Men sit to pee

[Guest]

Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, [\quote]

Then why do you do Number two sitting down??

[Miss_Zenobia]

Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet! "Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one who also never asks for directions. Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"

the only one i seeing here having problem.... is YOU;)

ya .. i agree... this whole Moms against thing is just BS! What, the drunk driving cause (moms against drunk driving MADD) lost heat and so they needed some new slaughter cow?

[MaxtheGaul]

Thanks Midge. This is such utter rubbish. Men are meant to pee standing up, [\quote]

Then why do you do Number two sitting down??

So Guest maybe I can help you.

Firstly I assume you are a woman because no normal man would ask the question.

If you kiss a guy do you always lie down? No! You probably do quite a lot standing up. If I told you that every time you kissed someone you should lie down you would tell me to piss off. So don't try to connect two completely different things. Piss is clean sterile stuff, S*** is not. They should be treated differently (the only reason women sit when they pee is because they can't think of how to do it standing up).

[mostirreverent]

I’ve seen that site before. If would be utterly hilarious if they weren’t serious. The only times to sit are in the morning, you can force the old man down, and a sleepy drunken 3 in the morning piss.

That said, I don’t understand why a guy will piss with the seat up. He has to sit on that seat too in addition to his loved ones. It is really disgusting. And if you put up the seat, piss + water can cause spray on the boll. Wipe it up for Christ’s sake! I’m glad I’m not a woman, so many men are such F****** degenerates. I would beat the S*** out of a guy that did that in my house.

Try the leaf pile in the back yard, that is were god intended for us to bee. You can do it while holding a beer and smoking a cigar.

[mostirreverent]

My bf sits when he pees but that is actually kind of weird for me. I had never seen or heard of a man not standing until I met him. He says that he started doing it because his ex-wife complained about cleaning up after him. My solution would have been for him to take some tissue and wipe the seat before he flushed. He, however chose to sit instead.

dab your dick before doing the wipe, keeps the drops out of you undies.

[Kilt]

Yes I sit to pee alot, but not because my wife has dictated me to do so, mostly becasue I am just a little too damn lazy to stand and aim, I bought a toilet seat for my toilet, and I beleave that I should not only have to get use from it half the time I use the bathroom, I ENJOY MY NICE COMFORTABLE TIOLET SEAT. Also sitting to pee comes in very very handy when your two sheets to the wind from drinking all night, but all in all, it just comes down to me BEING TOO DAMN LAZY!

[Mac]

Yes I sit to pee alot, ... but all in all, it just comes down to me BEING TOO DAMN LAZY!

I would rather refer to it as being more comfortable and convenient. Also, you would look rather rediculous lifting your kilt up at a urinal.

[guest8888]

Look, You are obvioucly not a man, or at least very low of testosterone or virility.
It's not only lazy to sit an pee, but it's not masculine. I can only see doing that if you are a little in the head, an old man, encontinent, sick with th flu and can't stand, and maybe.. that's maybe... too drunk to aim or stand for that matter.
A real man has enough to grab, is smart enough to not put it in the urinal and get it dirty, is not afraid to hang it out and aim (because someone might see his little Pee-Pee- Wee- Wee).
And a real man is adult enough to wipe the seat if he's a little off aim.
The only thing that a little boy should be learning about the seat is how to put it down and not to sit on it like a little girl.
Other than that he should be proud of the day that he graduates to the ability of being able to stand and pee like a man.
Trees everywhere should tremble, and dogs should run, fisherman should rejoice, and that's why there are urinals in Men's Restrooms!
Amen!

[guest8888]

I think most of You that sit to Pee, are either Too small and don't
want anyone to find out, you're just too damn lazy, or just too damn feminine with way too much Estrogen and Prgesterone.
Sportsmen stand and pee. Hunters stand and pee. Athletes stand and pee.
Body builders stand and pee. Military men stand and pee. Construction men stand and pee verywhere, toilet or not. Hell Dogs would stand and pee if they could. It's about having a piar between your legs and realizing it. What Indian tribe are you from? The "Chief Squat-ta-Pee?" and you go sit in your little "Tee-Pee?" to go "Pee-Pee?" And I'm not sure if yours are hanging or not, but if I sit to pee, it seems that things get in the way and it's quite likely to get pissed under the seat and out the front of the toilet. So you must have to hold it down like alittle boy, which is much less sanitary than standing. that is unless you don't have much there, and then I could see how sitting would be of more comfort to you then.
But again as a man I wouldn't be announcing that abroad then.
To sum it up, It's a shake and a whip and that's man hood!

