Be nice to life, and life will be nice right back.

[marby]

Were you camping in bear infested forest? Have you no fear of grizzly bears?

[Fred75]

The next early morning, the big nice bear walked up to me, and sniffed my bum a couple times while I slept laying half out of the tent.

I woke, and opened my eyes, to find the bear's claws had punctured the plastic tarp, which I was laying on. The bear claw holes, in the tarp, were four inches from my face.
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Were you camping in bear infested forest? Have you no fear of grizzly bears?

Hey Cosmic!!!!
If you woke up in the woods next to a bear and your arse was all Vaselined and sore.... would you tell anybody?

[marby]

He and the bear had no contact

[cosmicB]

We did so have contact... She poked her nose right on my bum, twice, right where my bum-hole is located... I guess she liked the scent of roses...


If you mindless-monkeys ever got within 50-feet of a bear, there's a 95% chance it would run after you, and leap onto you from 20-feet away, clawing and scratching at your skin and flesh, ripping your frail bodies to little bite size blood-dripping tasty red meaty chunks...

Disclaimer! No Christian should ever try this approaching a wild animal in a forest.. Assholes walking up to wild animals are surely to be attacked, disembowled, and eaten alive.. therefore it is extremely advisable that all Christians should stay out of, and away from wilderness areas and forests, and should take Great Caution when meeting attack-birds and violent killer-squirrels and bunnies when near dangerous life-threatening green forests...

Christian! if a squirrel or small bird is near, you are in Grave Danger!.. Your gods won't protect you now.. because "god is nature", and nature needs to kill and eat live things to survive, like tasty meaty Christians...
Beware Christian, you are in grave danger, from all the life on this planet... Especially Bees!.. If you hear a bee's wings buzzing, that means she is about to jump on you, and sting you to death.. she hates you with a passion!.. Beware of fatal-bees, Christians, they are after you.. they are on the hunt for unwary Christians to sting, and sting, and sting, then feed to the larvas... If you hear a bee's wings flapping a low hum near you, Protect yourself at all cost... You are in Grave Danger... Remember this whenever you taste sugar or salt... "Salt-Bees".. & "Sugar-Bees".. & Grave-Danger Bees.. And Grave Danger Mosquitoes, who need to suck your Christian blood, and leave dangerous diseases in your skin...
If you are Christian, and you hear the whine of a bee or mosquito, Run for your Life Christian! or perish in hell...

[minigirl]

We did so have contact... She poked her nose right on my bum, twice, right where my bum-hole is located...

i wouldn't want to put my nose there.....

[Cambridge]

Yer...that is a little bit too much information, cos.

[marby]

[cosmicB]

Oh stop with the noses to my bum you three.. it tickles too much...

I can't see behind me that far.. Is this what they call "a gang bang"..?
Which one of you has that oh so long wicked tongue.. OOO Wee!...
Who am I to stop you..? Have yourselves a pardy, but no-biting you three...

[Cambridge]

Dude, I don’t know where I've ever seen someone who can sniff his own ass. Obviously it ain’t us, cos we’ve all objected to the odor of your stinkin’ bum since day one. You have a truly unusual talent, but I wouldn’t brag about it if I were you.

None of us have that wicked tongue. It is that hairy Scottish goat that is trying to mount you.

[cosmicB]

Ohh.. So that's what it was.. that explains it...
Then would you three internet bullies kindly refrain from touching my private butt with your scottish goat tongues...


You three never say anything intelligent.. All you ever post are insults and hate, and mindless thoughtless ridiculous opinions.. It seems you three don't have the capacity to do nor say anything human... All you do is try to hurt people's feelings... I hope you three aren't indicative of the average young human thee days... If you are, then it proves my theories about humanity devolving into apes... but it's happening a lot faster than I suspected...

Are any of you three capable of any honesty, dignity, love, and/or respect..?

Why are you three on the Internet?..

Are you three involved in crime?..

Do any of you three have stable families?..

