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No Make the Evil Chikan: This Be My True Story

Postby Masaka » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:15 pm

I alone on Tokyo train in evening time from way home come back of the school. The train was a very crowded and many a people be in the train, squeezed together much. It was then I feel the hand on my body. It was a bad hand that was not nice and doing the chikan on me. I turn around to go look to see the person but no one was a looking and I no know who it is. I got mad and was embarassed for what happened and then the chikan hand come again, this time feeling my leg of the back. I yelled: "Stop the chikan, you evil chikan making person!"

The whole train stop and people look and I turn around to see the chikan making person. She was standing their as old lady, trying to look innocent. She was short and said she no mean to touch and that train crowded but I knew she make the chikan on me! I said: "You are evil chikan making person" and slapped her and grabbed her hair and kicked her. She cry and started to yell for help but other people come and help me to kick her and hit her and make her pay for her chikan evil chikan making of me.

At next stop I get off and people clapped for me.

Then next at the street corner waiting for light, I feel a little hand on me again. I turn around and look and see little boy. He tried to make the chikan on the back of my knee. I could no believe. Two chikan evil people in one day! I say to him: "You evil little chikan boy" and slapped him and kicked him. He mommy was part of it too because she no say nothing and then yell for police to arrest me, and I says" "Yes, police! Come and arrest him!" The mommy and boy left and I know they learned the lesson of no make the chikan on me!

So if you read this, know that chikan is evil and we now fight and no take no more chikan from no one. Keep you chikan evil chikan ways off of me behind!
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Postby Winky89 » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:22 pm

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Postby jinjin » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:55 pm

Welcome back Masaka :lol:
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Postby THAT_GUEST » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:40 am

Masaka, it's good to see you back, and doing well, babe!
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Re: No Make the Evil Chikan: This Be My True Story

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:58 am

Masaka wrote: I yelled: "Stop the chikan, you evil chikan making person!"




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Postby zilt » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:58 am

Nice try Masaka, but noone claps for someone who beats up an old lady.
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Postby Thot Gor THE THIRD » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:04 pm

I would like this thread better if it wasnt stretched out so long!
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Re: No Make the Evil Chikan: This Be My True Story

Postby Guest » Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:32 am

Masaka wrote:I alone on Tokyo train in evening time from way home come back of the school. The train was a very crowded and many a people be in the train, squeezed together much. It was then I feel the hand on my body. It was a bad hand that was not nice and doing the chikan on me. I turn around to go look to see the person but no one was a looking and I no know who it is. I got mad and was embarassed for what happened and then the chikan hand come again, this time feeling my leg of the back. I yelled: "Stop the chikan, you evil chikan making person!"

The whole train stop and people look and I turn around to see the chikan making person. She was standing their as old lady, trying to look innocent. She was short and said she no mean to touch and that train crowded but I knew she make the chikan on me! I said: "You are evil chikan making person" and slapped her and grabbed her hair and kicked her. She cry and started to yell for help but other people come and help me to kick her and hit her and make her pay for her chikan evil chikan making of me.

At next stop I get off and people clapped for me.

Then next at the street corner waiting for light, I feel a little hand on me again. I turn around and look and see little boy. He tried to make the chikan on the back of my knee. I could no believe. Two chikan evil people in one day! I say to him: "You evil little chikan boy" and slapped him and kicked him. He mommy was part of it too because she no say nothing and then yell for police to arrest me, and I says" "Yes, police! Come and arrest him!" The mommy and boy left and I know they learned the lesson of no make the chikan on me!

So if you read this, know that chikan is evil and we now fight and no take no more chikan from no one. Keep you chikan evil chikan ways off of me behind!


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Postby jinjin » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:04 am

Chikan! :lol:
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Postby TonyRockyhara » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:58 pm

Chikan?
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Postby H. Franklin Layne » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:18 pm

2. chikan


Pervert, groper. Usually used in reference to furtive groping and sexual assaults that have become a frequent danger and annoyance on Japanese subways.


now that i know what it is, this thread is funny! :lol: :rotflmao: :laff:
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Re: No Make the Evil Chikan: This Be My True Story

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:50 am

Guest wrote:
Masaka wrote: I yelled: "Stop the chikan, you evil chikan making person!"




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