[Mac]

Look, You are obvioucly not a man, or at least very low of testosterone or virility. It's not only lazy to sit an pee, but it's not masculine. I can only see doing that if you are a little in the head, an old man, encontinent, sick with th flu and can't stand, and maybe.. that's maybe... too drunk to aim or stand for that matter. .... Trees everywhere should tremble, and dogs should run, fisherman should rejoice, and that's why there are urinals in Men's Restrooms! Amen!

I think most of You that sit to Pee, are either Too small and don't want anyone to find out, you're just too damn lazy, or just too damn feminine with way too much Estrogen and Prgesterone. Sportsmen stand and pee. Hunters stand and pee. Athletes stand and pee. Body builders stand and pee. Military men stand and pee. Construction men stand and pee verywhere, toilet or not. Hell Dogs would stand and pee if they could. .... that is unless you don't have much there, and then I could see how sitting would be of more comfort to you then. But again as a man I wouldn't be announcing that abroad then. To sum it up, It's a shake and a whip and that's man hood!

Attitudes like this is just another reason why women say "Men are A** holes!!" I used to think that standing was great but not anymore.

The Restroom.Org Website http://www.restrooms.org/ claims that women can stand to pee (even without any assisting device) and even offers assisting devices, but do you hear of many women doing so even when hunting, fishing, in athletics, or in the military. If it was so great, you can be assured that the military would have the women standing.

[Kilt]

guest8888:
I have experience all the wonderful pleasure of standing to piss, all from piss wars to signing my name in the snow, and there are some of them things I still do toady at my age, BUT, the fact remains that this topic is about men who sit to pee, and yes although pissing standing is great, I will not deny the fact that at times I do sit to pee, and by the way, my C*** is 7 3/4" long and hangs just fine (when pissing I don't have to hold it to get it in the toilet). If the style of pissing is what makes a man to you, then I am sorry, but I feel you are the one with the sexual identity crisis.

[MaxtheGaul]

Kilt, the cloth has clearly got to you, as for folding your dick to fit it in the pot, if it is really the size you say then they must have specially built loos in scotland. I have to dangle mine over the front if I need a crap so what do I do to pee?

[Kilt]

Kilt, the cloth has clearly got to you, as for folding your dick to fit it in the pot, if it is really the size you say then they must have specially built loos in scotland. I have to dangle mine over the front if I need a crap so what do I do to pee?

MaxtheGaul:

Oh man...look..WOW...thats just to much info making a very bad image in my head.

OK!! first things first, look at your toilet seat, if is has a flowery cushion seat rip it from the porcelin and throw if out, then go to the nearest and biggest hardware store (here in the states its Home Depot) and look for a toilet seat with a wider rim or one with an enlongated open side, they are mostly not cushioned at all, I bought a real nice wooden one. while your at it go over to the furniture section and get yourself a little magazine rack and a cup holder, and if they have it a bathroom radio/cdplayer (they come in handy when you need those EXTRA minuts on the thrown), and you done, enjoy. With the wider rim or open side, you should not have that dangle problem anymore, unless your hung like a race horse (NO I REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW!!)

[Mac]

guest8888:If the style of pissing is what makes a man to you, then I am sorry, but I feel you are the one with the sexual identity crisis.

Very well stated! Maleness is not based on how one pees. Men who place their values there are not worth knowing. Women who make that a priority deserve what they get.

[Proud Woman]

The only thing that a little boy should be learning about the seat is how to put it down and not to sit on it like a little girl. Other than that he should be proud of the day that he graduates to the ability of being able to stand and pee like a man.

I don't ever want to meet a man like you.