Do you have homes?..

Have any of you three ever murdered humans?..

Have you three ever suspected that you may be possessed by a demon?..

Do you three believe you are insane?..

Do you three terrorize and torture fellow school-mates?..

Do you three play harmful pranks on others?..

Do you three like to make people hurt?..

Are you three Christians?.. Do you maintain the Sunday church tradition?..

When you die, what then happens to any of you three?..

Do any of you know why you love to share your hate so much?..

Do you three like to break things, and vandalize?..
Do you spray-paint cars, walls, buses, trains, bridges..?

Do you three enjoy killing little creatures, such as frogs, toads, insects, birds, cats..?

Do you three aggressively bully neighbor kids?..

Have one or both of your parents died?..

Are all of you the last born of large families?..

Do you three have any clue what you are sharing is childish hate and pain.. or is it that you 3 believe your wake is that of love..? Is this how you show your love for life?..

Is it that you three are long term childhood alcoholics..?

Did your mothers drink excessive booze while pregnant with you..?

Do you spend all your spare time playing computer interactive cartoons..?

Do you believe video game characters are reality..?

Can you say where your foods come from..?

Have any of you, or all of you ever spent time in prison..?

Have you three dropped out of school at 16, or less..?

Do you three terrorize the elderly residents in your neighborhoods..?

Do you three hang-out in malls a lot..?

Have any of your families been institutionalized in mental institutions..?

Are any of you three taking doctor prescribed anti-depressants on a regular basis..?

Do you three ingest cocaine at least one a week..?

Have you three ever sampled meth..?

Do any of you do meth daily..?

Do any of you have any grasp on any reality..?

Do you three believe that life lasts to 30, then there is no more..?

Do you believe that heaven and hell is reality..?

Did love let you down and hurt your feelings big, in your early days, so bad that now all you feel is a strong angry hate for anything hinting at love..?

Do any of you actually believe that you are devils inside..?

Do any of you three believe your output, in this forum, is beneficial to others..?

[minigirl]

well, i can't speak for the others, but...

Ohh.. So that's what it was.. that explains it...
Then would you three internet bullies kindly refrain from touching my private butt with your scottish goat tongues...

there's no way i'd touch your butt (whether it be private or public) with my tongue (which, as far as i am aware has no connection whatsoever with scottish goats).

You three never say anything intelligent.. All you ever post are insults and hate, and mindless thoughtless ridiculous opinions.. It seems you three don't have the capacity to do nor say anything human... All you do is try to hurt people's feelings... I hope you three aren't indicative of the average young human thee days...

i would venture to suggest that my posts, once you disregard those in the games and stupid zone areas, are more intelligent than yours. i am not setting out to hurt your feelings - i am just trying to point out the flaws in some of your arguments. and as for me being young - well, you don't know my age, do you?

it proves my theories about humanity devolving into apes... but it's happening a lot faster than I suspected...

i suppose that's a flash of inspiration that came to you when you looked in the bathroom mirror this morning.

Are any of you three capable of any honesty, dignity, love, and/or respect..?

of course.

Why are you three on the Internet?..

why are you on the internet?

Are you three involved in crime?..

no, are you?

Do any of you three have stable families?..

i'd like to think so

Do you have homes?..

yes, but you're not getting my address

Have any of you three ever murdered humans?..

no, but if you care to tell me where you live i might give it a go...

Have you three ever suspected that you may be possessed by a demon?..

no, nobody possesses me...

Do you three believe you are insane?..

i'm as sane as the next person (unless you're the next person, that is)

Do you three terrorize and torture fellow school-mates?..

er, i finished school quite some time ago

Do you three play harmful pranks on others?..

no, but harmless ones are another matter altogether

Do you three like to make people hurt?..

i can't quite follow this question, as it is grammatically incorrect

Are you three Christians?.. Do you maintain the Sunday church tradition?..

oh dear, i really should have gone today but i didn't - and it's easter too - must remember and check if there's a Mass on tomorrow....

