Oh Masaka, I just heard the terrible news.....
jinjin wrote:
THAT_GUEST has come up with a ironic ending to the chikan tale in JFM.
Masaka brings home a man named Hiroshi to show off to Yoshi as a great example of a man who does not chikan. At first Yoshi resents Hiroshi's presence, but he warms up to him. Meanwhile Masaka develops strong romantic feelings for Hiroshi. Hiroshi visits Masaka and Yoshi frequently and they spend a great deal of time together. Whenever Yoshi leaves Masaka and Hiroshi alone, they use the time to get intimate.
One morning Masaka finds she is home alone and she sees that Yoshi has left her a note. Yoshi explains in the note that he feel really bad about hiding his affair from her, so he has decided to leave. Distraught, Masaka calls Hiroshi on the telephone and does not get an answer. Masaka continues reading Yoshi's letter. Yoshi explains that he and Hiroshi have fallen in love and they feel terrible about cheating behind her back. He has found his perfect soul mate in Hiroshi. They take turns chikaning each other.
Several months later, a lonely Masaka is unable to fall asleep. She leaves her house, goes to the train station, gets onto a train, and waits for someone to chikan her. She enjoys it. She drops her trench coat, revealing her nude body and moans out "I need more chikan please." Several hours later, she returns home, falls asleep, and murmurs in her sleep “I love chikan.”
I can't believe yoshi took off with Hiroshi! This is just not happening. My friend Jinjin is very worried about you. Don't do the chikan asking to yourself. You know there are many chikan out there. She is very knowlegeable in chikan and is authoring a new Self Protection book from chikan, and would like to get it to you at the library, you know, where the old lady library made the chikan to you? What do you think?
Also, I heard a news report that two gay men were arrested on the train to Osaka for doing the chikan to each other. Did you happen to hear that? Was that Yoshi? Let us know the details.
