean it so often. How long is it anyway?

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Re: men peeing standing up

Postby Mac on Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:45 pm

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Re: men peeing standing up

Postby Proud Woman on Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:02 pm

silverjax wrote: .... I asked him if he peed sitting down..., when his reply was yes, i nearly fainted right there and then. ... It was a complete turn off and needless to say i am no longer seeing him...i couldnt have been any more turned off
Girl, you are rather opinionated and biased. What if you wanted to try peeing standing up and your guy dropped you because he found it to be a turn-off? Some girls claim to do that but I would think it would be more appropriate for a man to sit.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:44 pm

. wrote:If I try to pee sitting the last couple of cm slosh around in the bowl. I think the moral is that you need a small pecker to sit while peeing. Mens rights! Flip the seat up men!
Especially when you use the women's public toilets! How else would there be piss all over the seat? Better yet, sit when in the women's restroom.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:04 pm

How women toilet get so dirty? I pee on toilet to clean off, but still sticky. Ask me this? I try sit to pee, but manager laugh I do in mans room. He says I unnatural to sit in mans toilet. Hard to sit on walls. Women sit to pee? I like to watch that.

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Postby Mac on Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:05 pm

. wrote:
. wrote:If I try to pee sitting the last couple of cm slosh around in the bowl. I think the moral is that you need a small pecker to sit while peeing. Mens rights! Flip the seat up men!
Especially when you use the women's public toilets! How else would there be piss all over the seat? Better yet, sit when in the women's restroom.
My wife has told me about that and I always wondered how it was possible in the women's toilet. I thought that it was not possible for men to be in there, let alone to be so obvious as to stand.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:36 pm

Mac wrote:My wife has told me about that and I always wondered how it was possible in the women's toilet. I thought that it was not possible for men to be in there, let alone to be so obvious as to stand.


They are afraid the toilet is dirty, so they squat over it and let go. I've heard from cleaning people that women's loos are always more disgusting than the men's.

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Postby Mac on Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:03 pm

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Mac wrote:My wife has told me about that and I always wondered how it was possible in the women's toilet.

They are afraid the toilet is dirty, so they squat over it and let go. I've heard from cleaning people that women's loos are always more disgusting than the men's.

Why can't they cover the seat and sit or wipe it off after they finish? They are probably the same women who complain about their men either leaving the seat up or leaving it doen and peeing on it.

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Postby Sister Cadfael on Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:10 pm

There is such a lot of bollocks being talked on this subject. The idea that a man sitting down is less hygenic than a man spraying his piss standing up is ludicrous. If you stand guys, even with the seat up, your piss gets everywhere anyway. Piss, as it comes out of the body (male or female) is sterile. You could drink the stuff with no ill effects. Once it gets splashed about it attracts germs and that is where the problem comes in.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:17 pm

"Once it gets splashed about it attracts germs and that is where the problem comes in."

Yes, the splash. It all comes back to the splash. Women just don't understand the splash. Jealous, the lot, if you ask me. :wink:

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Postby Trojan Horse on Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:42 pm

No guest, we are not jealous just pissed off!

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Ladies' los

Postby Guest on Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:01 am

My experience of using the ladies' loos is that they are always cleaner, brighter and much better smelling than the gents' loos where guys tend not to flush the toilet, latrine or urinal after use so there's a stench of stale urine. Maybe if men sat to urinate they may be more willing to flush, out of habit if nothing else.

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