Do any of you know why you love to share your hate so much?..

i love to share a lot of things...

When you die, what then happens to any of you three?..

if i'm a good girl i'll go to heaven...

Do you three like to break things, and vandalize?..

only if i'm in a bad mood.....

Do you spray-paint cars, walls, buses, trains, bridges..?

well, i wouldn't be much good at that - i just had a look and the only spray cans i have are of clear varnish...

Do you three enjoy killing little creatures, such as frogs, toads, insects, birds, cats..?

no, i believe in the sanctity of life (even yours)

Do you three aggressively bully neighbor kids?..

no

Have one or both of your parents died?..

if you must know, yes, my father has.

Are all of you the last born of large families?..

last born yes, large family no.

Do you three have any clue what you are sharing is childish hate and pain.. or is it that you 3 believe your wake is that of love..? Is this how you show your love for life?..

i think that you are reading something into my posts that i never put there. like i said before, i am just trying to point out the flaws in some of your arguments.

Is it that you three are long term childhood alcoholics..?

actually i had never touched any alcohol before i was 21

Did your mothers drink excessive booze while pregnant with you..?

not as far as i could tell - but i couldn't really see what was going on when i was in there...

Do you spend all your spare time playing computer interactive cartoons..?

no - i have better things to do with my time - like trying to point out the flaws in some of your arguments.

Do you believe video game characters are reality..?

why would anyone believe that?

Can you say where your foods come from..?

the last lot i got came from the supermarket....

Have any of you, or all of you ever spent time in prison..?

no, but i drove past one today, does that count?

Have you three dropped out of school at 16, or less..?

no, but i dropped out of university at the age of 19.

Do you three terrorize the elderly residents in your neighborhoods..?

no, i stop and talk to them....

Do you three hang-out in malls a lot..?

only if they have good boutiques...

Have any of your families been institutionalized in mental institutions..?

no, but there used to be one about ten minutes away from where i live, does that count?

Are any of you three taking doctor prescribed anti-depressants on a regular basis..?

no, but if you keep up posting some of the rubbish you have been in the past i might....

Do you three ingest cocaine at least one a week..?

i've never even seen any.

Have you three ever sampled meth..?
Do any of you do meth daily..?

i've never even seen any, so i wouldn't know what it looks like.

Do any of you have any grasp on any reality..?

more than you do.

Do you three believe that life lasts to 30, then there is no more..?

no, that statement is pure rubbish.

Do you believe that heaven and hell is reality..?

yes. i'm not entirely convinced about purgatory though....

Did love let you down and hurt your feelings big, in your early days, so bad that now all you feel is a strong angry hate for anything hinting at love..?

i don't have any strong angry hate for anything (not even you)

Do any of you actually believe that you are devils inside..?

no, i'm an angel inside.

Do any of you three believe your output, in this forum, is beneficial to others..?

the value of posts in the games area and the stupid zone is somewhat debateable, but as for the rest, yes.

[ZiaAries]

Dude, I don’t know where I've ever seen someone who can sniff his own ass. Obviously it ain’t us, cos we’ve all objected to the odor of your stinkin’ bum since day one. You have a truly unusual talent, but I wouldn’t brag about it if I were you.

None of us have that wicked tongue. It is that hairy Scottish goat that is trying to mount you.

A PIC of CosmicB, one of his many talents

[marby]

what the freak is that lol, my god

[marby]

yes beware of fatal bees or perish in hell

[ZiaAries]

Dude, I don’t know where I've ever seen someone who can sniff his own ass. Obviously it ain’t us, cos we’ve all objected to the odor of your stinkin’ bum since day one. You have a truly unusual talent, but I wouldn’t brag about it if I were you.

None of us have that wicked tongue. It is that hairy Scottish goat that is trying to mount you.

A PIC of CosmicB, one of his many talents

what the freak is that lol, my god

It's CosmicB with his head up his butt.